Fucking help me not kill my cat

Does anyone know of a cable manufacturer that produces general purpose computer power cables/HDMI/DVI/EVERYTHING ELSE that are similar to pic related?

I have a fucking cat that chews through FUCKING EVERYTHING FUCCCCKKK. Been dealing with this problem for fucking years. I need a solution.

Looking for metal armored cables

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lock up your shit dumbass

your cat is literally smarter than you, consider suicide

Order some benzaldehyde online. It's the thing that makes bitter almonds taste bitter. You can also just look for the extract of bitter almonds too.

Apply to the cables. That's it.

Get rid of the cat, on the plus side your house will no longer smell like urine

get rid of the cat, faggot.
why would a grown ass man own a cat?

Can't get rid of wife's cat. Little shit is neurotic, will even chew cables that have been treated with bitters. I currently have every exposed cable in my house wrapped with steel wire and zip ties. It's functional but ugly. The only deterrent is to make the cables strong enough to break the little fucker's teeth.

>grown ass man
You're making a lot of assumptions there bruh, did you forget you're on Sup Forums?

test

>Can't get rid of wife's cat
the fucking state of you

Clone the cat, release army in metal factory. Instant evil genius.

Just fucking poison the fucker. Cats are chaos incarnates and don't deserve to be kept care of.

Then it would be more economical to buy long lengths of thin conduit.

Don't hurt the goddamn kitty. It probably has a deficiency in its food supplement making it act this way.

there are tons of these on amazon you fool

I was thinking that... But running the four miles or so of wire that I have in my house through steel/aluminum conduit is just a fucking pain in the dick.

Do metal cables exist?

The little shit goes to the vet more than I go to the doctor.

It's on a special fucking cat food. 35$ a fucking bag.

I just spent half an hour scouring amazon. I purchased the pic in OP. I'm looking for power cables and HDMI cables, specifically. Couldn't find any.

>Do metal cables exist?
there's a ton of that shit on amazon

Sure, metal braided (a better word to use instead of "armored" in your searches) exist. But I'd sooner accept the bother of conduit than replacing all my cables with expensive braided shit.

>OP is literally pussywhipped

You're fucking retarded OP. Just punish the cat everytime he does it. After enough punishment he'll know not to fuck with you.

>The little shit goes to the vet more than I go to the doctor.
>It's on a special fucking cat food. 35$ a fucking bag.
Imagine getting THIS cucked by a dumb pet.

Money isn't really a problem for me. Time is.

It's called having a functional relationship. Y'know... making compromises for your loved ones. You'd know this if you weren't a basement dwelling foreveralone faggot.

This, id run conduit where needed and route the rest through walls.

What he's describing is extremely common for cats. The expensive food is usually for bladder or kidney stones/crystals. They're meant to hydrate from the blood and tissue fluids of their prey but in homes they don't drink enough. Mostly because idiot owners don't move the water far away from the food bowl and set it up with a recirculating fountain. (They're idiots for not bothering to research. I don't begrudge them the lack of instinctual cat care knowledge.)

Yeeaahhh... I'm probably just going to hire someone to do that. D: I'll reach out to a contractor for solutions. Maybe some wire-running specialist or some shit.

Use plastic piping and run the wires through it

Make her do it. But hey fair enough. Happy shopping.

pure cuck right there

>my wife's cat

That's a new one.

Hey man, I've got happiness. Sounds like you're a miserable cunt. kys.

>driven to the the point you're considering killing a pet
>Hey man, I've got happiness

Hyperbole:
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

>You --> Faggot.

So yeah, metal braided Universal Power Cables don't exist.

I know the pain OP, just had to replace another Ethernet cable due to cat antics.

OMG YES! THIS EXACTLY!

There has to be some manufacturer out there that make pet proof cables.

What a cuck

I've simply started running cables along the ceiling where possible and using clear tape along the areas closer to the floor.

I thought this section was safe under a chest of drawers but the little bastard apparently managed to get under there.

I've gone through 5 USB cables, 3 RCA cables and 6 Ethernet cables in the past ~12 months.

This has been my only solution. It stops her, but... Fuck man.

>It's on a special fucking cat food. 35$ a fucking bag.
Let me guess. Some soft animal food. Feed your cat with hard food, crisps. Cat needs something to chew on.

No they don't. You can feed them a raw diet and they'd love you. You're just spending $10-20 a week on feeding your fucking cat.

Nope. It's a voodoo blackmagic hard food. Cured the bloodshits.

>tfw had the maximum density of 6 cats at the same time in my house and never had a single cabel bitten
i dont know how people do this, everyone around me is crying about their cats eating the cables, and they have to lock them in separate rooms or hide the electronics when they dont use them.

It just varies from animal to animal. I've seen nine simultaneous cats and never heard that cables were getting frayed. I've also seen a single chihuahua attack them like a maniac.

For power and ethernet cables it's probably easiest to buy the bulk cable, run it through some metal shower hose, and terminate it yourself.

I've got two cats one chews through cables the other doesn't at all.

Get some thick ass plastic conduit

I kid you fucking not... I tried that already. She chewed through it.

Only thing that has worked so far is pic related

step up your game

How do you get the plug end through something like that? D:

You don't. You buy it in bulk and terminate it yourself after you put the run in place.

all of my this

either that, or route all of your cables in pvc or some shit.

>my wife's cat
top cuck

Your cat cucks you, that has nothing to do with basement-dwelling-faggots. Even these guys are smarter than you as it seems.
>muh satisfifififng life
Of course.

I'm not sure I understand this common troll... What's wrong with looking out for your wife instead of being a complete dickhead?

cant handle the banter

Spray your cables with a cat repellent.

Coat your cables in bitrex or one of those super-bitter 'don't eat me' products.

My bad, I forgot that 4chin is full of insufferable autist faggots.

LOL xD you fucking faggot.

Spray the cat with a cat repellent

Am I wun uv you guize noa?

The cats death is inevitable:
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Spray your balls with a cat repellent

Poor taste,
your cat for eating the cables,
you for letting destroy your cables because your wife doesn't stop the cat and you for letting your wife stop you in destroying the cat.
Dude grow some balls and spray them with cat repellent (and the cables too)

The same could be said about your mom.

>64 posts
>30 posters
OP's not only getting cucked by the cat.

Spray your mom with death repellant

DELID DIS

Clap your hands right at his head whenever you see him chew cables, treat him well othervise, if you had done this since he was small you wouldn't have had this problem.

i'll kill your cat for $100
>or for some drugs

Spray him with canned air. Leave the can near the cables he chews. He will learn to fear it.

fucking niggers

Rub lemon/orange wedges on them. Apparently cats fucking hate the smell and taste of citrus.

>tfw my cat scares easily and his default hiding spot is behind my speakers in spite of dozens of better spots within eyesight

cats and technology are an odd mix.

Train your fucking animal you idiot

>train
>cat

Just poison your wife's cat OP. She'll be sad for a day or two but cuddle with her and she'll get over it. Just spray it with some Permethrin based tick and flea repellent and the cat will seize up and die. Do it right before she goes to work, or if you're going on a trip so there is no chance she can take it to the vet to be safed. Then talk her in to getting a dog or some other pet which isnt as faggy.

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Only possible if you aren't retarded.

You need an IQ of at least 120 to train a cat, sorry about that boss.

>wife's cat

taser the cat to death and say it bit a cable and electrocuted accidentally. make sure to hit it in the mouth to amp your plausible deniability.

Expose high voltage cables, wifey doesn't get mad 'cause cat did it to itself

lmao this fucking board

> owning a cat
> giving a fuck if your retarded predatory beast with disease claws, fangs and toxoplasmosis fries itself on a wire because it can't stop being an asshole and destroying things.
> You actually want to keep this thing

You are the problem, user.

We had rabbits. We don't have rabbits anymore. They were supposed to stay outside, but kids will be kids and they got inside. In less than 5 seconds they were on my wires and destroyed usb, audio, and ethernet cords with blinding efficiency. Not the AC power cords though. >=(

>YOU'RE NOT A MAN IF YOU OWN THIS PARTICULAR TYPE OF ANIMAL.
Are you a fucking ape? Are people seriously this simple?

You just haven't met a nice one yet. Give them a chance. I'm glad I did.

t. toxoplasma gondii

Buy monster ™ brand cables, they are indestructible and over the best connection and audio/video quality.

Have you thought to lay out some dummy cables you don't care get fucked? Maybe if you spray some catnip on it or something, it will just go for that cable only?

And I'd do it again too. These little jerks bring me peace, even though this one completely destroyed my Crossfire cable

Why would you keep a wild animal as a pet? It is both cruel to the animal and a strain on the owner. If you need a pet get something that was actually created for that purpose such as a dog.

where did all these cat haters come from?

this but change cats to humans

it's normies.

Of course they do. Your brain has been fundamentally altered to be comforted by things you should perceive as dangerous. Its part of how cats hunt.

>wifes
>implying

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