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Go home and be a family man edition

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>eyes are arrows

assad did nothing wrong

also hillary should be hung from the rafters for helping to cause the syrian situation

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>this is what liberals consider a sick burn

OHHH DAYUUM SICK BURN BRO.

Assad is a key Russian ally. That is a crime in America's world.

>its 3am again

I'm back lads. Had a quick wank.

Did you see thsi sick burn bro?

Anyone still awake?

How did you celebrate your 4th of july?

that's good to know mate

I'm sorry you have to live in trans capital usa

cum lol

>dark skinned girl come to my workplace
>consider poo in loo joke
>I awkwardly ask her where she's from
>she says some town in sweden
>I sit there like a question mark

I watched three firework shows but most my day was spent shitposting on /cum/.

cucked

quintessentially swedish

Also my department at the grocery store where I worked received a new, young indian manager to replace the ornery old nig that was our former manager, and everything is running much better. This one guy has made me feel a lot better about poo in loos.

Post pics of where your filthy ass is from

My independence day was dinner with senpai and a bunch of kids shooting sparklers and roman candles in the streets

Some random Commie block, you?

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from a smelly, overcrowded part of california and moved to a nice part of oregon

There's less fun stuff here but at least I don't see burning cars on the freeway

nice mountains

fugg

They seem ok really. She's kind of cute, actually. Nose is a bit on the big side, but I like that kind of thing. Some cosmetic flaw is nice.

Too bad I'm ultra sperg and can't intitiate a conversation or hold one to save my life.

sounds wonderful

Oh shit

whad habbened

is that bend?

yeh

kako je bilo za 4.?

jest vam sranje dred boze sacuvaj

mozete se komotno poubijati

Was in the gym

Not liking this exhausted meme one bit

>tfw Redondo Beach has no flag so I have to besmirch Torrance's good name instead

>Massive lead contamination in Flint
>Lead proven in multiple studies to cause violent behaviour with increased exposure

best lock down that city

Hey guys, question. Once you lose your virginity, if you don't continue to have sex at least every once in a while, can that make your dick shrink? It's been a few years since I've had sex and I think my dick is getting smaller. Anyone else experienced this? I'm getting worried.

It is called being American

You what

I assume that was supposed to be some kind of joke.

What don't you understand leaf?

if you don't use it you lose it

Try tugging on it while laying your eyes on some fine ass bitches.

>wake up at 5:30am
>start drinking beer to try and sleep again
ayyy lmao

Seriously leaf, have you heard of this happening? I can't think of any other reason my dick would be shrinking.

I jerk off plenty but that doesn't seem to be helping. Have you ever heard of this happening Sven?

no i haven't because it doesn't happen. wtf are you measuring user?

hahaha

canada?

ya?

i love you

thank you for caring about us and sending 1k troops over here

y-you too latvia-kun

>tfw america is such a great ally they put up a plaque for the greatest Latvian president ever

Good morning!

lovely image

I though you'd appreciate it. You da real MVP.

:^)
i only got really old balt ones, need to make some clum pics when i get home

What goes on in /balt/?

Mornings are decent, but literally cancer from two latvian tripfags come out in thr evenings. Ive come to like this place more than balt

I just checked out their thread and it never fails to amuse me how memes are universal. Like going to /fr/ and seeing some french user frogpost. The internet is a wondrous, terrifying place

Our resident meme is Kranklis

who /atwork/ here

me lmao xdd

Copywriter here. What do you do, user?

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anime is shit

CAD design senpai

Neat, what field if you don't mind my asking?
What do you do, Latvia-kun? Nice dubs btw

ya
It's going to be hot as fuck again please save me

construction. It's a comfy job but it's my second job so I won't be here forever

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
she must be on Sup Forums, the cheeky girl

oregano top tier

DID SENPAI NOTICE U?!?!??!?!??!?!?!!??!?!!?

How many books do you have on your hard drive?
I have like 10. worth it's weight in gold :^)

fug, lucky you. how did u pick Bend.
>tfw from california and literally didnt even think oregon was a real place

Have babies and be a mom edition. its more like their faces should be switched.
i got three words for you: VA SECT OMY

Annapolis, it's a cool place

What board do you think has the best wiki

Can manga be considered books?

im a work from home fuck

currently not working, just shitbosting, tho. getn ready to go outside (fug) and get some ergcercize.
>tfw have to see other people besides qt and qts family in real life.
>always thinking "poo in loo" and other Sup Forums memes in public these days

can the sidewalk be condidered a loo?

answer: kind of...but its a shitty definition.

*tips hat brim

Maryland is literally the GOAT state.

a lot of stuff, everything that needs to be done at any time at the place i work.
inventory managment, restock the store, technical stuff etc

>Hamburger Helper talking shit in the corner
every time

Problem: ITS IN MARYLAND

I literally am Hamburger Helper, tho.

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There was a Latvian and an Estonian at my highschool. Both were in my Latin class. the Latvian dude was hella chill. The estonian guy was from planet sperg.

NOVA
O
V
A

buttmad richmonders and Norfolk's will lie and say we bring down the state when we LITERALLY make it good lmao

Why is Virginia so rich?
Are they jews?

Latvians once again prove to be best balt :^)

No just welfare queens.

Probably a lot of old money

Federal government, big companies, retired politicians etc. DC commuters. All the shilling that goes on in our capital is in Maryland and Northern Virginia. Also, those are the cunts that have been turning Virginia blue every election

But nausicaa is more of a book than what that GoT guy writes

true

no gf to spend money on

Virginia never had old money families. NoVA was full of poor dirt farmers subsisting on the land before the fedgov exploded.

feels good not contributing to society

Why are denying the truth? You know that if you vote for Hillary, and you guys will, you could literally decide the election?

Reading books takes so long. We really need to expedite this process or no one in the 21st century will have time to read books unless you're so rich you don't work

Low energy

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I know some people can read super fast but I don't really get how it's enjoyable. For fiction especially, a lot of its appeal is lost when read at a more brisk pace because I feel like there isn't enough time to visualize what's going on in the text. It's basically like watching a movie on fast forward.