ITT: we write all the freshest tech buzzwords

ITT: we write all the freshest tech buzzwords.
I'll start
>cloud
>IoT
>artificial intelligence

>smart

>10x
>value

>deep learning
>big data
>scalable
>responsive
>RESTful
>blockchain
>microservices
>SAAS

>well-accepted terms for things I don't like or understand are buzzwords!
kill yourselves

they're buzzwords because they're often misused.

>they're buzzwords because they're often misused.
that's not what a buzzword is
>a word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context.
learn the meaning of words that you use

>Hyperconverged infrastructure
>SDN
>Infrastructure as Code

>buzzords

they're still mostly misused when they are used, dumb nigger.

>deserialize

their misuse doesn't make them buzzwords, dumbass

>learn the meaning
everything is memes anyway.
Nothing means anything anymore.

>flowcharts

back to Starbucks you code artisan

>"who uses words correctly these days?"
people who aren't retarded NEETS
at least I have a job dude, keep working on those codecademy tutorials lad.

>buzzwords

If I see one more X as as Service, I swear.
I mean, SaaS makes sense. PaaS makes sense. MaaS is a bit tongue in cheek, but it's a real service for orchestrating local machines into a cloud thing.

But this shit needs to die. I swear if I see one more $Service_Name as a Service things, I'm going to shoot someone. IBM recently had an article about Managed Hosting as a Service. Yes, IBM, managed hosting is indeed a service. Do they call waiters "Servers as a Service Providers" when they go out to eat? Worse, do the others around the table laugh and think it's funny?

>internet of things

>kode

kek

>$Service_Name

You mean $serviceName, right?

They are misused because they are fashionable at our time and context.
If you are involved in IT you'll notice all these words fit in some way the definition of buzzword and these threada are about hating the misuse of said terms.

I didn't say they were very intelligent people, now did I user?

Sup Forums is complaining about misuse of words? they are just as guilty of doing this.

I am involved in IT (koder, not tech support), and the only time I see words misused like that are on Sup Forums and random news articles

...

ctrl+f - Cyber
0 results. wtf /g.

Here are some more:
neural networks
Heuristic analysis
Proactive
Data science
Deep packet inspection
Webassembly
Functional programming languages
Containers
Agile
GraphQL

>disruptive innovation

>memes

I love the cyber segment it puts a good scare in people.

>AI
>deep web
>dark net
>gaming

>machine learning

agile
leads
4.0

please stop using the word 'buzzword,' it's just a buzzword used by marketers and it's lost any meaning

>botnet
>comfy
>poorfag
>CIA nigger
>Jewtel
>Ryzen
>C
>Thnikpad

>AI
>fresh
This has to be bait.

>call-to-action
>crafted with love
>entropy

lmao

Every new startup puts this shit in their about. What the fuck it even means?

>crafted with love
often followed by
>code artisan

>machine learning
>deep learning
>neural networks
>artificial intelliegence
>autonomoussufhjisuehf driving
>self driving
>robots
>automation
>nano-anything

>Sup Forums - Technology

Kek

Full-stack web development.
Apps.

linux

>A G I L E

This

>top-down development
>cloud-based
>open plan offices

ITT: commie devs tell you how to speak in [current year].

>coded with love from [third world country] using electron

underrated post

>devops
>cloud
>agile
>automation

>mfw this is literally my job

it means connecting things to the internet that shouldn't ever be connected to the internet, so everything you own and use is part of the botnet m8

>premium
>the x experience

Using acquired big data to teach our deep learning algorithm ai we have been able to simulate a physiological mindscape similar to one of an individual human being. It innovates and learns from previous experiments on the synergy between electromagnetic pulses from the brain and it influences in cyberspace. This allows the ai to simulate a limitless realm of thought and transmit it through the next gen information superhighway of tomorrow.

Awww shit. Shot across the bow of Laravel developers.

>apps
>webapps
>webextensions

cognitive computing, our CTO just learned that one and it's now replaced big data everywhere big data could be used

Is it webscale though?

>Secure

Believe it or not, this happens often and rarely means actually secure

>blockchain