Wake up

>wake up
>Europe is now this
What do?

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Feels good man

Suicide.

meh
why not

>white bulgarians

>bulgarians
>white

>Jerusalem and Egypt is Islamic
Go on a crusade

>I'm in a Caliphate
Fug :DDDDDDD

Wow nothing changed

Take different course of history. Let Samuilo to sit on throne in Constantinople.

>be me
>be indian
>wake up in 814 netherlands

some frisians chicks about to get BROWNED

not a Caliphate, THE Caliphate

>Bulgarians on Byzantine throne
God bless the Bulgar slayer

play vidya game probably

Wouldnt you get killed for not being white?

Kill non-franks

living in the best moorish land. However would be a mozarab (christian of al-andalus) and join the reconquista.
youtube.com/watch?v=ekhTxl2r4EI

A.K.A. Turkic Muslim Bulgarians.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Bulgaria

mashaAllah

Enjoy the cultural golden age of merovingian era finland by showing the locals how gunpowder is made and shoot some vikings :DDDDD

Alternatively flee to Constantinople, the greatest city in the world at the time

Tbh medieval Mizrahi Jews were probably safer than Israeli Jews today

The Caliphs generally clamped down on that shit, and there's no evidence of PLO-style insurgency

>Enjoy the cultural golden age of merovingian era finland by showing the locals how gunpowder is made and shoot some vikings :DDDDD
How would you get salpeter and sulphur?

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Everything went better than expected

did they even knew what brown people were?

>tfw islamic spain was by far the best islamic region during the history of islam

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we Romans now

>Spaniards corrupting Islam with their faggotry

HARAM.

Ehh another incorrect map made by an uneducated American

solo dije que sin embargo debido a mi localización estaría en la parte musulmana y posiblemente seria un mozarabe que iría al norte para apoyar la reconquista, total me pilla cerca

perfect
rape and pillage
kidnap cute women

its the same shit

En aquella época te recomendaría que te quedaras donde estás. Mientras no insultaras al Islam tendrías una vida de puta madre.

>mfw levantine muslims were shocked about the debauchery of the spanish muslims

As usual, moroccans had to ruin everything. Fucking cunts.

silenius?

Fuck those Europlebs I'm leaving for China.

>wat do

rejoice of course

Frankish Empire would rek the world tho. #1 economy, united, close to #1 army. You better watch yourself world

t. DeQuan

>you're in daneland
>get back to sleep to hope wake up another time

The same cowards that escaped from spanish muslims in Zaragoza and then were slaughtered by basque peasants? Come on, Karl der Große was so butthurt that he invaded the saxons to recover.

did you read the OP?

Chances are I'm doing farmwork or raiding something along the Baltic coast.

>BTFO christianity
>Convert to Theravada Buddhism
>Utterly destroy the North-Africans
>Tell the europeans to never help the blacks and if they use them as slaves to castrate them

No my friend. Bulgar on Roman throne. Freshing up ideology.

Shed the blood of the saxon men

go prawling and do mercenary jobs for the franks

then if we don't get paid enough turul out, rape and pillage

There's only one thing to do.

You spelled Reconquista wrong

>tfw when turks are so self-obsessed, they are able to spot themselves even when they are in a irelevant region in the corner of the map.

Actually in the 9th century Simeon and not Samuil was campaigning against the Eastern Romans, and he was pretty badass.

>Slavonic tribes
>Poles

see I fucking told you we are not Wends

retard

>le maps are wrong xD

kill yourself

Time travel is impossible so I realise that I have gone mad and try figuring out how to get back to the world of sanity.

you fucking idiot.
venedi/wends is just a name for western slav ancestors how fucking stupid can you possibly be

So why the fuck you're denying we are Slavs?

HOWDY

who the fuck denies we speak slavic language though?

we just don't have anything in common with eastern mongols

No Slav country has anything in common with each other aside from speaking slav language so that's a moot point.

There is a stereotypical Slavic look, blond hair, big heads, but its distribution varies, and yeah, it's mostly a linguistic term.

Dominate Finnish tribes, make war with the Danes and take working vacations to Greece and England.

GERMANIC

Most slavs have dark hair.

BRITANNIA FREE YEAH

My bad, both starts with S. Yes but why? Because patriarch promissed him throne and even crowned him or did some similar ceremony in order to be crowned but Roman Lakapin wanted power and there was legitimate heir who was infant, so he protected heir and ruled instead of him. They didnt want to accept Simeon as emperor and thats why he waged a war.

I'm ok with this, but what the hell are white bulgarians and can we kill them?

>white bulgarians
Modern day "people" in Bulgaria confirmed for not white

>finns around Vänern
Give me Things That did Not Happen for 500

>implying it didn't happened

>England

Only you never did.

sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoglar-Toste
Well meme'd though. Although not really. Terrible memed

>Wake up
>Wondering where the fuck my house and bed went
>Wondering why everyone speaks some form of language that can best be described as old dutch/frankisch/whateverthefucktheyspoke
>Shrug
>Go back to sleep

bravo estonia

youtube.com/watch?v=PgUrySvZM58

It's a historical truth that is literally set in stone, Pekka.

This map is incorrect, idiot.

Remove cuscus

Like you, Mr. Romanized Gaul?

You're retarded. Just deal with the fact that you're a non white subhuman slavshit.

Find Harald Hårfagre, and help him unite Norway under one kingdom, as historically happened. Try to become a noble, and birth many sons and daughters, and hope my noble house survived to modern times.

rejoice

Wypierdalaj kurwo śmieciu jebany. Rozstrzeliwałbym takie pierdolone selfhejtujące robactwo jak ty.

Jestem żydem.

To wiele wyjaśnia.

Die alongside my former Persian enemies in a defensive war against the first caliphate under the sign of the cross unless the plague or pirates get me beforehand

gather a band of warriors
take them to Lindisfarne
no reason
I just feel like something will go down there
just a hunch I guess

>be Saxon
>get rekt

Catch a tomahawk to the dome, get scalped, and thrown into the Mississippi.

be a Saxon from Wessex, feels good pole

You're just a Briton.

Anglo-Celtic master race

I have some Breton ancestors

Since they come from Great Britain, wuz I British n shit ? :^)

Ever heard of the England Runestones?

You're gonna enjoy these next 200 years

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fuckin right I am

WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK ?

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA SLAV WOMAN AT

GERMONEY PAY TRIBUTE OR WE FUG YOU UP :DDD

Exactly. Some brown motherfucker just walks out of nowhere. They would be scared af i imagine

>call yourself Eastern Roman Empire
>not Romans
>not an Empire
>no even at the west of the true Roman Empire