Sup Forums humor thread

been working on this lately, any ideas to make it better?

also humor thread

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>if () {
>}
>Chad
So wrong. Only virgins use that because its less lines so they can claim its better. The other one is so much more readable and understandable, you just go up from the end brace and you can find exactly where it starts.

-1/10

maybe you should get a text editor that highlights them when your cursor is on the brace

plus you can tell from the way its spaced out

>palemoon
>virgin

starts at the "if" you moron

chad,chad_popularity=100,100
chad_mistakes=False
autistic_me,my_popularity=0,0
autistic_me_popular=False
while !chad_mistakes:
for each mistake_made in chad:
my_popularity+=1
chad_popularity+=-1
autistic_me_popular=True

autistic_me_popular
>False

>mfw

what the literal fuck is:
if()
you have to at least have a value in ()

why did you post this

>if you don't say if(condition) then I have no idea what you're saying
>I'm actually this dumb

>if () {
>}
fuck that, it makes code less readable on systems without highlighting and looks like shit

>if you don't say if(condition) then I have no idea what you're saying
but i literally dont though.
what the fuck does if() mean? there is no condition

It's a generic if statement. if() denotes that it's a function (inb4 someone replies complaining about semantics), just like how you can call object.method(), it's a simple way of saying if(foo) or if(condition).

Yo I'm not even joking, are you on the spectrum?

are you baiting or just a fucking retard

i am genuinely retarded and have absolutely no idea what condition a compiler is going to check if it is told if()

>these are the types of people that call you an idiot on Sup Forums

>and you can find exactly where it starts.
if nothing else the IDE shows you where it starts
, not necessary to shit up your code with {s

...

you messed languages, if you wanted to make meme work you should put most popular languages for chad, whould be good if you made him write all of his code in HTML but still get paid 1000000kk per second

I didnt call anyone an idiot until now, because you are an idiot for saying i called someone an idiot.
idiot.

int main()
{
if()
return 0;
}

gcc trash.cpp
trash.cpp: In function ‘int main()’:
trash.cpp:3:5: error: expected primary-expression before ‘)’ token
if()


explain to me how this is supposed to work again?

>mechanical keyboards not being on the autistic virgin pajeet side

...

My fucking sides, you're actually serious?

absolutely.

how does your compiler evaluate an if condition with no immediate?

i would like to help you with that, but i'm a virgin who uses pale moon, so i can't

Mate he said it as fucking shorthand for if(condition) where condition is an arbitrary boolean. It's not meant to be put into code

There's only two ways that you could be not understanding this. Either you're (actually) younger than 12 and have not yet developed the ability to process abstract thoughts and ideas, or you're downright mentally retarded. Or you're just baiting for (you)'s.

cobol... really...

When will this meme die?

cobol is memed really hard at my uni as a high earning potential language

>Either you're (actually) younger than 12 or you're downright mentally retarded. Or you're just baiting for (you)'s.
little bit of column 1, little bit of column 2, not column 0 tho

>Chadsort, runs at O(1)
I gotta admit man, it just werks

Autism detected

autistic and proud.

normies just dont understand.

and if statement without a condition means nothing, you may as just well type
while true:
echo "faggot"

OP said if() just to shorten it down, obviously an if statement wouldn't make sense without a condition, it's so obvious in fact that if you're not autistic you would know that it was implied. It's like someone saying "whatup" then you sperging out and saying "that doesn't make any sense without the apostrophe and an S on the what, to make it: what's up? otherwise it's what up and that doesn't mean anything"

I prefer using
if (condition)
{
do something;
}
, but recently started using the chad version from the OP, because I work on a project with friends, and it's obviously more important for the code to be consistent than it is for me to use my preferred coding style. I still prefer the old version, but the difference is barely noticeable. People who argue one coding style over another are dumb shits, there is no objectively superior one, it's all just personal preference. I find it especially cringe worthy when someone brings up how the Chad version is recommended by K&R, it just shows that they can't come up with a good reason for using it themselves.

>because I work on a project with friends
So you guys can't config your IDE-s text formatter or something?

>any ideas to make it better
3 words:
Hang
You're
Self

gotta be the worst Sup Forums """humor""" thread, no?

i agree, this is the chad way

if (condition)
statement;


if you need more loc inside the if-statement you just add extra if statements

That's four

>getCurrentDate()
>not return getCurrentDate()
y u do dis

I bet you felt smart after posting that.

I was the one calling jannies and mods stupid.

>after posting that
I always feel smart, because I am smart

>+=-1
>infinite loop
>general bad code quality

>chadsort, which runs in O(1)
You don't know big O notation if you think O(1) is a good thing.

Joke is visual studio comes with virgin way by default

sir delet this

getCurrentDate() is a return return date

BIRGIN DETECTED ROOOOOOFOLL

>virgin
>pajeet
uhh that doesn't really work there are like a billion pajeets

Virgin is a state of mind.

...

>He doesn't know.

>Lacks confidence.
>Bad posture.
>Feels awkward even walking near people he doesn't know.
These are all things that don't go away if you have sex, people in the virgin mindset are always going to be sad excuses.

There's millions of ants in a hive, and most of them are virgins as well.

but this is typical pajeet, plenty of confidence there

Those people shit in the street, dear.
In reality, if we really are going to add the pajeets to that image, they'd be a step below virgin.

I think we should all try to be a little less virgin and a bit more Chadnamurthy

datagenetics.com/blog/march12012/index.html

>Chadsort

I chortled

The irony is arguing over these minor details makes you an instant beta.

nice normalfag meme reddit, upboated

>that fucking pose

So stupid joke and I don't even like pajeets, they are fucking retards. Joke structure so normie makes me want to kill kittens. Yes, literally kill kittens. This is not metaphorically. I genuinely want to kill baby cats right now. Ill post a picture of me killing my newborn cat right now. Internet is full of laughitis faggots like you. The only thing you know how to do in your life are jokes. Fucking retard, underachiever, you glass of phlegm-diarrhea mix juice. I hate the fucking internet, full of crap people like you. I don't like your stupid img not because it's offensive, ACTUALLY it is NOT (you exaggerate and create a new reality so your joke makes sense), but because it is soo voidy you should be ashamed to spend time in this effort. You will always be user. Nobody could ever dream of telling bad jokes like you make live. Stop laughing like an useless idiot in the internet and go produce something. Do you have your self made 1kk yet? You are a big fat bag of neutron star material to the humankind. Go be a decent human or kill yourself

This one, ACTUALLY, is a well designed joke!

OP here...
Did you faggots really just argue about the if statement for the past day?

Didn't kill yourself yet? Laughitis will, I hope.

>anything but K&R style
lmaoing @ your life virgin

neat pasta, saved

You’ve got to be kidding me

So OP needs to write if(condition) for you to be happy? Someone didn’t get his tendies this morning

This. Except for I haven't worked on a project with friends, mine are too normie for programming.

Hahaha, lost it at:
>always uses chadsort, which runs O(1)

>be Sup Forums mod
>see suspicious thread
>check if someone really posts cp
>browser crashes because of huge image
>ban that asshole
>feels_good_man.ogg

>tfw am poojeet

y u buly Sup Forums ???

the
>can play cricket
always gets to me

>chad
>using freetard garbage like vim
>using virgin languages like C or asm

Autistic sperg spotted.

it's real : ECS A55F-M2

if(chad=true)chadFunct(a);
int chadFunct(a){int p=&chad;
return *p;
};


:^]

kek

mod probably formatted his device and changed all his passwords

it's a meme u dip

You love to waste your time...

>90% available disk space
>2% cpu usage
>1.02/64gb ram
triggered