I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I TRIED SO HARD
Let the cuck world burn
IT STARTS WITH A SIDE SWITCH
Hey mate
We will suceed next time
>g-guys we must prevent germany from taking over europe!
>end up defeating germany
>russia takes one half of europe afterwards and the US takes the other half
woah so this is the power of the good guys
>implying there's anything wrong with being a Us colony
Ameriburgers are based.
...
>not seeing the irony
> nationalism is bad guys
> commies are forcing people to work in gulags for the glorious ussr
> americans are getting ultra patriot
Guys germans are totaly bad and different
t. literally gambled away its entire empire despite winning every war
>I TRIED SO HARD
>AND GOT SO FAR
Fucking traitor! Literally fucked us over in the end, you have no right to speak like that!
Make Austria German again
>Still speaks english
umm excuse me sweetie but I speak english due to American cultural hegemony
What even is the united kingdom
Soon only one kingdom
I think the united kingdom is the place which destroyed your Reich 3 times in a row. kek, dumb Germans.
Because british troops were in Berlin riiiiiight
Is this German nationalism dangerously on the rise?
Not really, most of >us fucked off to the Midwest already.
>tfw spent some time in Wisconsin
>tfw it was literally little Germany
Ameribros are pretty based desu. More so than other continentals.
I don't want that nationalism rises and I am also not full german but I think germany would be stronger with autocracy and National socialism
Midwest is comfy af senpai.
Germany was pretty nice too but the neighbors are not so nice...
Are you from the midwest?
Meh our neighbors aren't that bad. The Poles start rioting every now and then but we have them under control.
France is great, so is Austria, Denmark and the Czech Rep.
We'll invite Bavaria to join us and take over Hungary and parts of the Czech republic again, as it should be. Prussia can go to hell for all I care.
Yea, near Chicago. It used to have a huge German section, that's died down a bit but still some good german bars and restaurants.
I'm from Bavaria and I sure would welcome that decision. Prussians are scum
Saupreissn ausse!
>tfw so irrelevant that Germany forgets you're his neighbour.
Hast recht
Dude, weed, lmao!
The NEtherlands hate us though.
Do they? I think everybody hates us
That's just banter, mate
Germans are the americans of Europe, you can't banter with them, they'll take it seriously.
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