Be me

>be me
>its the last day of Ramadan, most people go out to have fun
>go out with friends
>me: hey lets go to the mall I wanna try that new brownie the rest area got
>friend: sure, could go for some Arabian Coffee
>other friend : yeah we can also spend some time at the arcade
>go there
>try to enter
>security stops us
>security : sorry families only today
what the fuck is this shit? are we not human? women get to enjoy the whole thing and we are not allowed entry cuz we're guys? what kind of faggotry is this?
to add salt to the wound everyone from western countries say we treat women like shit
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I just wanted that brownie...

Looks like the tables have turned

It has already begun. Soon you'll feel what we feel.

Put the brownie down, fat boy.

this is a completely legit reason to get drunk and cry yourself to sleep.

t. knower.

>brownie

das racist

I can't even get drunk unless i go full ghetto and look for alcohol dealers like drugs

Didn't you get the news? The party moved to Europe. Rev up that boat.

shut up nigger

>its the last day of Ramadan, most people go out to have fun

Is the civil war over already?

both sides have agreed to a ceasefire since 2015
a unity government took over in 2016
ISIS were defeated in Sirte a few weeks ago
only a few remnants left in the desert and the country side of Benghazi
AND THIS IS NOT THE POINT LOOK AT MY MISERY
LOOK AT IT
I CANT GET A FKN BROWNIE

Sucks for you

Iktf, tried celebrating last day of Ramadan but men aren't allowed to go outside today as it is feminist day.

>be me
>last day of ramadan
>no eid this year
> grieving over the 200 souls sunnis killed in cold blood and celebrated it over social media

SHIT WAS HELLA FIYAH SENPAI

why are they fighting

It's so that you want rape the women in the mall.
Perfectly logical considering what you people are doing in the West.

>security : sorry families only today

Familied

>tfw muslim in scotland
>i can do whatever i want on eid and nobody even knows its a holiday
>everybody is wondering why large groups of dark bearded men are roaming the streets at 9 AM

>i can do whatever i want on eid
Try not to rape women, though.

They're arabs

quality arab tv

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You know wut to do

Lybians should be enslaved by my people like in the days of old.

Same thing happened to me when I visited Egypt last year. Funny how men sweat in the desert sun all day and women sit by pools all day doing nothing. Islam's quite matriarchal, guess women can't handle the heat ?

Also if I stared at a girl and she told on me to the police and I got arrested, that's some bullshit right there, charges were dropped after she decided not to press charges (I was detained all night)

>both sides have agreed to a ceasefire since 2015
>only two sides

>having friends
Get the fuck out normalfag

BAKA Nigga can't catch a beak, We was Pharohs there famalam

Iraqis

Hahahah bazinga

Damn nigga, Thought I was the only Zimbo up in this bitch. Une Makoro magani mie Shamwari ?

yeah there were two sides
there were different factions but mainly only 2 sides
really not in the mood to argue with americans rn esp after this jn

Just another example of how the patriarchy hurts men too.

#smashpatriarchy #checkyourprivelege

welcome to Egypt

De Harare Sham uno mokora ka zvieta, Eeee-You go to work today ? Dey cut off Watzapp today -_-

Islam has changed

You are wrong for saying their are only two sides.

lol stay safe dude, Don't let Merica invade your shit and split up ur country

Aietta famalam, No money no jobs. People have had enough

Hahahahhahahhaha le proxy meme XD

Was there any tourism before the war?

Was Libya North Korea tier in that you can't go places by yourself ?

its like world war 2
there were many nations involved
but ultimately there was allies vs axis
if one side had won they would have negotiated on who gets what
they all had one ideology so it wouldn't have been hard
liberalism vs islamism

That pic is bullshit doe.

Don't go to work tommorow if you want to survive senpai, these Mfanas are killing niggas

>Was there any tourism before the war?
we have tons of world heritage sites but we didn't have any tourism at all
not 100% north Korea cuz we still had foreign workers
tho those mostly never left the oil fields if they are foreigners (eg not Arabs)

Same shit happens here too. Women have way too many rights.

>61755845
Do you really think that any white person would read your post you monkey?

Yeah I know you guys have some Roman and cartharage era sites

Are they still in the same condition? Cause I know ISIS blew up a bunch of shit in Iraq

ikr they get to cut in lines too
and get served first in public places such as airports
and can get everyone in the street to beat the crap out of you by screaming HE IS HITTING ON ME
worst part? people say we abuse women REEEEE

Do you usually mix that nigga speech of yours and English?

Covering up womenz is the ultimate form of feminism because it makes them all equal. I heard Arabs aern't even allowed to see their brides until after the marriage,

Women love that whole equality and safety for all so they sit on their assess all day while you break ur backs in the desert sun. Shit's not fair, they also control all the servants and hold dominion over the home under Sharia

I went to shahat and I found some status missing their heads
heard Egyptians stole them and sold them
after Sirte fell several pieces were recovered from them too
tho ive been to leptis magna it wasn't missing anything

I remember how fucking Hot your lands were homie, Shit was real. I'm a nigga and I was feeling that sun burn. Your bitches got shit easy.

Watched some dude frying eggs in the sand.

>after Sirte fell several pieces were recovered from them too
were recovered from ISIS i mean

How badly do Libyans hate Egyptians?

How about Tunisians and Algerians?

you visited Libya before?
>Watched some dude frying eggs in the sand.
you must've visited the south

>they also control all the servants and hold dominion over the home under Sharia
But under Sharia they aren't allowed to drive.
It's fair.

>ikr they get to cut in lines too
They don't even cut it, they straight up go to the counter/ATM machine without giving a second thought.

Why are moroccoans such dicks?

this is true tho

>How badly do Libyans hate Egyptians?
before 2011 they were treated the worst way ever and mostly had no police protection
tho now people don't actually abuse them there is still a lot of hate for them
literally mexico tier, border hopping stealing stuff etc
scammers etc
personally i don't hate Egypt I just meme
>How about Tunisians and Algerians?
most Libyans treat Tunisians as Libyans cuz its really really hard to tell a Tunisian apart from a western Libyan
as for Algerians some most Libyans treat them normally like you would normally treat a Libyan despite the difference in their western accent (which is more Morocco like)

Its just banter in the Libyan's case desu

Because the iraqi is a huge asshole who came here to collect pity like the faggot he is

Lol, arabs

And I bet you are the same shitter who said Libyans live better than Polan

>But under Sharia they aren't allowed to drive.
that's Saudia
we are not Saudia
and most MENA people treat Saudis as Europeans would treat say serbs
retards

>arabs

How come Egyptians are going to Libya?

yeah and better than czech republic too

How would I be treated if I wore a Burqa and I'm a guy?

>these Mfanas are killing niggas
Whats going on there? How is life in Zimbabwe? All I know about Zimabwe is Mugabe and that you have savannas

also, what language is this?
>Une Makoro magani mie Shamwari

they come here to flee poverty
they were (till 2014 when their government fkd up) allowed visa free access to Libya and it was easier to go to Libya for them than any other country

m8 you're delusional lmao

Its the language on the streetz knowat in sayen

people would just laugh
most would get suspicious cuz once an ISIS guy tried to sneak in wearing a burqa

did you ever see how czech cities look like?
pic related its Benghazi

>be me
>live in NYC
>need to find parking Monday evening
>only open spots have street sweeping on Tuesday morning
>find out street sweeping parking restrictions are suspended Tuesday for some Muslim holiday
Thanks ISIS, you saved me having to get up early and move my car

>lives in NYC
>has a car

literally FUCK OFF NORMIE SHIT

Have you tried not being poor?

Youre a brownie yourself, kid.

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

If you live in this country and you don't have a car you're literally the dregs of society

>Try not to rape women, though.

Why would I want to do that? Keep your rude over-sexualized american thoughts to yourself. We may not sensor nips here in Europe but we know the gray area between being a prude and a degenerate unlike you lot

>Why would I want to do that?
Because you're a muslim and that's what you're known for (other than killing innocent people).

you're just jelly cuz you don't get any puss and just say any white woman that has sex with a Muslim is raped

t. normie

Any white women that has sex with a mudslime has to be drunk. When intoxicated, you cannot consent. Ergo, rape.

We don't have any trains here. And the bus doesn't come anywhere near where I live. Go polish your bicycle.

Apparently the bottle should be guilty after a drunk continues to drink with that logic

see exactly what i said you're just mad women find brown guys hot

>women find brown guys hot
no, far from it

>He thinks they mean arabs and africans when they say tall dark and handsome

Well, people with families probably wouldnt want youngsters roaming around when they chill after work.

Toninho we also don't mean favelados

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2bf people had this guy in mind

why dont you just stop being a muslim

are you seriously this braindead

memes apart this guy looks like shit, most woman said that and would just date him because of money, i dont know why you guys jerk off to him so much
Hans, por favor, you cant compete

Let me talk to the seƱorita

eternal reminder he's iraqi

why dont you just stop being a shitskin then

he doesn't have much money, and women are socking wet over him go check his fb page, jelly fevala monkey