Be in Japan

>be in Japan
>everyone tells me how amazing my hair colour is and how jealous they are because of it
Is being blonde really that big of a deal in Japan? My hair is shitty and thin and looks like shit and I'd much rather have a thick asian hair.

Here in Brazil, if i see a blonde haired person, i want to touch it and cut a piece of it to bring home.

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ayy lmao. japan literally tried to liberate asia from wh*te smell. wh*te genocide will be orchestrated by japan. mark my words

yeah. girls go crazy for it. its like being black in sweden.

It's like being mixed race in America

>tfw you'll never be a blonde effeminate faggot that literally every asian girl will spread her legs for just because you're exotic

Being blonde in Asia is considered rebelious behaviour, angel-like and doll like.

>only positive thing in looks: blue eyes + blond hair
>live in Funland, 95% of males have that too

Fuck me.

does it matter to girls if youre a natural blonde, or do they not care if you dye your hair

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Why don't you finncucks leave your frozen shithole and go to Asia where you'll be exotic then?

Too autistic to leave your apartment?

>White guy in Sydney
>Natural blonde hair and blue eyes
>Asian girls really like me
>I have a pretty big Asian fetish
>???
>Profit

Literally never even kissed a white girl tbqh

but you are out if you go bald!

Based Iceland posted the classic that started it all for me.

I'm too far gone to move anywhere far. I'm even struggling now, trying to find a new apartment from a different area in my town.

>Dad has blonde hair and brown eyes
>Mum has brown hair and icy blue eyes
>mfw I got brown eyes and brown hair

It's okay user. It's all about facial structure anyway

yeah it's like having a british accent in california

Or just being an European in America in general.

It's like being a 60 year old fat guy in the philippines.

>cucking and then trying to uncuck yourself
not how it works

It's like not being morbidly obese in USA

man americans are such cucks

>Norway and Denmark
>Cucked

Not as cucked as you mr. 60% "white"

Holy fuck. I remember that cartoon. The fucking dad made the show so much better.

Being half Indonesian I can confirm my blonde fetish is very very real.

But as a kid here where I was the only kid with black hair everyone wanted to touch my black hair. So that evens out.

OP is asking for attention like a girl, I bet he wears dress too, maybe it even fits him and his amazing hair, photo with a timestamp, ok?

>shitty and thin

because you want to have curly hair like a nigger from the Savana?

Kys, cuckold.

Watch out for the witch doctors. Nip witch doctors like to eat blondes, they get more power if you also have blue eyes.

Eh, blue eyes are a bonus desu. I wish I had blue eyes.

will they still admire it if i'm heavily balding

Blue eyes look kind of effeminate on men.

Imagine living in a country where everyone has the same colour hair.

ameri

I cant wait after you came Japan,people slowly start to ignore you because you are not special,and you also start to realize it.

Brown hair + Green eyes is a pretty nice combo.

t. gay guy who loves looking at other dudes in the gym while working out.

no

>tfw light golden hair on childhood photos
>tfw they're plain dark brown now
When did everything go so wrong

RELAX

This is pretty normal slav development. It was the same for my brother.

>mfw probably have slav blood

>Swede
>is gay
Big surprise fag

BARE

>he took japanese' vague mandatory compliment as some real confident thing

>Austrian
>is nazi
Big surprise fag

i feel similar
>be in USA
>>be in Japan
>everyone tells me how amazingly thin I am and how jealous they are because of it

bonus: I'm also no nigger or spic.
I'm literally an aryan god.

lol

>dye your hair, brows and eyelashes blonde
>travel to Japan
>drown in sideways pussy
How's that for a plan?

Light features generally look effeminate
But it all really depends on your facial structure and the combination

lol

>be in any country in the world
>everyone tells me how amazing Canada is and how jealous they are I live there
Is being Canadian that big a deal in the rest of the world?

They're making fun of you.

>slav development
fuck that i am not a bloody slav

Yeah you're a camel jockey

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS SIDEWAYS PUSSY MEME, THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE

Where did the sideways vagina stereotype come from?

>not wanting to move up in the racial hierarchy

>dye hair blonde
>buy blue contact lenses
>chunks cant tell difference
>profit

Irl tho most of the girs seem to like brown eyes better.

That would be an improvement for you tho, Abdula

it's not slav development, this is pretty much true for every white baby
they are all born with lighter hair

>have white hair as a toddler
>now it's dark brown

from people without autism.

Babies don't have white hair unless you're Benjamin button

>Racism
>Not just autism for stupid people

that's how genetics work you dummie

asia?

>Dad has brown hair and green eyes
>Mom has blonde hair and light blue eyes
>Sister has light brown hair and sea blue eyes
>Mfw I got dark brown hair and brown eyes
???

>what are recessive traits
You can have two parents with blue eyes, and it's very possible for you to get brown eyes.
Be glad at least you retain the gene in your genetic makeup.

>glad
Glad of what? That my baby can have blue or green eyes?

Our genetic makeup isn't worth anything when it skips us. These skips are the main reason I'm alone in my bed right now.

I have blonde hair and blue-ish gray eyes and got an insane amount of attention because of it when I lived in South Korea.

It's worse in China though .. People pulled my hair and kept taking following me and taking pictures of me.