What national stereotypes do you fulfill?

What national stereotypes do you fulfill?

My teeth are crooked

i ride my camel to work

I like cars, engineering and machines and play simulators.

I'm ugly as fuck

I didn't pay taxes last year, even though I made $60k.

Im not white

Once or twice a day errday

I actually date black girls

I like beer.

I support Trump.

I only speak English, and eat burgers probably 4 times a week

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I'm a slag

I like ES, saunas and shitposting.

>support Trump
>am slightly racist and xenophobic
>love America
>love burgers

>I will never fuck a slag
Why even live.

i'm blonde

I don't like working.

come visit before emperor farage blows up the channel tunnel and starts shooting all foreigners.

How does one procure a slag, then?

I have a natural aversion to French culture

What?

You call that crooked?

4 double vodkas and a kebab.

Na seriously - depends what your fishing for

Pretty much what you have on pics. And obviously a quick hit it and quit it.

"omg thanks for buyin me that drink, lets go behind the chippy a shag mr foreign man"

I'm obsessed with being white

Fuck yeah I can totally picture them saying that shit. Makes me so hard.

"AWHOW BOUT U GIB ME THAT BIG GERMAN SASSAGE RIGHT UP MY SHITTER OI OIII?"

do they really talk like that? this isnt just a meme?

Booking a trip to London.

I unironically hate poles with a passion and want them all to fuck off

I eat pasta everyday (5/7)

In the UK accent is based on class, middle class people from pretty much everywhere pretty much has the standard nice British accent you hear in films but the working class who have been shagging about in the same town since 300 years years have those sort of disgusting accents. Also we're not allowed to tell them to speak properly because that is classism.

I throw my used toilet paper in a bin, and I have sex regularly.

I have the hairiest fucking bush ever.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAJKJK
pinche indio acomplejado

Post pics if girl. I like hairy girls.

I love burgers
I'm a Chicano
I'm slightly overweight

I think that ethnically cleansing Serbs is immoral and bad, but I not exactly unhappy that it happened.

You're out of luck Hans, you sick bastard.

My teeth are neglected desu

I like to get drunk on holiday

I am known to petrol bomb Brits on occasion.

exaggerated but not outrageously so

lmao my dentition is WAYYYYYYYY more fucked than yours

(And I'm fucking ashamed)

I drink a stupid amount of tea, sometimes 10 cups a day.

>hate bananas
>hate soccer
>hate parties
>Not black or poor
>don't hate own country
I-I guess traps are fine, does that count?

I need to lose a good 60 pounds

I smoke weed sometimes.
I'm gay.
I spend my money wisely.
I like my beers small and foamy.

I drink at least 8 cup coffee every day
I love sauna
Antisocial

how's your sleep?

I am pretty much a non-person

Not too bad, I drink most of the tea in the mid day

Well yeah, it is literally crooked and hangs over my other front tooth

Those are American-tier teeth, you absolute runt.

you're still consuming too much oxalate, man. It can lead to nephropathy

I am actually balding, neurotic, beta, and alcoholic, and have a close relationship with my mother.

none of them

I understand, cuckboi

I eat pasta everyday, I'm a manlet (175 cm), I'm loud when I think people are not listening to me, I have brown hair and eyes, I eat pizza every week, I complain about everything, I hate when foreigners mess with our food-rules.

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Dieu et ton droit et honni soit qui mal y pense !

Ah and I live with mom and dad, I'm 20 yo.

My heart bleeds.

I think guys can be pretty hot

I wear cargo shorts
I eat fast food regularly
I drive an automatic transmission, but know vaguely how to drive stick
I'm pretty patriotic

That's the extent of it though. Not Christian, not fat, no muh heritage, decent at geography, math, etc.

I really fucking hate Irish and Irish diaspora though.

I love the bants.

I fuckin love paprika & pálinka & hungarian fatty foods.
I like to complain.
I'm a physicist (doing autist maths) and my role model is Neumann János.

I am fat, and i have yellowish teeth

he's Russian

I have a black girlfriend and I really, REALLY like video games.

I drink on average 16 cups of tea a day

Don't add sugar though

Duh, I know Serge is Russian

I'm poor

I am hairy and nationalistic
Also i drink so much tea

I don't have fan in home

I play bagpipes, speak incomprehensible dialects, eat haggis 2 times a week, exclusively drink irn-bru and whisky (not together), I wear a kilt more often than is sensible and go to ceilidhs every weekend

I'm black

You got me beat or not?

I've had turk tea, cups to small and too sugary.

pic related is my cup size

Zero, I think.

Me too.

Isn't that illegal?

why?

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I'm an alcoholic oilfield worker

No need to lie Pajeet

I say 'eh' a lot.
I enjoy ice hockey, fishing and poutine.

>driving ferrarri cars in sand roads
subhuman

-_______-

>I'm a quarter Irish
>Support trump
>fairly xenophobic
>nationalistic

At least when you throw trash from your apartment, you do so knowing that your hitting at least one or two poor people.

LITERALLY drinking tea this very moment 2bh

I drink mate, I eat asado, I'm white and I enjoy tango

is that a stereotype or something?

I'm shorter than other Nordics, I'm depressed and I tend to drink too much.

>Finn

I'm handsome.

I am monolingual.
I own guns.
I don't have a passport and the only other country I've ever been to is Canada for 2 days one time.

I smoke weed every day

DUDE

based