1. you're cunt

1. you're cunt
2. Would you fuck and possibly impregnate pokemon?

1. proud dutchman
2. Yes I would, as it is with me and my brethren, it's pretty much no holes barred
from igglybuff to machamp

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Ever notice how a female Machamp has no tits and a huge bulge? When did Japan become so progressive

i wish pokemon go had a proper battle system like normal pokemon games

pokemon? moar liek poGAYmon

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I wish it ran on iPhone 4. Who the fuck wants to update their cellphone every year?

yeah i've got a samsung s3 and had to download the apk from a mirror. It works but its buggy as shit.

You could always just, y'know, play an actual game.

1. aruzenchin
2. NO HOLY FUCK JUST NO

I'm a huge fan who's been dreaming about pokémon since 1999, I close my eyes and all I see is pokémon... My dream is to become gym leader or something cool like that ;_;

I'm 24 and still with pokémon to be real... HOLD ME

I only liked that one bunny t b h

why not both my dude

If Pokemon were real they'd just be shit like everything else. We'd be eating Miltank meat and using Geodude arms as tools.

and you probably wouldnt be allowed to cockfight them.

unless you're a spic I guess

The lore isn't entirely clear on why Pokemon have to fight but it might be a biological thing. A violent gene or something.

>inb4 pc Pokemon apologists "th-they didn't mean to jump that kid in the grass and steal half his money"

Can't imagine what military powers would do if they capture and control a legendary. Humans are shit

You think animals are shit? that's sad bro

>wouldnt be allowed to cockfight them.
I like contests better than fights to be honest

But Mew is pure. Mew wouldn't hurt a fly.

1. flag
2. Sure, why not

>Would you fuck and possibly impregnate pokemon?
Yes, Gardevoir

1. Flag
2. No, OP you are a sick bastard, go back to

1. This cunt
2. YES

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/In-battle_effect_item#Berserk_Gene

>Berserk_Gene
nice one

>tfw too ugly for amie to work

>wanting to fuck a plane

What are you, gay?

1. Flag
2. Yes and yes

1.CHEKI BREKI (glorious Russia)
2. V DAMKI (I want to have braixen gf)