What's your cunt's best ally? What's the worst enemy?
What's your cunt's best ally? What's the worst enemy?
>France
>ally
you retarded or what?
They bailed your asses out three times.
>G*rman education
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we're not your friends pidulski
and that, my friends, is why you should never help a Pole :--)
>france
>ally
OP is retarded
They never helped us.
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USA:
Enemy: Russia
Ally: We don't got no friends, only bitches
we have a lot of enemies historically, but recently probably this
In France, it's either we don't care about you or we see you as parasites because you are leaching EU money and immigrate to our country.
>Enemy: Russia
Fuck you, lardass.
No one normal goes to france you absolute retard.
so?
Friends of my enemy are my friends?
Poland + Russia = Slavic brothers
Best allies
Kill yourself.
>stans = turkey's allies because le ebin turan
no
Russians aren't slavic
>Enemy: Russia
More like
Enemy: Ourselves
USA's biggest threat is China, Russia is a joke.
Enemy: Diabetes
best alley: america fuck yeah pic related, they saved us from the nazis and the commies and they are currently protecting us against Putin
worst enemy: russia, they will annex the shit out if us the day america don't protect us anymore
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ale dojebaĆes OP pedale jebany
Enemy: our government
t. edgy teen
>Enemy: Russian
fucking moron
TRIGGER WARNING
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the USA.
for both
partly we are
partly u too 8-3
Ally: None
Worst enemy: Mexico
Friends: EU
Countries we pretend to like because of money: Russia, China
Enemies: -
add turkey to enemies you fuckin infidel kike
>France
>ally
>London in red
well played schlomo kek
the sad truth
Non sono ne borbo-minchione ne cispadano
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also this because our government shut down at one point because they couldn't get anything down.
And cold war in the South China Sea.
And constant military presence in Europe. And social security basically being a ponzi scheme at this point.
He's just a contrarian. Give him time.
Argentina
Argentina
B-but they dont care about us DD--:
Nah, you're okay-ish
Asa-i mai bine
What the fuck is this shit. Turkey has no friends except ISIS. Everyone else hates you and would rather you be eastern Greece or Western Armenia.