Rate my British meal

Rate my British meal

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6/10

7/10

what are you drinking?

post directions for how you made that please

Not bad but not good either, what are you drinking and how rare is the meat?

Rate my American meal

disgusting green liquid other than that it's fine

10/10

Just awful, 1. How fat are you ?

Looks like a "I'm hungry but I don't have the energy to cook a decent meal" meal

this isnt consider as "recipe" in japan.

you just boiled and baked it. thats all.
so this isnt something to be rated as "recipe""meal".

Rude

2/10

I didn't say it was a recipe

fucking wrekt

britfags doubly confirmed for worst chefs on the planet

got enough butter there?

If the white thing on the forc is garlic, you should be just fine, but if it's butter... then your heart and vains is in danger

6/10 took away a point cause I hate those potatoes

i r8 8/8, m8

Forgot the rating
7.5/10 because you boiled and baked, but you used a tad bit, too much butter.

also

>what are you drinking?

What is british about this meal you fucking retard? Just because you are eating it on the monkey island doesn't mean that this specific meal is british

LoooooooooL

4 8's good one m8

>monkey island
Now what makes you say this?

British people = Inselaffen (island monkeys) => great britain = monkey island

steak and potatoes is a british meal

*island niggers

How would a bong invent a dish with a steak if he can't even chew it with his crooked teeth?

it's definitely butter. and I don't know if you realise but all those juices (basically what the whole plate is full of) is also butter. OP is a fucking slob.

Now you're just being rude

Cuckmany bringing the heat

since when were britain and germany such enemies

Whatis with all of that liquid?

Kind of ironic coming from a jap when all of your food is raw and wrapped in rice.

OP is a fucking slob. I would wager he microwaved the peas in butter, and then added another half packet of butter ontop of the potatoes. I mean, it tastes delicious I'm sure, but it's probably not very good for you.

Oh America, how your stupidity amuses me so.

Yuropeens aren't allowed to speak to us any more, we held a referendum.

If he works out/exercises he'll be fine.

It's a box head attempt at an insult.

i can honestly not say if this is bait, because that is exactly how i imagine a british person cooking.
you meat basic nutrition criteria, but thats all.
let us see: Is there even salt and pepper on that meat?
why did you cum on your potatoes?
why did you mix that nasty pea water with butter and call it a sauce to drench the whole fucking meal in it?
You just delivered the stereotype of british cooking.
You cook like old people fuck. there is piss in it. disgusting. 3/10 for nutritional value though. stay outta europe.

4/10 way too much butter and the steak is overcooked
I was literally just in a thread where a german posted various dishes made from raw pork for about an hour

still better than everything your countrymen have ever done

Lol, I could easily say that's an American meal. Maybe replace the peas with corn.

>i can drink butter as long as i walk to mcdonalds tomorrow instead of drive
don't get how they even write yank characters because you literally just couldnt make it up

It's disgusting, you're barbarians, stop eating disgusting raw pork and stop tring to destroy europe you fucking savages

nah

Spuds are a bit wet, could have drained the pea water from the tin too.
It's alright.

How do we protect europe from Germany? ;_;

REMOVE THE FUCKING WATER

>still better than everything your countrymen have ever done
how is that better than winning two world wars

meat and cheese on a slice of bread... definitely a welsh invention

>walking is enough

that looks nice desu

i give you that user. the habit of some germans eating raw pork ground meat (mettbrötchen, pic related) is disgusting. but that is definitively not something the average german eat. it's more of an east germany/older generation thing.

Confession.
When I microwave peas from a tin I drink the liquid.

Bless me father for I have sinned.

>East Germany
>Hündin, bitte

cheese is mixed with english mustard, melted with a little milk and some worcstershire sauce, then poured on top of the toast and ham before being grilled until it is bullbling brown and crisp.

What the fuck is wrong with you, mettbrötchen is delicious. I have literally never had bad German food, I don't think it's possible

Mettkraut, you're still awake?

It tastes nice desu

sure...
this is now another mett thread

I-i know

that breeds look like it has too much strength and elasticity, I bet you can't help it but fold it when you take a bite and the meat gets on your fingers.

So we know what you're eating but what are you nigs drinking?

pic related for me

German brötchen is GOAT

why would you care about it going on your fingers when the disgusting shit is already on its way to your mouth?

make it

Brits confirmed for having the worst cuisine on the planet

I don't think I've seen english mustard at the grocery store before but I'll check next time I'm there

And we still shat you out.

What would I ask for at a deli to get this meat?
Moving to Germany soon, making a list of all the hella good stuff

thank you, steven... why don't you copy that shit already? murrican bread is shit

Full English breakfast looks really delicious desu.

traditional german food can be hearty and delicious. but eating raw pork is disgusting.
tbqh, only lower class people eat that shit.
but you are sidetracking. itt we hate on british cooking.

Colmans mustard. You have it. I saw it there.

No need to get butthurt, f@m. I'm just stating the obvious.

>only lower class people eat that shit
that is so fucking not true, kekkedykey...

in absence of english mustard just use mustard powder.

Only bants between las
Who's butthurt?

I bet if you squeezed some lemon juice on there it'd taste a lot better.

Ok thanks. What type of ham?

Simply... Mett?! I don't know exactly what you mean

a nice smoked one you can slice a bit thick

see

Sorry I'm retarded, I was thinking mett meant meat in German.

meat = Fleisch
minced meat = Hackfleisch (which is basically Mett)

I would prefer not thick. More flavour with wafer slices. Yanks do ham really well.

actually ideally this if tou can find it in burgerland. beech smoked air dried ham

Mettkraut needs to food spam on /brit/. He could become a legend of memery.

Maybe I'll try both. Thanks for all the tips guys

>Mett isn't already a meme

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are peas really good for you?

taste nice