Huge ass countries

>huge ass countries
>former colonies
>shit tons of immigrants
>far from european wars
>lots of resources
>weak neighbors

wtf, why is america superpower but we a shithole??

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You can take the Brazilian out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the Brazilian

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Unstable political system, I guess.
How many coups and revolutions did Brazil have?

2

Our bad. We gave you the "shit's going well enough for me to care right now" genes.

Because Brazil consists of Brazilians.

because one is 10% nuggers, the other is 50%

because you didnt industrialize, instead remained a banana country economy

because you took out the emperor and had dictatorships

The US were built on Anglo-Saxon political and socioeconomic traditions.

Spaniards couldn't do a shit, when they got a shitton of gold and silver from Americas they had no idea what to do with it, they didn't invest it properly(just filled interiors of the churches with all the valuables), caused massive inflation and bankruptcy of the crown.

Iberians are inferior people who happened to discover New World first due to their favorable geographic position.

One is a mutt nation, the other isn't.

>Spaniards

Portuguese aren't bad. I'm sure they'll be great again.... eventually.

>Spaniards
Why do you hurt me so?

>Iberians are inferior people
Why though? We are great fighters and adventurers. We kicked the moors and went around Africa to side-step the Silk Road jews.

>just filled interiors of the churches with all the valuables, caused massive inflation and bankruptcy of the crown.
Yup. We got a streak of shitty kings that fucked us over. Luís I was the last good one.

Brazil is full of niggers. It's a giant Detroit.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM

This video is getting a little too popular. I want it deleted for defamation of Brazil.

>lots of resources
Not really, your agricultural sector has several problems, mainly infrastructure, and your oil reserves were just discovered. Also, you have several severe institutional problems.

>Why though? We are great fighters and adventurers.
You are great fighters true but not great state builders.

>blew it all on bling

>Spaniards couldn't do a shit
>Polish intelectuals
The spaniards colonized a new world hundreds of years before even their state was fully built.

By technology and knowledge alone, new states built later have it better comparable to the ones built upon weaker foundations.

It's incredible how that mentality permeates the country down to the individual.

We usually are pretty good at learning and discovering shit, but maintaining and preparing for the future part is boring, and we stop caring. We're too simultaneously ADHD and lazy.

Still, thanks to the Spaniards marrying into our crown, we started a thread of shit and bad luck that made us miss the Industrial Revolution, which we probably would've been pretty good at, especially with our great relationship with Britain, which would've probably preferred trading with us than France.

Oh well.

Says the country without colonies.
And was practically a colony of russia

And what does it change in this discussion? Spaniards are still bad at state building compared to Anglos.

>Spaniards
stop that.

Aren't Portuguese Spaniards in denial? Your languages are almost intelligible.

this shit realy makes me angry. holy jesus. shit
i cant even ,

FUCK

Not enough WASPs.

Because we're Protestant and you're Catholic

Its more complex than that

its a eastern yurop thinks its marginally better than latam episode

stop talking and unclog my toilet subhuman

>Aren't Portuguese Spaniards in denial?
Can I answer this "no?". We've been independent for 900 years, save a 60 break half-way through because of marriage. Our very reason for existence is defined by being "Not-Spanish". We kicked their asses a lot of times. You wouldn't like to be called German now, would you?

>Your languages are almost intelligible.
They are very very different. Portuguese probably sounds closer to French or even Russian. Maybe you heard Brazilian, which is easier to understand? Spanish people can hardly understand spoken Portuguese, for example.

Why are whites from Europe so god damn oblivious of their surroundings.

Around blacks never relax, especially if they keep getting closer.

Also. Yes, The english are soo much better at state building. Tell that to all those african ex colonies

One started at more of a disadvantage and the USA started with a good-ish system which made their economies prosper. The USA was a great nation for entrepreneurs. Brazil wasn't. Therefore one economy thrived while the other didn't. With such a thriving economy, smart people from other countries saw opportunity there. With such a thriving economy, they were able to pave way for a prosperous academic environment for the locals to get highly educated. All this shit. And more. It all adds up.

Also people tend to be lethargic in hotter climates. The cooler climates also plays a big role.

holy shit i would unironically not feel bad if we nuked this fucking shithole

little fucking niglets everywhere

I'd say the same for the u.s of a desu

>abloblobobloblo
You are just vastly inferior jungle apes, just get over it.
I don't know about Eastern Europe proper(Belarus, Ukraine, Russia) but countries like Czechia, Poland, Slovenia are much better off than even the most developed Latin America countries(Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Panama) and generally keep growing faster. And if you compare them to average Latin American countries we are definitely not marginally better, we are FAR better.

rare

>weak neighbors
Say that to my face not online and see what happens.

First worlders will never understand what it feels like to live in what could be the best country on Earth, and watch as its inhabitants prevent it from becoming so, by behaving in incomprehensibly animalistic ways.

There is a giant within Brazil. We could be better than any of you, but unfortunately we're the worst. It's a feeling one can't describe.

>Why are whites from Europe so god damn oblivious of their surroundings.
Contrary to Alberto Barbosa memes, we don't have nearly as much blacks around here. Certainly not as many slave-descendants.

A bit reductionist. Following a shitty break with eligible sons for the throne (our king died at 16), we lost our independence briefly (60 years) which caused a bunch of shitty things to happen, like unwanted wars with old allies and bad management of our fleet (which took us years to build), which in turn fucked us up to defend/keep order in our colonies, which coupled with a capital-destroying earthquake and french invasions (that didn't take, but still affected us) we lost our ticket on the industrial revolution, that helped the big British colonies a fucking ton.

TL;DR fuck cosmic Rube Goldberg and the Spaniards.

Potential doesnt mean diddly squat if its never used.

>You wouldn't like to be called German now, would you?
I would like to be called German sadly we don't have that much in common with Germany.
Top. Kek. Their African colonies were never supposed to be any decent countries, they were never supposed to be Anglo(because of large native populations), they were just supposed to be exploited and that's all. The same with India. It's impossible to "fix" countries like this, no European countries had resources and knowledge to do so. But when it comes to setting up a country from nothing, then Anglos definitely excel at it.

I think this is why we are so selfhating here and everywhere on internet. It's really frustrating. I hate commies.

jfc, even niggers in the US don't act like that

They just pose with guns to google street view.

Literally all your little fucking sandbar is good for is a nuclear testing site

We should start taking advantage of the caribbean

três contando com o golpe institucional

fora golpistas

I doubt commies are the only problem. Any country that choose to believe and even creates their own pillar of lies isn't going to get far and will only degrade.

That's where I can agree with Albert Pike on.

Everyone poses with guns here. It's just how things are.

Blacks here in the worst neighborhoods unironically are nowhere near that aggressive when it comes to stealing shit from random people, they just stick to killing each other

You are worse than blacks

Fuck your entire shithole country

>I doubt commies are the only problem

They aren't 100% of problem. But I think leftism is 90% of the problem.

Plenty things.

Protestants: "we need schools so people can read the Bible"
Christians: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! IT LEADS TO HERESY!"

Remember USA begun far smaller and then expanded, pic related. The same didn't happen with Brazil, that in turn is far, far more heterogeneous culturally speaking.

First colony getting independence = metropolises curbing down revolts faster. Pernambuco almost got independent roughly after USA, but guess what: Portugal already knew the path they would go and sent troops.

Latifundia. This wrecked Latin America as a whole... and also Iberia. The power structure it formed still exists.

Also, Latins (both Americans and Europeans) have a taste for military potatoship and fascism that often shits things. Why do you think retards still defend that Bolsonaro suicidal butcher?

>w-well we COULD be good!

no, shut the fuck up joao, the nature of your people prevents it therefore you can never be a good, properly functioning country

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>you

>Blacks here in the worst neighborhoods unironically are nowhere near that aggressive when it comes to stealing shit from random people, they just stick to killing each other

It's because your laws are very severe. But if you have soft shitty European wannabe laws like us, they would be the same shit.

>spaniards

go to clean the toilet, woitila

How mature of you really.
One of us is acting more like an ape and it´s certainly not me.
And how is that we were supposed to be decent countries?. The circumstances that you are presenting with african colonies also apply to us, and if we compare the two, we are far better than any british african ex colony (maybe not south africa).
And the spaniards or portuguese never set up a country from nothing as far as i know. You cant really compare the two.
It seems that you really like the british toilets you have to clean

>MUH COMMIES SCAPEGOAT!
Dude. Commies are disorganized and busier fighting among themselves than actually doing shit. Except if you're one of those retards who think PSDB and PT are commie parties.

One is filled with Brazilians and the other is filled with non-Brazilians.

so if your laws are so lax, get a gun, go out armed, and start killing little street urchins and fix the problem yourself?

it's not like the fucking police will stop you

nope, false. now unclog my toilet

They are all part of Fabian Society, they still are socialists. The same socislists post-dictadorship who made all of these shitty laws.

it's not crime, it's wealth redistribution

>it's wealth redistribution

Say that to Morocco, a mulatto country. Safe as fuck.

t. Jamal

>And the spaniards or portuguese never set up a country from nothing as far as i know.
What about Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, Colombia etc etc ...
>. The circumstances that you are presenting with african colonies also apply to us
Did African native population was slaughtered/succumbed to diseases once Brits colonized them? No? Then shut the fuck up.

Because Brazil on it's early days was like fuckin paradise and no one would need to work cause the food literally grew in trees, naked chicks everywhere, hot climate so there was no need to build houses...
It's the same as Africa, if you already have everything why are you going to work for what you already have?

>huge ASS countries
I see what you did there

Poles are literally wealthier than Panamians, you can clog my toilet also suck my dick.

Were were a bunch of big farms made for spices

>what could be the best country on Earth,
There is literally a 0% chance of Brazil ever being the best country on earth and there never was, that's American levels of undue national pride right there.

WTF Poles can stay now

>They are all part of Fabian Society
I don't even think the Fabian Society has Brazilian representatives, let alone ties with the Labour Party/PT.

I hope the next thing you're going to mention is NOT "the new world order" or stuff like that.

This is why there are so many southern Europeans living with their parents?

Seriously, even Brazilian rates are 24%. Why do you love your mom so much?

>t. unironic brown jungle ape

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>What about Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, Colombia etc etc.
Ever heard of the Incan Empire? or any amerindian tribes? Diseases didnt kill the am all, you know.
>Did African native population was slaughtered/succumbed to diseases once Brits colonized them?
No, but they were slaughtered by machine guns. Do you realize that colonization of america and africa happened at different times? or the soviets didnt teach you that?

Basically this. WASPs have common law.

Catholics have shitty laws against crime and corruption.

ITT- retards that think that the portuguese tried to do the same as the Brits

You've already raped it many times

But we had more than 6 million of European immigrants and could be higher, there are no excuses post-independence, really.

Except we actually are the greatest country on earth

100 MORE YEARS OF HEGEMONY

>WASPs have common law.
Germany sent hi.

>Catholics have shitty laws against crime and corruption.
Specially Bavaria and Ba-Wü.

>always repeating fucking Bavaria

Bavaria has lot of Lutero's influence and German laws are somewhat shit against crime, they are just educated.

Well, mostly because most parents in Portugal are over protective and want their kids to stay with them as longer as possible. Since most people in Portugal don't have high ambitions they prefer to stay with their parents so they can still live free of responsabilities.
Also, many males in Portugal can never find a gf so they no longer have a reason to leave home

Power + influence ≠ greatness

>Also, many males in Portugal can never find a gf so they no longer have a reason to leave home


What a way to live. What's the suicide rate there?

Ah right, greatness = being an irrelevant rock in the north atlantic that creates nothing and imports all of their best qualities

Fuck up limey

>mostly because most parents in Portugal are over protective and want their kids to stay with them as longer as possible.
>Since most people in Portugal don't have high ambitions they prefer to stay with their parents so they can still live free of responsabilities.
>Also, many males in Portugal can never find a gf so they no longer have a reason to leave home

This sounds like my life. Internet ruined us all.

>Catholics have shitty laws against crime and corruption

Even Islam is better than Catholics in laws. Just see Morocco. 90% of Moroccans are quadroons, they have at least 20% of SSA DNA.

Morocco is a very safe country for tourism and they have one of the lowest homicide rates of the planet.

I never said Britain was great, it's just as shit as America.

Bavaria AND BADEN-WÜRTTENBERG. They're Catholic Christians, they're under Roman law, and yet things there aren't worse than in Brandenburg or Saxony, showing that the _current_ presence of a Christian or a Protestant majority is irrelevant.

Unhappy with the example? Austria then.

And regarding Common Law: see map. Civil Law is used by shit and non-shit countries alike.

Again, German laws are very shit against crime. If Germans were unneducated, Germany would be a shithole.

>What's the suicide rate there?

We have the highest rates of depression in Europe. I think that most people just become addicted to anti-depressants here. Those who are too poor to escape to alchool or drugs end up throwing themselves to the train line.

>Internet ruined us all

Yes

Iberians lack organizational skills. This is still true today.

And education. They didn't have the strong, broad-based philosophical and political that was developed by the Anglos and adapted by the Anglos from other cultures.

Also, the Iberians were more intent on conquest and exploitation, rather than establishing idealistic (and ideological) colonies.

Annnnd... your geography isn't exactly amber waves of grain. Manifest destiny is hard to accomplish through the endless Amazonia.

>Again, German laws are very shit against crime.
Source?

Or, if you're going to cherry pick shitty laws [that obviously exist everywhere]: remember that Common Law is prone to generate stuff as this: tjshome.com/dumblaws.php

>the Iberians were more intent on conquest and exploitation

Maybe it's an excuse for Spanish America, this is not an excuse for Brazil. We really can't blame Portugal for nothing after independence.

There were lot of European massive immigration plans and some of them worked. It's all our fault. Also even slavery and Native American killings in Midwest was mostly after independence.

>remember that Common Law is prone to generate stuff as this: tjshome.com/dumblaws.php

Purports to link to "common law" stupidities...

Actually links to civil codes.

I think you need to learn what "common law" means before you start to post nonsense.

>Germany's maximum penalty is just 15 years

1889, 1930, 1964, possibly 1985.