ITT: Times your country was the bad guy

ITT: Times your country was the bad guy

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never

My country is always a bad guy, to its peoples that is.

Hi melbourne

But Vietnam was literally your mess to begin with.

Can't even control your own damn colonies.

>how dare those people across the world from us be Communist

When we bombed Serbia instead of muslims

:^)))))))))))))

>There are still some people that think the Vietnam War was a good idea

In the Paraguayan War.
From 1864 to 1870, we allied ourselves with Argentina and Uruguay against Paraguay.

By the end of the war we literally killed 80-90% of the Paraguayan male population.

After the French government begged America to help

that never happened

woops haha

Ho Chi Minh begged for your help.

You didn't listen.

>things that never happened
Also, nobody told you to go to Vietnam you went there on your own

They did listen but they helped the wrong side
You know americans and geography

When Jimmuh Cottah undermined the Shah so that Islamofascism could take over Iran.

Never

Economy.

Anybody with stuff for Ireland? I'm up to my eyebrows in propaganda

...

Iraq.

Before that we literally never did nothing wrong.

>hurr durr brazil is german xdxdx
fuck off autist

Kek

We are good boys who dindu nuthin'

70 years later and the French are still mad.

NOTHING HAPPENED AT WOUNDED KNEE

THEY SHOT FIRST OKAY

Well there was ofcourse Indonesia shortly after WW2.

fuck off.

>muh abirishiginal heritage!!

Well, were we ever the good guys?
Maybe when we allied with UK against Napoleon, dunno.

When you #rekt Rome.

This

Beating Brazil 7-1

From the top of my head:

Opium wars
Abos
Falkland
Whole North America (all of it)
Probably Iran
India
Some shit in Africa
Israel

We were on the same side in the Seven Years War but that was pretty morally neutral both ways

>implying

Guess you are right. That were such simpler days...

Don't forget plantations in Ireland, and the 6 counties they took (And still have)

don't worry germoney, those trips automatically balance your karma

>Israel
Oh come on, half the Jews were illegal immigrants!

>he doesn't respect the democratic will of the people

>Falklands
retard

Boer wars
Ireland
Cod wars
Glyndwr

Chadian war
was an excuse to get uranium and for Gaddafi to get rid of hiftar who was getting popular in the army and to the people

7-1
WW2
Helping Joseph to defeat Kars, the Supreme Being
Finding the ruins of Troy

muh famine nevr 4get 7billion

You did great things for the brand recognition of Toyota Hiluxes though!

Implying Romans were the bad guys after bringing civilisation across Europe.

Never. We're always the damsel in distress

pls..pls let us forget that ever happened

You don't "bring" civilisation by taking gold. Celtic Europe had a network of independent civilisations peacefully trading through extensive networks. They just didn't get to write the history.

You also don't "bring" civilisation by destroying civilisations older than you, like Carthage. Or suppressing civilisations older than you, like Greece or Asia Minor and the Near East.

Natural selection faggot. Fact is Roman technology, engineering was far superior. They make take resources but in return they built vital infrastructure, roads, aqueducts settled cities such as london. They accelerated advancement thought Europe.

>bad
We are called ''always'' by Asian.
And proud of it.

Never.
Anyone who says otherwise is wrong and probably a French-Russian-Muslim-gommunist too :DDDDDDD

Civilisation is not natural selection. In fact, that sort of thinking is completely counter to civilisation.

From the first copying of Carthaginian ships, to incorporation of Iberian weapons and tactics, to the wholesale theft of everything Greek, Roman technology and engineering mostly came from the civilisations it conquered. So no, it wasn't really superior at all, it was the same, and the best way to transfer that knowledge is trade, not conquest.

>unless of course it's 1945, and scientists are going cheap.

Never. Even when we do bad things we're still not the bad guys.

Hi, just skimming through your bullshit list I noticed Falklands is on it, and so I'm going to disregard the rest of your post and assume you're a clueless idiot. Thanks.

Vi var lite arsliga mot Polen, måste du väl ändå hålla med om.

>people want to be part of britain and be british
>"Don't forget plantations in Ireland, and the 6 counties they took (And still have)"

fuck off

perkele saatana pois pakkoruotsi

>Opium wars
>Abos
>Whole North America (all of it)
>Probably Iran
>India
>Some shit in Africa
>Israel

"bad"

>Falklands
We were attacked.

>enslaving and murdering millions of Irish people for 700 years

EXOCET

never been relevant enough to be the bad guy.

We do awful shit to our own citizens though.

I guess slavery and Jim Crow wasn't very nice. Other than that, not much.

youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw

My ancestors brought a shitload of dindus to the Americas, so we're partly responsible for that I guess?

Polan dindu nuffin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Europe

Never.

Introducing cane toads

...

Kek'd

>Protecting countries from gommunism is bad and we're bad people for doing it

Better dead than red, melbfriend. Next you're gonna tell me to welcome all refugees.

Scotland

>actually responsible for the plantation of ireland
>transatlantic slavery
>the black dinner
>the sacking of most of northern england


Although we always claim innocence, because our southern neighbour peacefully conquered us through politics and diplomacy

Literally never.

Explain to me how the US was the bad guy in Vietnam. It was literally the same scenario as Korea and the SU supported the communist filth.