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cara

korean pop

wicked wicked

junglist massive

feeling like time is moving at a glacial pace tonight

how do i actually go to a cross thread with Sup Forums X

>raining in Kowloon
Sounds comfy

see you got it right this time

why is my blood circulation so bad

if I lift my leg up in a strange position then I get pins and needles straight away

Edna

why THE FUCK is the denist getting stuff delivered to him from DHP at 10:24

come on sonny

he NEEDS to stop messing me about like this

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Ever since I've been neet I get headaches all day but at night I feel fine. Why????????

it's not to do with blood it's nerves

Poleaboo might not be the gf you need right now but she is the gf you deserve

It's a hip new video game, grandpa

Anyone want to impart some advice for somebody who's going no where in life?

no killurself xD pls.

>So Andrea Leadsom just referred to "experts" while making air quotes gesture.

Haha and this fucking nutter is a government minister

the gf just sent me this. looks like the average english girl.

How do I respond?

>CERN has a dedicated 100Gb/s internet speed between Budapest and Geneva

super
fast
torrenting

no killer no filler

All time greatest British actor? Who do you lads reckon?

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imagine being this stunning and then ruining it by cutting yourself

very comfy

Thoughts?

Don't talk to me like that tranny.

Makes you think

that's it

put may in charge

Try one or all of the following

>The path of justice - phishing
>The path of vengeance - terrorism
>The path of rebirth - gender transition

This story will end with him killing the dentist

>giving it (You)s
o i am baka'in

>ranked #1 in public matches
>have yet to win a head-to-head match
the FUCK is this BULLSHIT

Bendydick Cuminmysnatch

Put the politicians on minimum wage I say

unaaaaay wahey

how do i open the third eye/decalcify the pineal gland again?

>this is a 10/10 in bongland

>Be a Literal Who a month ago
>Now running to be PM

Who the fuck is Leadsom?

weren't they under investigation for downloading cheese pizza on their workstations a while back?

orrible

don't

talk

shite

Have been talking to an old friend from school online. He's in the military now, training. Told Poleaboo about how much life experience you can get from joining the army and how many opportunities open after service. Poleaboo told him it sounds interesting but he wasn't sure if the British army was for him. Friend told Poleaboo that there are other militaries you can join, like the French Foreign Legion which recruits all kinds of foreign soldiers.

Poleaboo looked up the French Foreign Legion and learned it's rough training and hard discipline. Apparently they are fighting in the Central African Republic right now, don't know if Poleaboo's mum would approve of him shooting Africans.

Poleaboo decided to consider it, does sound like a good opportunity to do something and stop being a NEET, but might join after HRT is finished. Heard armies allow trans women to enlist now, and Poleaboo wants to be pretty before she picks up a gun.

Strong woman thatcher 2.0

Poleaboo is now rank 10 on Hearthstone

right, i'm off to netto for some curry sauce and chicken breast

don't talk about mummy that way

gf just sent me this

Do you want to give mummy a cummy?

people like tim really annoy me desu. I know I shouldn't be annoyed by them because they're ill and shit but fuck me, super hard sometimes.

Is she just a professional slut these days?

Fucked her in the loading bay of 'Spoons last week haha. She gives a hell of a good S U C C

Reminder than the British Army and FFL are both selective as fuck

nasty piece of work, is what she is

just explored an ancient saxon catacomb in northumberland to find this painted onto the wall of the great tomb from my gf lads

Freedom of movement =/= freedom of labour

Anyone know anything about ISAs?

childhood friend sent me this

fuck off dentist

...

is there an extension to turn up youtube videos past full volume

actually yes

t. worked in a bank for 6 months

Gf sent me this

FFL usually take ex-soldiers from other countries though.

wtf I love mass immigration now let anyone in

turn youre headphones up

this.

*snaps your neck*

british services will not allow you in because of your criminal and psych history.

you will wash out of FFL in pre-selection which is basically just basic physical shit in an office.

Truly the chosen race.

I wanna know what love is
wanna know what it feels like
wanted to see you in that light
now I'm too deep in the night

She isn't Roma, probably Irish gypsy

that was a clone of myself

*telepor behin*

*chokes you*

psh

can't tell if that's a shadow or a monobrow

yes, like all women

hoping my date goes well
worry that it might not and am listening to sad songs in advance

The British army allows people with criminal records

They say everyone deserves a second chance

Hayley Williams used to be a sweet young Christian girl.
Now she's a hair-dyed tumblr coalburning whore.

What happened?

>arrogant students outside my house marching down the street for Remain

ah yes

thats a big forehead

>criminals are only good for getting shot and possibly taking a few muzzies with them
Agreed

throw a petrol bomb at them

>yes, like all women

Bare with me, this is really confusing

So I have £6k in a barclays ISA with shitty interest and I opened a new H2B Cash ISA with Virgin with 3% interest.


I call up Barclays telling them I want to transfer my ISA to the virgin and then the she tells me that I can only put £1200 in the ISA.

She recommends that I put £5000 from my ISA to the current account and then transfer the ISA to virgin.

She then realises that I havn't paid into this ISA this tax year and then says to me that I should transfer £3800 back into the ISA and that nothing will change


The question I have is, if I transfer the £3800 back in the ISA doesn't that mean that I would have subscribed to the ISA this tax year?

>that sidebar
women btfo

we will truly be free when the economic elites are made up of women, gays. blacks and transgenders

>Barr

that's a paddy gypsy i.e. not Roma.

doing a poo

haha

wow this made me do a think

big fat legs

PLEASE POST A SHOT WITH THE COCK OUT

Don't EVER steal my gimmick again

/brit/posts are all fun and games until you actually see them

>criminals
One mans criminal is another mans law enforcer

really makes you think..

if the british army is anything like the australian army, then in time of relative peace they will tell you to fuck off.

plus stalking and shit are serious charges and not standard misdemeanour felonies which may be overlooked.

The extra flags in Scotland and Norn Iron have been changed to lieutenancy areas instead of shitty council areas, hopefully everyone's satisfied now

getting real upset that my friends are leagues ahead of me in life

Can I get some tl;dr of poleaboo evenfs from when he was working in an amusment park to now?

Hard men make easy times. Easy times make easy men. Easy men make hard times. Hard times make hard men.

here we are

>friends
lad

>satisfying scots

lol good luck pal