"I'm glad that you're such a fan of Polish culture, user! Tell me, what do you love about us the most?"

>"I'm glad that you're such a fan of Polish culture, user! Tell me, what do you love about us the most?"

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you were too weak to defend yourself against germany and started ww2

I love how Poland didn't exist in the 1900's and isn't even 100 years old.
How they are hard working plumbers.
I also love how they got cucked by Germany, Russia and now the USA.

send more Polish qts to America for our tv shows

I like that they put fish in their bathtubs. So wacky.

>Polish culture

yeah big fan of polish culture I love how they steal Eu money and hate the EU, emigrate everywhere and beat up immigrants, real stand up nation

thanks for compliment, master cuck

I met a girl from America while I was traveling around Europe, she said she had polish roots and told me about some tradition that, when a man is drinking, the girl is supposed to keep filling his glass whenever it's over.

Is this true or Amershit trolling?

>t. black surrender monkey

it's the other way around

man's supposed to fill the glass for a lady

Thanks for proving my point
you lot really are everywhere
free Québec btw

>American culture
>???

The only French man I met in Canada was actually Senegalese. Your country is finished. Quebec is more French.

>Thanks for proving my point you lot really are everywhere
And?

Polish girls and their moustache.

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oh I see.

>Canada
literally a joke
stop lying to yourself pretend yank

I'm not a fan of Polish culture dumb bitch. I bet you like cocks between your tits towards your phallus gargling throat.

>Polish culture

Germany started ww2 you dipshit

>Poland isn't 100 years old

theres a diffrence between steal and recieve

I love your passionate patriotism, your hunger for greatness and your ability to still enjoy life and take it easy. Plus the women are gorgeous.
I wish you would reclaim your position as the leaders of East Europe soon and BTFO russian and gerrman scum already. Now post moar nationalist polish women and propaganda

If you could've defended yourself, WW2 wouldn't have started

It's polands fault

I love Polish intelectuals and their wendish/sarmatian heritage.
They are a beautiful central european country.

>Polish culture
The thing I love most about you is how your women come south every summer to get dicked by big Bulgarian/Greek/ Italian cock.

more like Germany started the war invading us

Gib car back

poland is our greatest ally

poles and greeks are bros in germany

mount and blade with fire and sword questline

Poland was asking for it. If you didn't want to get invaded you should've had a stronger army.

>poland isn't even 100 years old

I like that Poland is the christ of nations, the eternal victim who never did anything wrong

>Cheap prostitutes tbqh

true

Kill yourself Grzegorz.

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>never did anything wrong
Yeah, sure.

neck yourself Grigoryi

The leaf has a point. Poland, why couldn't you defend yourself? You turned a regional war into a world war.

>Tell me, what do you love about us the most?"
Vilnius

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge happy merchantish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

Name 3 war crimes.

Exactly, you can't we did nothing wrong ever.

>jewish doctor
thats antisemitic

good post, trips confirm

>i did the autism thing again, mom

stealing czech clay
helping nazis murder jews
murdering jews after ww2
murdering germans after ww2
expulsion of jews in the 60s

Eat shit, faggot

what I love the most is whatever you do doesn't mean shit I'm still a bydło plumberblood

is that supposed to look better? Łódź looks terrible no matter what and on this pic it looks like Silent Hill.

Minus the part where they massacred a few hundred thousand native Germans and ultimately triggering WW2?

>complaining about weather
>Silent Hill looks bad
wew

>a single country defending itself against Nazi Germany

You know we had a coalition of the four strongest nations of the world up against us and they still struggled, right?

>we
>german flag

tell me more about how patriotic you are Michał

1. Fucked up at taking Russian throne, because your retarded prince didn't convert to orthodoxy. In the chain of events which eventually led to your exile from Russia your military resorted to murdering of civilians en masse and cannibalism.

2. You, and Livonia, really messed up our relations with holy Roman empire. To be precise you literally arrested Hans Shlitte and the specialists he was bringing with him. And he had Imperial order from karl 5 with him. Thus, you slowed down our modernisation attempts by at least 150 years. Not even mentioning that Karl 5 was ready to officially recognize Ivan IV as tsar (Kaiser), basically, as his equal.
3. Not even counting all the violent revolts you did, including killing russian officials and their families en masse.
4. Terrorism and robberies at the beginning of the 20th century.
5. Oh, you also starved to death soviet pows during soviet - polish war in your camps, which didn't that differ from concentration camps nazi of commies used.

5 is false though

we just shot them to death

>murdering civilians en masse

proofs also russians are not people anyway

>your military resorted to murdering of civilians en masse

>Russians
>Humans
kek

>3. Not even counting all the violent revolts you did, including killing russian officials and their families en masse.

Are you fucking retarded? I'm not into butthurt or anything but it's fucking obvious when your totalitarian shithole conquers a country the native people will be angry and thirsty for your blood.

I know they are wends, which are slavs settling close to germanic settlements.

I know Pidulski was apparently pretty great.

I know that poles hate russia,germany and the rest of the civilised world for letting russia and germany have their way with poland.

They are? Please, elaborate?

I "love" how poles were opressing neighbouring countries for years, almost destroyed the lithanian and ruthenian culture just to cry about loosing ww2 and take even more czech, ukrainian and german land
oy vey

Please cite sources, would like to know about that.

>what is the Bloody sunday
Are you even german lad?

That was after you got full control over Czech industry, which actually made better tanks than yours at the beginning of the war.

There were actually a lot of factors which lead to whole Europe (including SU) fuck up at the earlier stages of war, including not understanding the blietzkrieg strategy and, consequently, not being able to counter it at all.

If you had a bit more resources to push a bit further and break SU you could obtain the whole resources of soviets and, well, I really doubt anything would stop 3rd Reich after that.

>they are wends

we are not we are just Slavs you fucko

It prooves it more that I dont know about it, after all being a victim as well relativates the suffering we caused during WW2.

Its easier for everyone involved if we do not doubt that narrative.

Opressing with what?

Well Poles are literally jews

Are you Sarmatians then?

Also another pole said that slavic tribes were also germanics before they adopted the slavonic language.

I don't know about this though, sounds wierd.

Big sarmatian butts.

>Bloody sunday
You mean the day when the nazies played their little trick to get some nasty casus belli for the war?

There were Poles and Germans in Ireland?

I just said we are Slavs you daft kraut coalburner.

Kurwa.

I live in a region famous for its coal mines, in fact we have a lot of poles here who came to work them hundred(s) of years ago.

Thank you for noticing.

The main reason why the cossacks were so strongy anti catholic was becouse of polish assimilation attempts
From resettlements, higher taxation and troop levyes, forced converting, forced polish language in school, politics, religion and common life too etc etc
Just like the ottoman turks

The way you omit the verb to be in the present tense like Russians

I love that polish girls are pure catholic qts that go to church every sunday and only do missionary sex after marriage.

>Bulgarian gorilla please fuck my ass

Looks comfy to me

I love your big tittied women in my porn

Poloniex. best polish site.

Placki ziemniaczane I ate in Wroclaw was really delicious

Sorry for trying to civilize them.

I guess living in mudhuts and shitting in your own pants is better than Polish opressive latin civilization.

treblinka

really makes you think...

>Polish latin civilization.

pls refer to if you suffer from the delusion that the Poles are in any way European, Latin or Western. Thank you.

GET OUT REEEE

I don't take baits from fake nationalities with meme language.

There is no such thing as slovenian nation.

pollan balls

only one (You)
not bed bait m8 i r8 you an 8

Poles did not exist before the Hungarians came to Europe, because Poland came about as a refugee camp for Moravians. Slovenes, having been first mentioned by name in 593 AD, thus predate the Poles for a whopping 300 years. Wew, lad, as they say.

>Poles did not exist before the Hungarians came to Europe, because Poland came about as a refugee camp for Moravians. Slovenes, having been first mentioned by name in 593 AD, thus predate the Poles for a whopping 300 years. Wew, lad, as they say.
Nice meme.

Gul up, Prussian source.

books.google.pl/books?id=jPdWAAAAMAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=Die theilung Polens in den jahren 1773&hl=pl&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false

^ page XXIII

>Lech I. ruled for 105 years

Did he eat especially large amounts of pickles, caviar and borsch to stay so healthy, or did he have the XII. Palatine (a pagan oogabooga with a Latin title) fetch him the Holy Grail (of Perun)?

love that slovenian butthurt

go read more slovenian fantasy books made up in XIX century

>105 years

Lol, what a trustful source you got there, m8.

Probably a mistake.
Look at the other ones.

we don't omit the verb, idiot