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cara
korean pop
wicked wicked
junglist massive
feeling like time is moving at a glacial pace tonight
how do i actually go to a cross thread with Sup Forums X
>raining in Kowloon
Sounds comfy
see you got it right this time
why is my blood circulation so bad
if I lift my leg up in a strange position then I get pins and needles straight away
Edna
why THE FUCK is the denist getting stuff delivered to him from DHP at 10:24
come on sonny
he NEEDS to stop messing me about like this
Ever since I've been neet I get headaches all day but at night I feel fine. Why????????
it's not to do with blood it's nerves
Poleaboo might not be the gf you need right now but she is the gf you deserve
It's a hip new video game, grandpa
Anyone want to impart some advice for somebody who's going no where in life?
no killurself xD pls.
>So Andrea Leadsom just referred to "experts" while making air quotes gesture.
Haha and this fucking nutter is a government minister
the gf just sent me this. looks like the average english girl.
How do I respond?
>CERN has a dedicated 100Gb/s internet speed between Budapest and Geneva
super
fast
torrenting
no killer no filler
All time greatest British actor? Who do you lads reckon?
instagram.com
imagine being this stunning and then ruining it by cutting yourself
very comfy
Thoughts?
Don't talk to me like that tranny.
Makes you think
that's it
put may in charge
Try one or all of the following
>The path of justice - phishing
>The path of vengeance - terrorism
>The path of rebirth - gender transition
This story will end with him killing the dentist
>giving it (You)s
o i am baka'in
>ranked #1 in public matches
>have yet to win a head-to-head match
the FUCK is this BULLSHIT
Bendydick Cuminmysnatch
Put the politicians on minimum wage I say
unaaaaay wahey
how do i open the third eye/decalcify the pineal gland again?
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
>Be a Literal Who a month ago
>Now running to be PM
Who the fuck is Leadsom?
weren't they under investigation for downloading cheese pizza on their workstations a while back?
orrible
don't
talk
shite
Have been talking to an old friend from school online. He's in the military now, training. Told Poleaboo about how much life experience you can get from joining the army and how many opportunities open after service. Poleaboo told him it sounds interesting but he wasn't sure if the British army was for him. Friend told Poleaboo that there are other militaries you can join, like the French Foreign Legion which recruits all kinds of foreign soldiers.
Poleaboo looked up the French Foreign Legion and learned it's rough training and hard discipline. Apparently they are fighting in the Central African Republic right now, don't know if Poleaboo's mum would approve of him shooting Africans.
Poleaboo decided to consider it, does sound like a good opportunity to do something and stop being a NEET, but might join after HRT is finished. Heard armies allow trans women to enlist now, and Poleaboo wants to be pretty before she picks up a gun.
Strong woman thatcher 2.0
Poleaboo is now rank 10 on Hearthstone
right, i'm off to netto for some curry sauce and chicken breast
don't talk about mummy that way
gf just sent me this
Do you want to give mummy a cummy?
people like tim really annoy me desu. I know I shouldn't be annoyed by them because they're ill and shit but fuck me, super hard sometimes.
Is she just a professional slut these days?
Fucked her in the loading bay of 'Spoons last week haha. She gives a hell of a good S U C C
Reminder than the British Army and FFL are both selective as fuck
nasty piece of work, is what she is
just explored an ancient saxon catacomb in northumberland to find this painted onto the wall of the great tomb from my gf lads
Freedom of movement =/= freedom of labour
Anyone know anything about ISAs?
childhood friend sent me this
fuck off dentist
...
is there an extension to turn up youtube videos past full volume
actually yes
t. worked in a bank for 6 months
Gf sent me this
FFL usually take ex-soldiers from other countries though.
wtf I love mass immigration now let anyone in
turn youre headphones up
this.
*snaps your neck*
british services will not allow you in because of your criminal and psych history.
you will wash out of FFL in pre-selection which is basically just basic physical shit in an office.
Truly the chosen race.
I wanna know what love is
wanna know what it feels like
wanted to see you in that light
now I'm too deep in the night
She isn't Roma, probably Irish gypsy
that was a clone of myself
*telepor behin*
*chokes you*
psh
can't tell if that's a shadow or a monobrow
yes, like all women
hoping my date goes well
worry that it might not and am listening to sad songs in advance
The British army allows people with criminal records
They say everyone deserves a second chance
Hayley Williams used to be a sweet young Christian girl.
Now she's a hair-dyed tumblr coalburning whore.
What happened?
>arrogant students outside my house marching down the street for Remain
ah yes
thats a big forehead
>criminals are only good for getting shot and possibly taking a few muzzies with them
Agreed
throw a petrol bomb at them
>yes, like all women
Bare with me, this is really confusing
So I have £6k in a barclays ISA with shitty interest and I opened a new H2B Cash ISA with Virgin with 3% interest.
I call up Barclays telling them I want to transfer my ISA to the virgin and then the she tells me that I can only put £1200 in the ISA.
She recommends that I put £5000 from my ISA to the current account and then transfer the ISA to virgin.
She then realises that I havn't paid into this ISA this tax year and then says to me that I should transfer £3800 back into the ISA and that nothing will change
The question I have is, if I transfer the £3800 back in the ISA doesn't that mean that I would have subscribed to the ISA this tax year?
>that sidebar
women btfo
we will truly be free when the economic elites are made up of women, gays. blacks and transgenders
>Barr
that's a paddy gypsy i.e. not Roma.
doing a poo
haha
wow this made me do a think
big fat legs
PLEASE POST A SHOT WITH THE COCK OUT
Don't EVER steal my gimmick again
/brit/posts are all fun and games until you actually see them
>criminals
One mans criminal is another mans law enforcer
really makes you think..
if the british army is anything like the australian army, then in time of relative peace they will tell you to fuck off.
plus stalking and shit are serious charges and not standard misdemeanour felonies which may be overlooked.
The extra flags in Scotland and Norn Iron have been changed to lieutenancy areas instead of shitty council areas, hopefully everyone's satisfied now
getting real upset that my friends are leagues ahead of me in life
Can I get some tl;dr of poleaboo evenfs from when he was working in an amusment park to now?
Hard men make easy times. Easy times make easy men. Easy men make hard times. Hard times make hard men.
here we are
>friends
lad
>satisfying scots
lol good luck pal