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karen

so an update on the girl who knew my name and i thought she liked me so I added her on FB.

she has clearly became alot more active on FB since adding her in the photo department.

which is cool 2bh.

the ]anitor

printed out some posts i liked

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could be outside a club fingering someone right now.

fuck of britlards

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I miss Caralad already

Me on the counter.

owned

classic

take me back

back to better daaaaaays

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quite interesting, didn't know they had any computers left in vuvuzela

How are those food riots Pedro?

made it! wahey!

[spoiler]all me[/spoiler]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

fuck blairites

>gif
Fuck off

need a gf. Can't wait til this september, changing unis

I have the right recently found out that my dad was a cuckold. Not a voluntary one, but he bit the bullet and stayed together for the sake of the children. (He would argue if I confronted him, nah, he had refused, but I guess the truth is that he is a coward). I received this information from a reliable source so there is no wish to malign him or the mother.

It happened, apparently quite a few times, with neighbors, colleagues, acquaintances, empty. with my uncle. Several different men. Dad will apparently come to her many times with this, become sad but not done anything about it.

I can not be mad at mom, because she is dead. But I have however, lost the respect of my father. How could he accept this? In addition, I am actually not sure if he really is my dad, chances ought to be huge because he is not.

How should I proceed with this???

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>walk through the kitchen
>hear a massive roll then a smash
>my mum's bowl just broke all over the floor
>didn't even touch the bloody thing, somehow my walking into the room triggered the poorly placed bowl to fall off the counter

probably gonna get blamed for this
not even fat, not sure how this happened

ebin blog pasta

/subscribed

these are both the autisto mejicano playing with proxies btw

i broke your mums bowl last night she didn't even got mad

smash all of mummy's plates

Dying for a kebab

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is :3 the gayest smiley ever conceived?

I really like it :3

>arseblasted Corbynistas turning on the people who brought their party out of the electoral wilderness

you weren't menna break that you cunt

we won't get another shipment of bowls until our batshit crazy leaders stop kicking off at the world and impoverishing their own people just to feel like they're big and strong

oh wait

looks like my mate's yank ex who cheated on him with another one of our mates and started dating him creating a massive split in the group

>have 5-minute call on smartphone
>hang up and look at screen
>it's covered in a thin layer of oil from my ear/hair

Anyone else know this feel?

Just think the NHS will collapse because of all the overweight unhealthy working class who abused it

I hate it, much prefer ;_;

hallo Rajneeesh Paytel Sing!

yes plus my battery has dropped like 15%

>finish work
>me and my mate who i give a lift to after work decide to get a takeaway on the way home
>celebrating us both having a disciplinary today
>find one with door open and lights on
>"sorry mate we're closing, all we got left is this doner meat and two fried chickens"
>itisdone.tiff
>finally receive food after grim shift
>open up the styrofoam and there is a tiny bit of chicken and some raveled up doner
>about 1cm of yellow watery grease swishing around the bottom

still ate it fucking brilliant ay hahahahah

pirate scumbags

crikey

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that theres too many people instead of not enough money

You seem to be mistaken, the Australian immigrant stereotype is Chinese, not Indian.

Alright then Should I try and sleep or go see can i get some food? Bearing in mind i woke up at 3 today.

Nervous about my shift tomorrow 3bh, lads

manager already made a comment about me being 'a bit quiet' on my trial shift

solid first impression haha x

literally none of this is interesting

I do ponder this

I don't say anything because I'm a literal spastic and I imagine my politically aligned friends (who don't like Corbyn) would say otherwise and talk down to me

dozed off reading this post

go service station

Ah yes, we should all make wageslavery a FUN and HAPPY place to be in.
How about we work but THEN we DON'T have to become besties with colleagues.

Hello woggo haha

having a wank to instagram pics of a girl i used to work with who always likes my fb pictures

Try and crack some banter with him next time

wow is this man a fucking retard?

look up keir hardy you fucking shit cunt

enfield service station now

>girl i used to work with who always likes my fb pictures
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*dies of boredom reading this post*

She's into you lad go for it

>Try and crack some banter with him next time
>encouraging normie behaviour

shes literally the only female that likes my pictures

shes not even that fit, solid 7, worth a wank though

I think that's why I've grown to love it so much, because I actually hate it :3

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zzz fuck off

Oh I'm sorry

>laugh awkwardly and avoid eye contact
>try to open the till but press wrong button and print empty receipt
>gaze off at the clock and wish to commit sudoku

>Can't even spell the mans name right

how should i break the ice without sperging out
Only feels natural bantering with people i know

xP

park the car at the side of the road
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
you should know....

/brit/ is now filled of HIV spreaders........

>figured out how to save Instagram photos

ahhh yes nothing but the highest possible definition for deposits into my wank bank

what job lad?

Next stop masturbation station

In enfiled service station now
Go see can I get some food

Cracked out many of these after school browsing Bebo and Myspace whilst downloading some shit off Limewire and attempting to chat up some girl on MSN

good times

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Maybe just try and act less like rigid or something. Laugh at what he says and respond accordingly

If its like a shit cashier job its probably not worth the effort, you know

Keir Hardie probably would have hated Blair for bringing in so many immigrants and supporting LGBT rights

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Teach us wise one

Don't remind man about Limewire

Dont download .exes lmao

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just got to the door of enfield service station
they don't have any food apparently

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>implying you don't just go on the scrolling mode and skip from pic to pic to refresh the mental wank bank whilst fluffing

post toot

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having an early night

>hated Blair for bringing in so many immigrants

i do too

lgbt gay rights however, anyone who hates on lgbt ppl are idiots

virus do not watch

i am not from france.....

*blocks your path*

so afraid of liking an old pic desu

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Do you not support Corbyns position on immigration then?

bar/restaurant, so they expect you to be social
only job that got back to me desu
i'll try, some situations make me act so awkward i can't help it, frustrates me desu
other times i am perfectly normal

>unstoppable walking towards the camera meets an immovable post

whats gonna happen

mary mary quite contrary
mary mary quite contrary

i support lgb rights, everyone's got a right to love who they want and shag who they want (given that they're consenting adults of course)

but i don't support the t.

transexualism, transgenderism, etc, is fucking insane. delusion. mental illness. not worthy of support, but it is worthy of medical treatment.

content of /brit/ posts so far

30% masturbation or alluding to masturbation
25% insults
5% terrible tripfag posts
10% posting about going to the shop and service stations
5% random youtube links
4% politics (actual real discussion)
12% social anxiety posts
9% misc

just fast forwarded by 3 doritos and now i have a gf

>mongs who think corbyn is real old labour and not a leftover for the Trotskyist entiryism In the 70s and 80s

When you go back to men like Attlee they loved this country, they were patriotic, had an air of social comservatism, they were pragmatic and realised things like unilateral nuclear disarmament was a bad idea

Yes they would probably hate Tony Blair but they'd hate corbyn too