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USA USA USA
WE JUPITER NOW
Cameron Ortiz
Jacob Davis
nice
USA USA USA
Logan Flores
USA USA USA
nice
Blake Roberts
BREAKING: OBAMA ANNOUNCES AMERICA'S PLAN TO COLONIZE SOLAR SYSTEM'S FATTEST PLANET
Mason Murphy
I like how they named it Juno because it's keeping an eye on Jupiter.
Andrew Wright
Why are Americans so friggin smart?
Christian Long
>be american
>colonize the fattest planet
Matthew Walker
>be canadian
>colonize nothing
Joseph Howard
>The Mars Climate Orbiter (formerly the Mars Surveyor '98 Orbiter) was a 338-kilogram (745 lb) robotic space probe launched by NASA on December 11, 1998 to study the Martian climate, Martian atmosphere, and surface changes and to act as the communications relay in the Mars Surveyor '98 program for Mars Polar Lander. However, on September 23, 1999, communication with the spacecraft was lost as the spacecraft went into orbital insertion, due to ground-based computer software which produced output in non-SI units of pound-seconds (lbf s) instead of the SI units of newton-seconds (N s) specified in the contract between NASA and Lockheed. The spacecraft encountered Mars on a trajectory that brought it too close to the planet, causing it to pass through the upper atmosphere and disintegrate.
USA USA USA
Carson Martin
But Jupiter's fatness is what keeps us safe from dangerous meteorites, right?
Brayden Peterson
I colonized your mom's ovaries with my semen.
Mason Taylor
poland cannot into space :DDDDDD
Xavier King
Hahahahaaahaa
Mason Morgan
>meanwhile, at the polish space agency
Justin Lopez
Glad to see americans' tax money are going towards something useful.
/sarcasm
Oliver Cruz
I guess this will need to be updated
Dylan Thompson
Can someone make one of these but for Jupiter or Pluto?
Our Solar Empire needs more flags.
Easton Collins
u didn't even plant a flag, you're just taking pictures...
Dylan Foster
inb4 they spend the next 50 years trying to figure out a way to stick a miniature flag on it.
Tyler Ramirez
meanwhile romanian tax money is going directly to fuck all besides the pockets of their politicians
lmoa
Nathan James
>Earth
>Moon
>Mars
>Jupiter
>That one comet
Are yuropoors even trying?
Levi Phillips
>you didn't plant a flag
>on jupiter
hmmm
if there's one thing americans can do it's innovate
Josiah Sanders
why isn't the canadian space program taking pictures?
Xavier Robinson
And how is Romania's space program doing?
Joshua Reed
it's happening
Jack Baker
stfu fags we have an arm
JUNO BTFO
Noah Diaz
It also flings shit at earth as much as it deflects away.
Pray to kek with me that lord Jupiter will send an asteroid to Mecca, amin.
Carter Rogers
Why do Americans act like space research is a competition, when there are only 3-4 countries actually trying?
Most of these advanced missions have collaborators from around the world anyway.
Nolan Wright
Cry harder
Zachary Taylor
you're right, at least you actually have a space agency unlike Australia.