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JUST BARREN MY WASTELAND UP EDITION

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cara

Really want to fuck my sister lads.

do one colgate caveman spammer

retiring to my bedchamber

peep show has taught me just to talk and be mildly funny to girls.

Reddit flag users:

What do you think of the inclusion of flags representing defunct administrative regions of Britain such as Middlesex and Westmorland?

I'm all for them

are you the same chinky that posted his arse

literally fuck off
why are you posting this shit in /brit/ of all places?

caran

very autistic

hmm like ahh no thanks ketut

No

yes

well get on it then for my singaporean arse collection

huh.

Sup Forums is a pretty diverse place.

are you a girl

Would Scotland get its own flag or be further divided into the old shires?

It's a bit annoying being mistaken for being English on here. Nothing against our English friends, but there's a great deal more hostility towards them on here and in general.

fuck off paki

Think it's a decent gauge of opinion

font share threads are literally the only good thing on /gd/

Beautiful isn't it.

I kinda embarrassed myself during texting

Who's it instead of whose is it

I didn't bother to correct myself either, how do I cope with this

Scotland already has a flag mate, and that's divided into the 32 areas

this 2bh lads

Peng

alone is kind of best lads, the girl you'r dreaming of doesn't exist; if you love someone real, you probably don't even know them

better just to deal with the reality of loneliness

No clue what mine would even be

It's on the cusp of 3 shires and Glasgow itself

really want to fuck attractive girls that aren't my gf

tings

This is sage advice

Are you a fan of Tarkovsky by chance

roll a d4

Watching RT news and pondering over how more impartial it is than the BBC

open relationship

...

feeling sorry for myself

Meh, gradual lowering of expectations is probably better than just accepting eternal loneliness.

There's always divorce nowadays anyway.

Happy birthday, laddie

i don't like the idea of being cucked

i'll just keep monogamous and continue dating her until i get bored then i'll break up and hunt for clunge

Literally this

give me one reason that James Cook wasn't the cheekiest brit of the 1700s

Are you aware Portuguese girls are angels? Well you are now!


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me playing basketball lads

yeah Sup Forums is probably the best site on the web

learnt a hell of a lot on here and also talked to high flying businessmen and people like poleaboo

incroyable

spooky

The original shitposter.
Bless him.

beautiful

>6'2 "men"

>be me
>make a point of hating people with 4 reddit flags
>man updates it straight away so less people have 4 reddit flags

nice one redditorflag man. :)

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fucking hate how every person that makes videos has to have a background track and funny jump cut editing

if you dont remember Craven you should kill yourself

no i've no idea who that is, worth a look up?

just beent hinking my whole life about how i've had this idea of like uncompromising, true, pure love- some kind of submission of self to this other person, integrating them into my being and they become a part of me and the course of my life

but i have hever felt this

i have had relationships felt lust felt desire etc on certain occassion perhaps even obsession

but never this love of which people speak

I often imagine myself holding this woman- slim lithe and delicate in smile and nature- in my arms and me in hers and we're happy and in love but this is illusory

i feel unable to give myself to anyone

and meet no-one who makes me feel like this

better to be independent really, don't go chasing waterfalls
What're your thoughs on the matter user?

not what im gtting at

>tfw heading there in 5 hours

Just a shame I'll speak to no locals and sperg out even when piss drunk.

me playing league of legends lads

some say his dad got ran "r-over".

the fuck are you on about m8

haha
she has a tea pot on her head
what a div
what will those crazy japs draw next

>rover
good times

Lads I'm in hospital with alcoholic liver cirrhosis I've probably not got that long to live haha

He's probably got cancer or something ;_;

This is sad.

Anorexia probably.

You guys sound smart. Have you yall ever considered summoning a pagan god within a lucid dream?
GREENTEXT TIME!!
>>Be me, many years ago, 18.
>>In bed wondering about synapses
>>humming sound occurs and I feel I am being lifted from bed
>>Or I am making myself float
>>Fuck, what if its aliens?!
>>ATTEMPT to scream for my Sup Forumsrothers
It appears my mouth wont open
>>like a dream...
*forcefully close my already closed eyes super hard*
>>humming stops.
>> Body no longer feels elevated.
>> Open eyes to see a dark quiet room.
>>Hit Barnes and noble and find a book on dreaming where it suggests calling for a spirit guide.
I do it.
>>Shit-works-so-cash,jpeg end up calling for a dream guide and getting lessons on how to control my dream.
>>start to have wierd unexplainable not 3d reality dreams. Dont want to recall/refuse to write down.
>>Dream recall decreases. When I do dream and call for spirit guide no one shows up..
>>Googled pagan gods in relation to dreaming
>>Hypnose yadda yadda
>>I go to bed, wake up in a dream world outside standing on a street day time.
>>I look in sky and yell "I want to talk to my spirit guide!"
>>Frogs-Ribbiting.Mpeg
>>with a higher emphasis in my tone I raise my arms and yell "Hypnose! I summon you!"
>>Hypnose suddenly appears right in front of me.
Hypnose: You don't need to say my name so loud
Me: I am sorry, I was hoping you could teach me to control when I dream and how I can make my dreams last for however long I want it to
Hypnose:The answer for what you seek is on scrolls that I will need to translate.
>>I follow him 10 feet away to this spiraling stair case that had no entrance. We had to hop over a 3 or 4 ft wall to begin stepping up the stairs. A plastic dome went over use for 5 seconds and unveiled. An archer with bow cocked back aimed at us. I am about 40 ft from ground level. I see a road with a marching troop the size of this little archer wearing rich colors like it.
>>Hypnose leads me down to a hall.
>>Cont?

Well things are definitely deviating from the comics

;_;

Craven was a cunt m8

Think the sycophancy shown to him on here was some kind of avatistic reaction. Also makes me think the ancestors of neets would have all been Baldrick type characters.

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Lads where do I find a girl like this in the UK?

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definitely reading this

haha what a mess of a post
read none of this

fug howd you manage that buster

the morgue

i'm a romantic

i feel like i have so much love to give

i can't wait to look after 3 little shits that popped out of my wifes vag

havent had feelings for a girl in three years though aha

i hope i find someone soon

think about this a lot

i know i can probably get a gf if i try but i want the gf

the one

the only


if anyone tries to cuck me i will fucking heem them

Don't worry man, you can survive years with the mild side effect of hepatic encephalopathy.

Get used to wearing diapers :^)

ting

You want some of that roast beef do ya lad?

does she just not eat or is it a medical condition?

repenting for my sins

Currently what the normies would describe as """""drunk""""" and drinking a so called beer

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>>I am lead the opposite direction of the street with the small marching rich color wearing troops.
(When i say rich color i mean christmas kind of.. Rich green. A vibrant brown stuff like that. But they were all in order. Marching like troops. Single to a dual filed line.)

>>In a hall we pass a few doors.
>>Hypnose goes to a cabinet where he pulls a scroll out
>> follow him to a room. He tells me he is going to need some time to translate it.
>>Two people walked in that I recognized as my coworkers.
>>They were extremely smiling.
>>Creepy.
>>I tries to act normal
Me:Hey (user) what are you doing here?
>>They both continue to walk closer SLIGHTLY crooking the neck with the full frontal creep smile. Im talkin CHEESIN it with eyes wide open.
Me (Wanting to nope out so bad):Uh, Hypnose can you help me out?
>>Hypnose turns to face them from the corner of the room he was at and they both turn around and leave.

Me: (Totally recalled my alarm is set for work at this moment) Hypnose I need to say this now, please dont let me dream forever because I have to go to work really soon.
>>Hypnose looked slightly confused at me
Hypnose:I must go, I have translated the scroll for you *Hands over a few flash cards; when you are ready to go you may at anytime.

>>He takes me to the front of a door/room from within the hall.
>> i walk in to see the front wall isnt a wall its an infinite opening.
*Thats the best way to describe it. Like a callloida scope*
>>shit oh shit oh shit my alarm should be going off real dam soon!!!
>>I sit down in front of the computer and whip out the first card
>>Its a fuckin riddle...wtf?!
>>Next-card-MUST- be-some-real useable-shit-i-thought.jpeg
>>Another fuckin riddle
*All this writing was in blue color pencil.*
>>Hypnose had also given me a little 5 pack of the flatstick gum. Apparently if I ate one it would give me the control i desired for my dreams.
>>Ate the whole fuckin pack
Cont?.......

asking for forgiveness

doing a prolonged depression

repenting for my sims

happy birthday, you a wizard?

Hello where is the 4th of junely

verbing a noun

perhaps it is the fact that we create these expectations for ourselves that dooms us to never meeting them

i want kids real bad but knowing my luck they'd be girls or retarded, or both

Lone, therapeutic drinking is the best kind of drinking.

Unfortunately I always want an audience when I'm a few scoops in and live to regret it in the morning.

making a confession

thinking of an ironic oxymoron

searching for a solution

contemplating

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Called a girl on the train a mephistophelian brute and she called me a twat, jokes on her because as I said what I said I was doing the smug pepe face.

Doing a fingering my arsehole while wanking myself off

i've never had a drink by myself lol

Just finished my gnarly shit

Third eye status: ripped open

THANK MR SKELETAL

i was starting to worry