I have an 8 inch dick not even lying

>I have an 8 inch dick not even lying
>proofs?
>no xD
>just post from your phone then restart it to get a new ip
>no xD

Why is Sup Forums a bunch of lying shrimp dicks?

no one on Sup Forums has less than 9 inches or

>implying anybody would lie on the internet
literally for what purpose

>8 inches
what?

>tfw 18 cm but fat so it doesn't count

20cm

What the fuck are inches

meh mine is 25

who cares? I ruined my Libido with porn when I was 16. I'll never get it up for a real girl.

Why do you care about people's penises on a transexual chinese cartoon forum?

Do you actually invest so much into this website that you care?

Kek look at user probably has a tiny 7 inch penis guys

measurements in the real world

proofs?

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uhm i can't show you because uhh my camera broke just now and uhh yeah...

wtf i hate liberia now

Why are you so adamant about looking at another guy's dick? It's not like it's huge and you have to look at it out of blind curiosity. Maybe if it was Jonah Falcon, but wanting to see an 8 incher so badly is just kinda really fucking gay

>make a claim
>prove it
>NO THATS GAY LOL

seems like you're the closeted faggot who's afraid of seeing a dick

why do you care so much about penises of anonymous Sup Forums users

when someone says something i expect them to provide proofs

if you don't give a shit why are you monitoring this thread, little boy?

Because I don't understand why my countrymen are such faggots and shitposters on Sup Forums

There's asking for proofs and doubting the person when they're unwilling to provide, and then there's repeatedly demanding that you see someone's dick

and by you saying that, you just make yourself seem like a self-hating cuck. well, you ARE a self-hating cuck. so fuck right off because nobody gives you an ounce of respect you scummy piece of chink shit

You're most likely the chink though because you're so insecure you had to repeatedly demand to see people's dicks and then even made a thread insisting on it

>Self hating
In what way? I love my self, I just don't understand why Canadians have to shitpost so much and give us a bad name on here

>asking why i care so much about a certain thing
>he's autistic about his flags reputation on fucking Sup Forums of all places

yep, you're a self-hating autist. congrats. you're quicker to throw your country and people under the bus than just not give a shit about trivial internet reputation

>my people and country

Why would I feel any connection to some random NEET faggot who keeps shitposting and contributes to ruining the board? go to /soc/ or something or /lgbt/ if you want to see dicks

How is this shit even slightly related to international discussion? fucking frogposters

BUT MUH REPUTATION

stupid shit. if you don't realize every country is a collective person

MUH REPUTATION

bit gay looking on someone's dicks.

mine is actually 16 and I always thought it was bretty gud until I came here

>Letting Sup Forums affect you that much that you become insecure from memes

how do people like this even exist

bc i have a small benus ;_;

My dick is 30 cm, but I don't post it here because it's a bit gay. Also, my cam is broken, so I can't post proofs right now.

>mfw I have never even measured my dick

that's ok, I believe you

>lying on the internet

Yo i have a ton of pubes Who wants to see?

I always tried to avoid it, but I was watching porn on my new phone (note 5) and just out of curiosity measured my dick against it. Knowing how long the phone is because I actually was a phone salesman at the time, I knew my dick was longer than 6inches at least bc it was bigger.

Mixed feeling t.b.h. I always wanted to be that guy with an 8 inch dick but thats nnever gonna happen now

>bc i have a small benus ;_;

Has that given you any problems thus far before you came to Sup Forums and heard about the 30 inch cocks?

No, but my life long battle with autism has.

The only way I can get it up anymore is either to rape fantasies or literally consensual sex for procreation/impregnation.

I can't even fucking explain it.

>No, but my life long battle with autism has.
Maybe Sup Forums isn't helping. Have you tried avoiding using Sup Forums and similar anonymous imageboards?

i don't find that weird desu

the raping, many men fantasize about that

the consensual, you're getting off to the fact a woman would willingly let you impregnate her. maybe you have not had much affection in your life

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Have 10" dick and I even white

>Have you tried avoiding using Sup Forums and similar anonymous imageboards?
Well, kinda. I escaped this shithole years ago and went to wizardchan for a few years. I was betrayed there by the ASSHOLE WHORE admin so I left and kinda just spend a year drinking.

Would like to be apart of another comfy community like that again but idk, every place nowadays is full with women and sjw white knights

Yeah, pretty much me. You should try onaholes m8, theyre pretty fun

>I escaped this shithole years ago and went to wizardchan for a few years

You fucked it up. You made it even worse. Why the hell would you go to wizardchan? What kind of people browse that imageboard?

>every place nowadays is full with women and sjw white knights
Yeah maybe try going outside and getting some hobbies and meeting people. Imageboards are rotting your brain

you're on one

>just go outside and make friends
normies will never understand

>never measured my dick
>always assumed it was just OK
>assumed it was nothing special
>meet with a girl over the weekend that I met while on a trip
>she wants to fuck
>I have no clue what I'm doing because I'm a virgin
>I just do what feels right
>she appears to be enjoying it
>we finish and talk afterwards
>she says she could tell I'm a virgin
>but my dick felt great so it made up for my lack of experience
>finish off one pack of condoms
>move to another one
>they're too small
>go for a different brand
>they're also too small

I still think I have an average dick, she was being nice about my dick, and we picked up extra small condoms twice

Yes and I acknowledge it's not healthy and I limit my time on it to a couple hours every few days at most.

>normies will never understand

You're stuck in a neverending loop. you don't have friends or social skills because you don't talk to people and you don't talk to people because you don't have social skills. is this where you want to be in life?

i can tell you're the paki who posts about steroids

you're on here all the fucking time you little turd

>You're stuck in a neverending loop. you don't have friends or social skills because you don't talk to people and you don't talk to people because you don't have social skills. is this where you want to be in life?
ofc not m9, I even have a dating profile online. I actually have been on a few dates too (im not even that bad looking) but I'm a complete aspie

I personally have failed so many times that I dont care anymore. Someone can tell me my family has died and I dont know if Id react at all because Im so used to failure and bad news.

All I want to do is shitpost on imageboards

> implying Antarctica isn't rightfully American clay