Claim a state to be ur cunt's buddy

claim a state to be ur cunt's buddy

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Whole America is our greatest ally.

Wisconsin, great nature and food, they're crypto-Germans as well

Thank you, fief

alaska is ours

I would give my life to protect your right to play starcraft and get plastic surgery ;_;

Taking Kentucky for the fried chicken tbqh

I want Mongolia to be West Virginia's buddy!

Taking Mississippi

Why do you want the worst state in everything

>West Virginia
pls get the regional flags extension
we want your rare state

No backsies. You took it.

taking michigan because its our rightful clay

West Virginia is hills and mountains, Mongolia is flat, so that works out.
Neither have beaches, I see that as a problem.

>tfw Klaus likes dirty Wisconsin, and not Chicago/Illinois with the highest number of German immigrants/heritage in the country

F-fine, it's not like we have huge Christmas markets and celebrate German holidays, baka

I'll be phone posting for the foreseeable future, has the software been developed for mobile?

Doesn't Australia get Florida by default?

It's supported on some but not all mobile browsers, Id just ask the /flag/ thread to be sure

I don't want Australia.

I don't know why he'd want a boring state where some parts of Chicago are asking for death by a savage dindu or where the rest of the state is meth addicted hillbillies

taking texas for the bants

Then you shouldn't live in Straya light, m8...

>Illinois
>meth

This is a heroin state buddy. That shit is further down south like Methssouri

And if you think ALL of Chicago is a nigger infested shit hole, you're only partially correct. I live in the whitest richest part of the city

But it's so cheap.
We have Aussie-tier internet though.

>tfw no one will ever want my state

feels good being hated and almost-irrelevant

Nah, I said some parts. Some parts of Chicago are pretty fun. I really meant the South Side where the Black population is like 90% or higher and now Sup Forums has a running thread dedicated to crime in those areas.

Missouri is a complete shit hole though. That I do agree with you on.

Same, feel like no one knows my state either. And when it's mentioned, people only like the boring part of it.

Pls come back and spend your precocious tourist shekles. The loop/downtown/North side is still bustling and amazing.

gib oregon back pls

California
You are my greatest ally.

Based UK

same weather, lowest obesity rate, nice coast

oregon ftw

Arizona and New Mexico are automatically part of Mexico right?

The coast is fucking freezing though

so is this cunt, familiarity is comfy desu

True, but are you ready to goto hipsterville, USA aka Portland

>lowest obesity rate
that would be colorado or hawaii if you took out the samoans

Wyoming because we used to love forrests and one day yellowstone will destroy the world, which we'd love to do as it seems.

pls no, pls no portland

Half of all (^:

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>Not giving your life for Girls Generation, or shit-wine

Too bad you accepted Oregon so you get the shit with it

its okay, a fleck of excrement on an otherwise pristine toilet bowl

An excellent metaphor from an evil brit.

>tfw nobody wants Louisiana

>ctrl+f ohio
>No results

Who wouldn't want this beautiful state?

>Missou
Absolutely dreadful, you've got the worst parts of American culture. Missouri is full of niggers and rednecks, it has no redeeming qualities.

without plastic surgery things like girls generation wouldn't exist

fuck off you cucks didn't even finish your capitol

>not even France

new orleans is god tier imo

>ywn walk on Bourbon street with the love of your life

I never thought I'd remember the smell of piss so fondly

Can we plz?

Dibs on Montana

Jew!
kek how's your vacation in Singapore? Enjoy the bubble tea Bubba?

please isreal move next to hawaii

that's easy: New York

we originally settled it and they are almost as jewy as us.

Taking South Carolina

rude

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Florida.

California

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Minnesota

California tbf
God tier nature and we can still produce wine

Don't mess with Texas

Florida is basically brazilian already.