>tfw white American
>tfw enjoying the same standard of living as the greatest European nations without the taxes
>tfw don't have to worry about being shot by police or blacks
It is a bretty gud feel to be quite honest with you family.
White American!!
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Cooper Howard
>be american
>go to the movies
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go to the movies
>get shot
>become a fireman
>get shot
>run a marathon
>get bombed
>go to downtown new york
>get plane'd
Sebastian Diaz
Uh huh you're a pure blood Nord with Germanic ancestors rights?
>63%
Jose Price
*right
Juan Anderson
>red beard
>blue eyes
Does it get any whiter??
Elijah Reed
>red beard
Subhuman
Joseph Smith
>be Finnish
>...
What do you guys even do besides pay too much for booze?
Andrew Evans
Stay alive
Cooper Cox
>filthy Finnish Mongolian trying to tell me whose subhuman
I bet you can't even grow a beard you baby dicked manlet.
Zachary Evans
occasionally travel to estonia to pay less for booze
Ryan Perez
Damn it feels good to be white
Aiden Hall
i love it
but it has its set backs
John Sullivan
americablog.com
Educate yourself
Blake Adams
>he has to go on a 4 hour round trip by boat just to buy booze
LMAO feels good to be an American. I can buy beer and wine 24 hours a day and hard liquor until midnight every single day (even on Christmas).
Jayden Bennett
>Finnish """""memelords""""" BTFO by an American
Sad day in meme land lads
Adam Nguyen
>his country has dry counties
Isaiah Edwards
funny enough the Jack Daniel's distillery is in a dry county
Jacob Williams
Dry counties have the best moonshine desu. They keep the laws in place to protect the traditional moonshine distilleries that would go out of business if liquor stores opened.
Josiah Rogers
Calm the fuck down, ginger.
Zachary Cooper
Stay mad on your daily booze cruise
Kayden Clark
>implying white people aren't being shot too
you just accept it so nobody says anything
Austin Martinez
>Does it get any whiter?
yes, you can let a black bull inside your wife.
Jonathan Scott
You forgot:
>Get shot, go to hospital, get dumped in parking lot because no money to pay for ambulance fees, medication and treatment. Dies. Then no money to pay for compulsory funeral undertaker services and 5000 USD coffin.
Henry Murphy
>"white" American
>1/16 Cherokee and 1/8 Nigerian slave
Robert Price
you kind of look like my buddy but he is a portunigger
Aiden Taylor
Well they're ~3% SSA too thanks to breeding with colonials they imported, so not much of a coincidence
Luke Foster
Well a lot of us do have some indigenous savage blood mixed in, moistly thanks to the French fucking anything that moves everywhere they went, but not many of us have African mixed in there.
Our blacks on the other hand have an average of about 20% European in them. We don't get any "thank you" though, even though it bumped them up quite a bit above African retardation levels.
Justin Sanchez
>Tfw alcoholic dadbod
Blake Jackson
You're about to discover a whole new world of breeding, Hans.
Jaxon Nelson
Dark brown eyes and medium brown hair
I'm frog and hand gestures (x1000)
Zachary Hall
we are all going to die in the race war
Julian Peterson
This is why the world hates us.
Hudson Bailey
Alarmist dickhead. The KKK will save us.
Carson Torres
>American banter
Goddamn you people are hilarious to watch
Evan Price
but my father is catholic (Northern French and Irish not spic or Italian though)
Easton Sanchez
Tell me about Swedish banter again?
Eli Brooks
SWEDEN YES
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Colton Allen
Glad to be of service, Sven