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the decline of the uk edition innit

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korean pop

post in a potato thread
nah, that's not me

when's Robot Wars back on the telly

business idea: /brit/xit

broke up with two internet bfs in the last few months lads. fml

The rusebod an empire edition

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kek at the filename
also FUCK OFF PADDY NO POTATOES

Government and law is back online.

Cheshire
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business idea: /brit/ for remainers /bremainers/ and one for exiters /britexiters/

Are normies still talking about the EU referendum or have they moved on i havent spoken to anyone outside my family in weeks.

*stretches like a cat*

*claps you from head to tail *

*pours water over you*

*steps out of runt cage*

piss off you lots!!! up yours dady-o!!

*runs back into cage*

hihihihihihi

feeling degenerate

haven't wanked to anything in ages since i got a gf

now I want to wank to some depraved shit

No erping allowed

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>Runt I live with talking about how he spent £150 last not on the lash

Ah yes totally not a waste of money

>implying /brit/ can survive outside the Sup Forums union with tariffs on our shitposts and no JFs to make threads at unsocial hours

Wish I was dead

*licks you*

comfy PNW

i'll sue you

Wish I was alive

RIP Amir 'Monica' Hussisen.

We've all been there hehe

I haven't followed the ribena soap for about six months.
Anything interesting happened?

how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

don't need to rush up for work on a wednesday.

FOY

my job title is somehow "lead software engineer" even though i only just started haha

He dox himself?/lel

Who is travelling to him?

craving one right now
got a date on Saturday but I'm not optimistic

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how did carl get this

not me i pay the club entry fee and nothing else because I'm already drunk x

>my job title is somehow "lead software engineer" even though i only just started haha

he started cutting himself and then became an unconvincing tranny

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What did he mean by this?

I don't wanna live no mo

>A British scientist has begun painting intimidating eye-patterns onto cows' behinds in a creative bid to stop lions from hunting them.

He's a tranny now
>who is traveling
One of his former roomates with some angry male friends of the polish girls (supoosedly)

>implying we wouldn't be able to forge closer links with Sup Forums and the wider /brit/ commonwealth

>Scottish Mafia villains hunting our tranny paki protagonist with the intent to kill him

Is this the season finale lads?

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Imagine being stupid enough to fall for that. Just yet more evidence that lions are not human.

Poleaboo is shaken up

reminder that beating up Monica would be a double hate crime

What do they think they are going to do? Everyone should just leave him alone and that includes not giving him any attention on here.

wow i'm sad to see that people here actually browse /r9k/

fucking gimps the lot of you

Anyone here have interactions with normies in real life or facebook?

terrible limmy impression

>Be gross smelly out of shape autist
>attracted to 3D

>now fit, muscular, well groomed, well dressed and can flirt with girls
>into 2d only

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hahaahaha

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it brings me great satisfaction to see someone using my gimmick

>I'm not British, I'm European

it's my gimmick actually

>everyone copying me even though I only made it up in the last thread

quite impressed

business idea: quit my job and become a full time drug addict

Poleaboos sister was having a go at Poleaboo again
Mum told her "If you were living his life you'd kill yourself in a day"

She doesn't understand
I'm not delaying killing myself, it's everyone else who is in danger

Also, I like sympathy but from her it's too much. Also when someone doesn't really understand, their sympathy is worthless

Give me something to buy on amazon lads

With the pound the way it is should pick up something cheap

I keep getting banned/warnings for posts I didn't make on boards I don't even browse

godammit Sup Forums fuck your shit

In the UK, if a waitress or waiter drops a plate, or smashes a glass in a restaurant, at least one person (and often many people) in the restaurant will shout WHEEEYYYYYYYYY. In effect, deliberately highlighting their mistake with a loud, sarcastic jeer.
It's really not clear why this happens, but just does, and I don't think it would be acceptable in most other countries.

might wanna hide poleapoo

i don't get it

explain

friendly reminder that landlords are sub human scum

More girls from phishing than people I've actually exchanged text/call with

Best post in /brit for a long time

Yanks should post more in these threads

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>FIX your shit

the solution is simple, kill your sister and become the daughter of the family

fuck off you yippy cunt

This happened on Friday night just outside my local when two cars had a small collision

such is our culture

Theresa may won the first round of the leadership contest

Copied over contacts to my new phones
More girls from phishing than people I've actually exchanged text/call with

The fat cunt is pwoerless

I'll either rest the router or post from my phone

fuck off why aren't you in prison yet

almost found this funny

I read it as:
>Theresa may have won the first round of the leadership contest

would've been a clever little pun

>October
>Theresa May becomes PM

>November
>Hillary Clinton becomes president

at least feminists will have to shut up once and for all about the glass ceiling right?

No, but it will be pretty lovely

me in bronze

>thatcher in office
>darkest decade since the war
mmm yes, more of that please

>Theresa May
>not pro-brexit

reminder article 50 will never be triggered

stupid fuck

Online "journalists" always need to something to complain about, so no.

please end this conspiracy

September 17th is the latest the trial can be

Hope to see you at the trial, friend

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Thatcher didn't seem to count
No reason why May wouldn't count either.

Don't worry, some Jocks are going to attack him soon.

Business idea: get messed up on MDMA, put on women's clothing and post an open invitation on grindr

Good post

getting my daily dose of the young turks and buzzfeed

business idea: become 40 years old, 300lbs and post videos on porn sites labeled "hot CD with beautiful bod"

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Poleaboo is looking forward to Eid tomorrow

Gotta make sure I don't eat too much