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bicycle edition

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kpoo

just got called an islamophobe in hampsons

3rd for 3rd

Going out with the lads tomorrow night but I'm going to lie to my family and tell them I'm going out with a girl.

Third eye status: Obliterated.

Ain't they going to be suspicious when you come home with a torn arsehole?

wales is playing today, or trying to lol ! x)))

Alright lads
posting from bed

shut up medpack.

arabic face

Joke's on you, my arsehole has been tearing itself to shreds for weeks now with massive protein shits.

why did they do it.

are they just mad

>Water can never be created or destroyed
>There's always the same amount of water on planet earth
>It's an unlimited resource since it's never "used up".
>It costs money

Ah yes very impressive.

I would ride that bicycle if you know what I mean

fuck off
i'm bulgarian

POST EM LADS

You're not paying for the water, you're paying for the convenience. Absolutely nothing stopping you from going and collecting your own water for free.

Fuck off we're full

...

Jesus that's even worse.. When you going back?

arabic bulgarian

Ummm actually water is created all the time sweetie

Rasheed.

>infrastructure is built from magic and therefore should be free
>it costs money
Ah yes very impressive.

Depends if you're american.

cnsnews.com/news/article/oregon-man-sentenced-30-days-jail-collecting-rainwater-his-property

It costs money to make it safe for human consumption.

Roy Keane walked past my window where i worked, (I'm a big manchester united fan) I opened the window to say hi, he told me to fuck off. Pretty much what i expected though

Don't be rude to the health. They're good lads. Kindly asking you to apologise for that rudeness.

FOBTR

i've been here for years
never
no

I apologise.

>Literally a flat rate for water per month no matter how much you use

So what is the incentive to save water?

I'm doubting the veracity of this Paddy's claims

you're a fantastic poster, please stay.

Starving children in Africa

Don't apologise to me. Apologise to the medpack.

LITTLE

business idea: invest in a really long hose and sell my water to the third world

Children in Africa will die if I top up the swimming pool? Nice.

No fuck that.

SWISS

FLAGS

Come on now lad, we're all friends here. He's probably not even a Prod.

ARE

AYO WE DYIN WHAT IS WE DO?

WE HAS MORE KIDS JAMAL

R8 my fashion sense lads

Fuck off taig

woohoo TF2 matchmaking
Suck it overwatch runts

Time to get drunk and smack some nerds

Ohio gozayimas

>LITTLE
>SWISS
>FLAGS

Save it for next week m8.

Thoroughly enjoying the posts of that swiss lad.

gonna read the chilcot report see you in a year

I might be grossly over simplifying this, but why exactly are African's starving?

"Because they is poor"

Yeah and 10,000 years ago there was no money and humans lived fine. Why don't they just hunt or something?

got an interview for a job that's farther away and only 2k pound more. might skip it.

cara 2bh lads

>small swiss flag
>a fucking medpack
>first aid lad

dennis the menace

Already read all 2.5 million words of it la

twitter.com/pamyurin/status/750703861233430528

Get hype ting

>2k pound

how much is that? About 3 euros?

I gave a lad a job today because he talked with me about cars for 20 minutes.

Oh shit, two days early. Hurry or you'll miss it.

euro is still worth less than pounds m8

got a bit of a headache, gonna skip my wank

japanese cartoonist 2bh lad

2300 atm

that doesn't look female

Today in guitar I've learned:
>A sus2
>E minor
>how to hold the fucking thing
>how to tune a guitar (and i tuned it all by myself :))
>how it's important to keep the strumming at a consistent interval
>other things

lol

nearly there

>striped shirt
>tight jeans
>red socks

today in guitar I've learned:
fucking nothing I havn't played it in the six months since I did my grade 8 exam fml!

what's next week

Are you learning on acoustic or electric?

more americans should wear stripes

>guitar

R O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

yeah

*looks at the sunset pensively*

the spanish one

12th lad

>KrautYank is gone
Will I ever see him again lads? Miss him already, just want him back.

>more americans should drink tea
ftfy thank me later

>classical
Play us some Jose Gonzalez m80

His posts were immeasurably better than yours will ever be

Think my boss might be a SJW even though he has a tough guy from London persona.

He's made off hand comments like "I don't have any time for white south Africans. and "I've never understood the issue this country has with brown people".

don't think tea is as slimming

What's the most expensive thing you own?

My virginity

White South Africans are fucking insufferable and he's making a good point 2bh.

tennants superbrew

you guys: my friends

Errr. No.

my computer

£22k Cartier watch (granddad left it to me in his will)

My car but technically I don't own since I'm making payments on it so I guess my electric guitar

>White South Africans are fucking insufferable

What just because they made a successful African country?

youtube.com/watch?v=nj_Jiio8IkE
me at 3:18

The love of a woman

Realised at work how pathetic I am.

I don't have any female friends and don't speak to girls much but we had a new girl start at work today and when she spoke to me I got an erection.

I hope this is more common than I think.