You walk into the computer store and this guy slaps your Thinkpad

You walk into the computer store and this guy slaps your Thinkpad.

What do you do?

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execute him with a single swift punch to the jaw

mmm yes you'll do nicely *licks lips* tell me can you show me your supply room hehe mmmm time for some fun *does a funny walk*

call an ambulance, maybe he broke his hand after slapping my T400.

REEEEEEEEEEE
open his computer and
cd /
rm -rf *

>hmmm didn't work. You know I run a proper operating system known as Windows, rather than your toy OS.

>del C:\Windows\System32

Is this the aryan moot

echo y | format c: /u /q

Say
"I don't have a thinkpad"

Find his supervisor and angrily complain about him damaging my computer.

>DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE FUCKING DAMANGED YOUR LAPTOP FROM 1995??!!?!?
>HOW ABOUT I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH IT!

Slap his "Thinkpad"

>slapping a thinkpad
>damaging
I don't think so user

he's a projectionist though. see the background it says kino that means movie in german.

Slap his dick

Except that's not how things happen in the real world. Most likely course of action is that the supervisor apologizes profusely and fires him on the spot.

>fires him on the spot

No, no no. In the real world, the supervisor will pretend that it was really serious and bad and when you leave not give a single fuck. You are just another little bitch customer.

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> the supervisor will pretend that it was really serious and bad and when you leave not give a single fuck

Maybe if you're the one who confronts him.

Stop assuming that everyone here is equal to you.

Won't work. Write protected.