You all speak my language! MY LANGUAGE!

You all speak my language! MY LANGUAGE!

Non

Joli dialecte :^)

No we speak American.

So you're latin too?

Oh say can YOU SEE

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

¿Qué mierda está diciendo Muhammad? No entiendo lo dice el inglés

You clearly gave up its property rights when you adopted that horrendous accent.
North American English best and original English.

que dice*

we speak american

Yes, but horribly just to spite you

I shall go some place else if you don't speak English.

>tfw we won

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL

Sorry Nigel. They speak my language

>never forgettie.jpg

AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

S-sorry son... C-can I say our language? For old times sake?

Nietus

allah akbar etelaat bevabat ayn

sie

Nananana na na naaaa

NA NA NAAA NAAA NAA NAAAAA

No, if it weren't for us you'd be France tier. Most people learn American English, watch American films, read american novels, ect. The UK is completely irrelevant

WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS

you don't have your own language

Am I the only one who thinks British accents sound like they have something down their throats while speaking? Sometimes I have to put subtitles in the British movies I watch because I can't understand shit.

THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT

NO ITS MINE

>England
>the language is called English
>y-you don't have your own language

>get colonized by America
>speaks its language
>"guise you all speak my language!"
mmmh no

but Nigel, the language is called American

Shhh my loo does not need cleaning.

cuz you don't have one?

If it wasn't for you, French would be the lingua franca*

O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCH'D

WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING

LIKE PISS

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE

The Russian is right. It's not YOUR language, it's the language you speak. You are not a nation.

THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR

I just smile and give you a vegemite sandwich.

Kya keh reho ho mera angrezi chichoreh?

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

bagal bagal banjo

>be english
>have to take the roots of english from french
>be outpaced by former colonies english variation
>US flag appears before UK flag in language selection screens

color
labor
harbor
mom
flavor
neighbor
honor
harbor
humor

Pretty sad desu. I prefer rather having some francophonic shitholes than a former colony outpassing the country beyond the respect line.

i can't speak english

i can read and write in english but can't communicate verbally

Yeah it really sucks having your language be the international language of business and science. Oh wait, no it doesn't.

it's just a little transition from Swedish to English. Observe:
Heude beude => Hold the butter!
Horke borke => horrifically good pork, this!
Bork bork => chip chip!

this desu

My inner monologue is often in English, what does that mean?

>roleplaying countries

That all is going according to plan.

And you will never get the sensation of being the first of your guys.

By the way, nice dialect.

Holy shit I found a billion (1,000,000,000) rolly polies in the trunk of the car

here's your (u)

آپ کی زبان آپ کا مطلب ؟