Who /devilish/ here? Post your /devilish/ stories

who /devilish/ here? Post your /devilish/ stories
>work at company with high security
>all traffic goes through proxy for filtering
>Sup Forums and online vidya blocked because random ports
>no admin rights to set up a proper VPN
>host my SSH server on port 443
>putty into my SSH server and enable tunneling
>redirect all blocked traffic through tunnel
>mfw

Great, another blog thread

>Cashier tells me to have a good day
>I don't

How is that devilish instead of just risking your job over lurking at work.

Absolute madhouse

/r/madlads is over there ------>

>boss asks me to setup new modem because he doesn't have time to
>block nothing except pornhub, redtube, etc
>mfw I see him pacing frustrated in his office

>installed windows on family PC

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>work is BYOD with gigabit internet
>don't want to risk doing anything even with a VPN because maybe they could identify my laptop's MAC address or something
>setup my VPN on a raspberry pi attached to a HDD
>set it up under one of the printers so it can leech power from the socket without it being seen
>torrent client starts leeching a bunch of JAV filmographies I wanted
>figure the worst that could happen is I lose the expensive 8TB drive
>mfw not even 4 hours went by before the entire 500 person office buildings were evacuated because of a "bomb threat"
>have to wait until cyber monday to get another drive on sale

>fix PC of friend
>rearrange his desktop icons a bit, he hates that

Fuck you, мyдaк, I'll never ever tell you that again!

Someone get this madman out of here

>make fun of people for watching anime at work
>go home and watch anime

I actually do this but for video games and popular tv shows.

What the fuck lmao

Woah there, m8. There are some things called "limits".

this is:
1. fucking retarded because you compromised the security in your companies network
2. pretty much what everyone kid with some computer knowledge did in school

>Opening a port on a remote box compromised the security of the local network
Fuck off retard

>creating an SSH server in school
Damn, I didn't know Einstein was in this thread.

no, but accessing sites exploiting browser vulns, vulns in image libraries, etc does. and OP sounds retarded enough to do that.

well, at least i can read, unlike you.

Yeah people are going to be burning browser 0day on op because he has a vpn
Lmao shut the fuck up

wtf I hate Sup Forums now

ok kid

This is a blue board.

never heard of ads serving malware and exploiting JS bugs ?

Gaining execution from js in a sandboxed browser is an exploit worth 200k+ usd
Being on a vpn doesn't make you more vulnerable
Nobody is burning real 0 day on random retards

>vpn
why are you even talking about vpns ?

By that point I could be getting 0days from literally anything, only reason Sup Forums is blocked is because it is registered to have sexual material

what makes you think the companies workstations don't run windows xp with IE ?

People don't understand the ad networks out there man. OP is playing "online vidya" and is asking for it.

You brought up that ssh tunneling out somehow weakens security, don't try to argue semantics about the differences between a vpn and she tunnel
Then that's what makes their Network insecure, not him visiting Sup Forums

>Person I dislike asks me to install Windows on his computer
>I oblige because he's enslaving himself with this proprietary operating system
>The whole time I'm installing Windows on his computer I have this shit-eating grin on my face
>I finish and he thanks me, not knowing that he's under the subjugation of Microsoft while I use a free operating system on my computer!

lol you showed him

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>this is:
>1. fucking retarded because you compromised the security in your companies network

Why is that retarded?

It isn't his company. Gotta make a little work for yourself to justify the paycheck. Fuck, I'd open all the ports and drop the firewall and blame it on the intern.

As said here if ads were a problem then I'd be vulnerable no matter what, most of the sites are available except stuff like Sup Forums and that's only because of the nsfw boards.
>use firefox through the ssh tunnel for Sup Forums only
>use chrome for everything else
So what's the problem here?
And the online vidya is only tunneled because the login server uses a non-standard port

do you work for HBO ?

No

Well for one, you're at the whim of ad networks, period. Their models consist of affiliates with ads that could jump into rotation on a seemingly normal placement at any time. Nothing stops a slav furry spammer from one day creating a worm payload that can be instantly distributed across numerous placements. A good example of this is shit you see on Pornhub from time to time.

This is also nothing new, and is why these practices are in place. What you /should/ be doing with your downtime is improving your skillset or drinking more water.

Nothing except the fact that browser exploitation is extremely hard
But sure he's got a fully weaponized 0day that he's going to burn on pornhub ads and nowhere else

>order a happy meal
>havent been happy in 7 years

>browser exploitation is extremely hard
Not impossible either. Exploiting the browser by using it as a vector is the worry. I could create an iframe looking for sharepoint on load, hover, whatever. I could look for localhost, I could try to use your relay, etc.

>tfw my old trick of using whole page translators still works

>repost the same exact shit from /r9k/
>everyone thinks im funny

?

I thought that pic was something else. Janitors please clean up my mess

And all of that can be done with or without an ssh tunnel
Stop postibg

In context of OP's post, the risk is amplified. I'll stop posting though, because you asked.

>work for DoD/DoE contractor
>make weapons systems stuff
>programmer for control systems for these weapons as part of a summer internship
>entire control systems for the US navy laser is one massive main.java
>spent the last week of the internship trying to obfuscate and unreadable-ize the code as much as possible

>summer job at metalworking works
>gotta take a dump
>while i'm taking a dump and smoking a cigarette thought it would be nice to relieve myself
>whip my phone, connect to WLAN network I was not supposed to have access to
>finish jerking off and go back to work
>two days later the same urge
>whip out the phone, connect to WLAN, go to the pornsite I browsed previously
>it's blocked
>mfw

>risking your job over lurking at work
Yeah well I got raise because my saw me posting anime in Sup Forums

Something that literally never happens.

>new project at work
>writing it in elm so only I will be able to maintain and update the code
>they'll be stuck with me after this project is complete

If this is true you should keep it to yourself

Nah dude, he's a larping Sup Forums faggot.

not like cia niggers will get me here anyways

ok

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your first week on the internet ?

>He's still going
Lmao just stop posting already, you're wrong

Lol, not the same guy. Sorry for posting again, but why do basic baby boomer security tips trigger you so much?

Because they're wrong, and people keep perpetuating them

So tell us user, what should we all be doing?

> scan for not encrypted wifi routers
> flash random file as FW
> router is no longer visible

ever heard of noscript?

>it's like he doesn't know that the internet is umbearable without it

umatrix is better

i don't need anything other than allowing/ disallowing scripts.

Not being worried about people using nation state level 0day on you, when you have literally nothing worth taking

It gives you more control and presents everything nicer.
It's Sup Forums's favourite for a reason.

maybe i'll check it out. thanks.

Not everybody is as boring as you are, my friend.

Nothing that is important is on a computer connected to this internet, anything classified is on the devlan or another network, which can't reach outside lines
Try again

>be me
>dad is a jerk
>severe alcoholic
>always drunk and pissing me off
>adjust router to annoyingly disable internet at certain times
>set up a cronjob to randomly set off forkbomb (he runs ubuntu on an old ass laptop)
>sign him up for shit spam with his main email address
>enjoy his frustration immensely when he calls for help. never take his calls until like a day later. tell him to reboot.

DEVILISH

>devlan
Say VLAN you flaming high school-tier pajeet.

>Come to Sup Forums everyday
>make "everyone here is a virgin thread
>know that isnt true because everyone has had sex around the age of 16 yet i still do it

>I don't know anything about real security
Lmaoing at your life
Gl getting a green badge

Actually, I know quite a bit but this conversation isn't even going anywhere. Here's your last (You), you phone-posting piece of shit.

MODS
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>public shower in dorm
>only person in there showering
>rub off a quickie
>leave

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it's even better if you tell her you'll have a nice day and then don't

Use blockers (ublock origin/umatrix), have js disabled on untrusted sites, run the browser as a different user or in a vm.

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