Whats the point of covering your webcam? All they're gonna see is some dirty neckbeard

Whats the point of covering your webcam? All they're gonna see is some dirty neckbeard.

yeah i stopped giving a shit about that years ago, CIA niggers must have terabytes of videos of me jacking off by now

I want to look like a complete schizo

What's the point of locking your doors? All they're gonna find is your old Thinkpad with cum stains all over it.

I'm stupid and will accidentally do things like turn on video chat. It's a protection against myself and more convenient than disabling the device through software.

They could blackmail me with my batin' videos

Only retards do it, if they have access to your webcam then being filmed should be the last of your worries.

whats worse, losing all of 17.23 dollars in your bank account or a 16 hours long video of you jerking off to trap porn going viral

No one would enjoy a video of me jerking off because I'm not cute so there's 0 chance of that happening, and even if it happens I wouldn't care because I'm not a normalfag. I'll keep my 17.23, thank you.

A guy I work with does this because he thinks I.T. spys on us through our laptop webcams. One day when he was away, I peeled the tape off the cam and constructed a little paper bracket and attached a small picture of my co-worker to it. I then carefully adjusted the rig (making sure to keep the picture in focus), and taped it to the laptop. The guy thought it was hilarious and left it that way for months. Eventually, someone from I.T. saw it and nearly died laughing.

Yeah, listening in on the microphone can be a lot worse.

No webcam on my desktop, hardware disabled on notebook. Who needs a webcam? I bet you use Facebook, too?

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Because hackers can turn them on and watch you. I've seen it done on Sup Forums before I've been in threads like that back in the day

to protect the NSA from looking at my ahegao face as I fap to shota hentai
also, I shave

actually, I stopped bothering
because if it really mattered to me, I'd have also taped over the cameras on my phone, which is much more useful as a spying device

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oy vey!

I don't want people watching me fap...

It was hard enough the first time...

if faceberg does it, why wouldn't i

Literally me except I don't have a fleshlight, nor condoms.
I also don't lower my pants at all.

>points his cam at his neck.
XPS user?

Given reason is CIA niggers

Unstated reason is social anxiety: avoiding video chat face-to-face because "haven't got that stuff working, lets use email".

Real unstated reason is how depressing clicking on all-too-convenient video chat software icon is, and seeing the awful truth of decrepidity I look like with no preparation. Poor CIA niggers.

What's the point of zipping your fly? All they're gonna see is your package.

Do people unironically think that the government is spying on everyone through webcams or are they joking?

When government-contracted employees actually come out and say yes, that happens, there is no option but to believe it or live in a fantasy.