>Hey user, do you have a gf?
Hey user, do you have a gf?
yes
partially. she fucks other guys also. but it's better than nothing, right?
i have been talking (romantically) to a trap in east asia for 3 years now, but neither of our lives permit us crossing paths during that time and probably for at least a further year
does that count
Yes
Yes I do
she loves big black bull cock
No
Yes but she doesn't know about it
Not anymore since Friday.
She literally said she wants to try new things. Probably like getting fucked in all holes by leftie environmentalist scum.
I need to find some slut to fuck so I can start forgetting about her. 5 years and now she's gone.
>tfw finally found someone that puts up with my shit and thinks its funny and I can talk to her without spilling my spaghetti
>watched the fireworks and held hands and she put her head on my shoulder
i-is this what true happiness is Sup Forums? Is this what I've been missing in my life up until now?
No, but I do have a bf though.
Yes, enjoy it because it gets more fun every day
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Yes i have lover i'm verse
see
>t. American on vacation
Why don't the mods ever ban this retard?
they do but he's saved his allowance for proxies
mods need to feel too.
>lover but not gf
>verse
Are you GAY?
:D
>too shy to talk to her
>I'll never see her again
Yes i do, but she's a fucking leftist and its driving me crazy, she visits tumblr and 9fag all the time and shows me "le ebin 9gug memes", her political views are the exact opposite if mine yet im fucking crazy about her 99% of the time except for when she talks about international politics(very pro-EU except the EU is fuckig Romania up). This is so painfull, this extremly smart and very beautifull woman who loves me and i love is the polar opposite to me and i'm afraid if i show her my power level i'm going to lose her. I'm doomed to a life of solitude, my only solace being prostitutes, club sluts and liquor. How do i redpill her? Or........ Blue pill me?
Both of you give up shitty internet sites and focus on each other
Pfffff yhea, lel, as if that's ever happening
>She will NEVER EVER rest her head in my lap again
>Getting up all alone is getting harder day by day
AHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw traveling the Balkans with gf
It really doesn't get much better.