Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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otudessu

Mann du das schmeckt echt geil

しばらく会いに行ってない風俗嬢からメールが

こぶ!

TUNE
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ありがとうね :3

これGoogle日本語入力?

what makes you think you can survive more than a day in Peru?

Would native Peruvians DARE touch a person with white skin?

うん
フリック入力がどうしても慣れない

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I'm brazilian.

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I have been to detroit and memphis and lived.

are you a FAVELADO?

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nativeamerican > all

based fujimori

授業がないときに軽く昼寝することはあり?

見つかなければOK

No.

私はニートをしているとは違って、私はしません、あなたは、あなたが女の子を処理する方法がわからない、もちろん、友人があり安全ではないですが、私は気にしないでください

warota
しかとしとけばいいじゃんww

日本狗 dumb shit

OP no gazou kimoi

そりゃ、授業無いなら

じゃあ、おやすみ

good mornin chink

are
you
a
FAVELADO?

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どこで昼寝をするかにもよる。

まだ昼じゃねぇし

t. 天安門事件君

>日本狗
>you used 狗 in place of 犬
Are you a Chinese who lives in the US?

日本狗 dumb shit

いやいやいや、それじゃ彼女可哀想すぎる
初めて日本語がしゃべれるお客が現れてすっごく喜んでたのに

JESUS CHRIST CANADA GET A LIFE AND FIRST GET SOME SLEEP YOUR MOTHER IS SECRETLY CRYING EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SHE GOES TO BED THINKING OF YOU AND YOUR RUINED FUTURE

天安門!天安門!
free tibet ! free tibet !

how much is she?

>free tibet ! free tibet !
I'll take 2!

how much is she?

N
O

>the world existed for billions of years before you were born

情がうつったのか
でもな、

相手は 商 売 だ

ほどほどにしとかないとケツの毛まで抜かれて涙も出ねぇなんてことになりかねんぞ
普通に彼女か嫁つくれ

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HOLY MOLY SOUTH KOREA SIT DOWN EAT SOME BIBIMBAP GET THE BARBECUE GOING AND LISTEN TO SOME KPOP

o-oh...
なんか経験からの話って感じ
とりあえずこれから彼女の言う事をすべてセールストークとみなすから

We miss you, isac.

>we are but a speck of dust within our seemingly boundless universe
Feels kinda good actually.

日本狗 dumb shit

>セールストークとみなすから
まぁ、金で割り切って考えて適度な距離感で

HELLO ISAAC!!!!
How are you, my friend?

r8 my picture friends

why your legs are so short?

Hi isac! how is the Greenland weather today? Japan is very hot since last week.

>we are made out of atoms that aren't even touching each other

きみたち、公衆浴場での猿を見たことがありますか?

So i'm not the only person in this thread that hasn't been touched by woman then

free Uighur ! free Uighur !

無い

hello
fine today
at 4 Celcius currently cloudy

お前気持ち悪いな
プロの風俗客なんだろうけど

I'm feeling sad and tired. pls tell me a joke
>inb4 your love life, dick, or other mean things

I thought this was a benis

>at 4 Celcius currently cloudy
Thanks bro. I hope to see you. Take care.

Sorry I can't tell funny jokes

Here is a pretty picture instead.

who are your favorites on niconico

kiri

pls call me
I'm feeling really down, I have to hear your voice

How?

please the link

skype or my cell phone
I need you right now

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This one is uplifitng.

vocaroo.com

> Implying I know either of those

夜中 魔法

Is this wrong? How should I write it?

it's too late now. I think I should just cry myself into sleep
but call me tomorrow and maybe we can talk dirty: t20weeks

夜中(yonaka)means midnight
魔法(mahou) means magic
夜中魔法 doesn't make sense to me.

he's talking about sex

It's clearly a branch of magic that specializes in manipulating midnights.

Midnight magic is what I was going for. Not sure if the way I am using it is "proper"

That or street racing. Whatever you prefer.

やっべ
仕事辞めてからマジ糞太った

Pretty sure he's talking about black boyfriend

what is noon?

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おお いえ!

why do you hate me?

i got it , thank you

why do you hate me?

why do you hate me?

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That music of original song anymore to I don't know

do you want to ask ” the noon of night ” ?
if it is so , " the noon of night " is 真夜中 , 夜半 , 深夜 ,etc

why don't you want to be my friend? The collection was a joke
pls I need some friends and want to improve my Engrish

we're already friends here
you engrish is fine

japan

>you engrish is fine
you too

and you too

chile