Tfw my local hangout is now filled entirely with tourists

>tfw my local hangout is now filled entirely with tourists
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TOURISTS GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*overstays visa*

hehe america IS my home now, john

At least they're not American tourists

I expect a steady supply of vodka and scorpion smg's delivered to my house monthly

is UStripping the new weeaboo

latrinos are always the worst tourists, even more than the fucking chinks.

Croatians not welcome stay home pls.

You can't talk septic, my country has a shit load of illegal Americans.

'No'

>Tfw my apartment complex is almost completely swamped with Ex-Yugos
>It stinks of fish and potatoes near constantly

Australians are literally the worst. They've single-handily ruined New Orleans. Not saying y*nks haven't ruined Australia, I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

>tfw being American isn't illegal

Stop coming here for cheap food and shit please thank you

Didn't a couple IRL shitposters get shot recently in New Orleans.

I don't.

I hope. Hopefully that would scare the Australians from coming.

Go to Pittsburgh dude. There is a massive croatian community

I wouldn't doubt it. Place is a shithole

It's probably because you motherfuckers come here expecting New Orleans to be some meme tourist city. It's not. It's a rough place and you shouldn't come unless you know what you're doing.

>cheap food and shit
literally every canadian tourist in the usa is there for the cheap liquor
your food isn't work traversing the border for, no offence

lol most people come to New Orleans and spend their entire time in the 4tr. New Orleans is definitely rougher and more dangerous than the average euro or aus city but to act like you are guaranteed to get shot the second you stay out later than 10 is fucking stupid.

Come on now friend, don't be like that. I like visiting your country.

You come here to buy shit at Grocery stores that costs way more in Canada. I've seen it with my own eyes and it disgusts me.

Get your own decent produce faggots

It goes both ways

Americans go to Canada for the cheaper drugs and meds

Canadians come here for the cheaper produce and basic goods

They literally swamp Costco, and buy pallet loads of food. Fucking savages.

oh yeah it wasn't the hurricane it never recovered from or the intense amount of gangs and crime

no, it was australians

>tfw you live somewhere so irrelevant it never gets tourists ever
Looks like I win this round.