What's your cunt's best ally? What's the worst enemy?

What's your cunt's best ally? What's the worst enemy?

>France
>ally

you retarded or what?

They bailed your asses out three times.

>G*rman education

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we're not your friends pidulski

and that, my friends, is why you should never help a Pole :--)

>france
>ally
OP is retarded

They never helped us.

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USA:

Enemy: Russia
Ally: We don't got no friends, only bitches

we have a lot of enemies historically, but recently probably this

In France, it's either we don't care about you or we see you as parasites because you are leaching EU money and immigrate to our country.

>Enemy: Russia
Fuck you, lardass.

No one normal goes to france you absolute retard.

so?

Friends of my enemy are my friends?

Poland + Russia = Slavic brothers
Best allies

Kill yourself.

>stans = turkey's allies because le ebin turan
no

Russians aren't slavic

>Enemy: Russia

More like
Enemy: Ourselves

USA's biggest threat is China, Russia is a joke.

Enemy: Diabetes

best alley: america fuck yeah pic related, they saved us from the nazis and the commies and they are currently protecting us against Putin

worst enemy: russia, they will annex the shit out if us the day america don't protect us anymore

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ale dojebaƂes OP pedale jebany

Enemy: our government

t. edgy teen

>Enemy: Russian

fucking moron

TRIGGER WARNING

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the USA.
for both

partly we are

partly u too 8-3

Ally: None
Worst enemy: Mexico

Friends: EU
Countries we pretend to like because of money: Russia, China
Enemies: -

add turkey to enemies you fuckin infidel kike

>France
>ally

>London in red
well played schlomo kek

the sad truth

Non sono ne borbo-minchione ne cispadano

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also this because our government shut down at one point because they couldn't get anything down.

And cold war in the South China Sea.

And constant military presence in Europe. And social security basically being a ponzi scheme at this point.

He's just a contrarian. Give him time.

Argentina
Argentina
B-but they dont care about us DD--:

Nah, you're okay-ish

Asa-i mai bine

What the fuck is this shit. Turkey has no friends except ISIS. Everyone else hates you and would rather you be eastern Greece or Western Armenia.