Where does Sup Forums hide their tech? What are good ways to hide stuff like this?

Where does Sup Forums hide their tech? What are good ways to hide stuff like this?

in ur anus ;^)

nice try jamal

in the microwave

Turn yourself into the police you fucking pedophile

Vps don't have to be hide.

If you really can't find a place to hide it you might be mentally deficient.

I hide them in the ventilator or in my fan.

it is very trivial to find microsd hidden in wall

No it isn't. Some spooks aren't going to waste a second on you or your walls unless you've got something you really shouldn't have.

Fuck off glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers.

Nice try Adolf

In a Quran. Just say to the people raiding your stuff that it is haram for a kuffar to touch the holy book.

not op, but how do i hide my raspi zero in a public space

i had one of these full of Sup Forums memes and it fell through a small crack in my floor. now it's somewhere in between the floor and the subfloor.

I guess one day years from now after im gone and the house is demolished someone will find it and have a laugh.

Oh shit that's a good idea, i have some sd cards. gonna leave one somewhere

idk.
up an anus or vagoo?
Air conditioning vent?
swallowed?
open a p.o. box and mail it there?
safety deposit box?
in a small metal, waterproof safe/lockbox and put in a body of water somewhere?
inside an old casette tape player?
inside an old toaster?
encrypt and loan it to a pawn shop and keep paying/extending the loan?
take apart a remote control and put it inside?
up an anus or vagoo?

Sauce?

There is a lot place in thinkpad that you can hide it.

Someone linked a 3d-printed bracket. It goes in a 54mm expresscard slot and holds SD cards.

>take apart a remote control and put it inside?
this made me think:
if you take a cheap vibrator/dildo (vibrators usually have a battery case), and hide it in there, would actual cops really care enough to look into it?

Danger 5

Danke.

If they know what they're looking for. You're local PD is filled with lowlife scum who dig through your garbage to get warrants for petty shit like drugs.

Just keep it in your wallet, if someone tries to detain you, just swallow it.

Flesh pocket

holy fuck user you are so hc

Zip disk in my peehole

Does that work outside of the U.S.?

In the back of your toilet. Either in a Ziplock baggy or taped above the water line.

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Rubi cube
But the NSA've been goofed once so its not likely to happen a second time.

In my wallet.

>take apart a remote control and put it inside
i wonder where did you get this idea from

buy a thousand of those and put random data on 999
you can leave them lying around

In my pussy

teehee

>sjw finally buys her own house
>what's this?
>inserts it in an adapter
>holyfuc.jpg
>house is under investigation by sjw cops
>trace it down to you
>find out you're dead, family has to pay the consequences
>sjw has her good laugh