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alri tim
she wants a man from brum
Any lads play GTA5 online?
You're a brit so just move here, it's your legal right for another 2 years
>Also do danish birds like a good brit bloke?
ye you'll be fine
Good morning you disgusting polyps
Top tier post
Doing a shit lads.
fun fact: have total anosmia from multiple nasal polyps
I could smell like shit and not even know it right now
Can't get a job, lads.
not now that you cant cheat money
they make the new shit rediculusly overpriced, who the fuck plays that much to afford the best new office?
heists dont pay enough, not sure if the new ceo warehouses net you alot of money
Why not
Ur a polyp u yank poof
Black lives don't matter to Black Lives Matter
Because one of my parents had a stroke and they forced me to run their failing family business while it went down the tubes. Now nobody will hire me because all of my experience is in a collapsing industry at a company that tanked.
wrong thread bruv, you need /cum/ for that sort of talk.
Doing a hate America lads.
why
why
>hire me because all of my experience is in a collapsing industry at a company that tanked.
Use this to get jobs, you have experience first hand with closing companies, its a job here in the UK done by contractors hired by auditors of firms in trouble. Bill yourself as the guy thats shuts things down properly.
why
why
why
Pokemon Go
Should I mercenary, and dump shitty pokemon, or go nuzlocke and keep the first one I catch of each type?
they work for the mercenary...
Fuck off yanks.
are there many homeless people in your city?
>Why yes, m'kind gentlesire, verily I do indeed partake in the most recent of video game smash hits that is the newest addition to the Japanese Nintendo company's Pokemon franchise; Pokemon Go™.
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So fuck the weaklings and power level the better ones, rather than lovingly naming and caring about my pet monsters?
Might get out of bed.
Suck this fart out of my bumhole lads
cara 2bh lads
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when i cheated money i bought fuckloads of adders for 1mil each and they didnt get taken off me afterwards
why is merkel's head like an owl being twisted around to look behind her? shouldn't she be focusing on chasing farage?
want a brexit gf
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>When you're in the middle of a TV interview and you get possessed by a [hungry] ghost
mythbusters? what does it say
the masketta man
how popular are those shitty coloured contact lenses over there
very
can you actually understand what these fucking gooks are saying?
I should start drinking again
calling the police
yeh, it's almost better if you don't though when it comes to this kind of shit.
Getting a ludicrous pump at the gym lads
Dear God she has awful teeth and that language sounds terrible.
Who is Tim Byrne?
why is he always so sweaty?
Anybody playing pokemon go? I got a clefable
no aircon in his flat
>Based Milo
His pineal gland is squeaky clean
what is that necklace thing?
>Why of course I am NOT a member of the alternative right or the "alt right" as it is colloquially know. A man of my intellect requires a far more nuanced political ideology
I installed it, got a bulbasaur which has apparently been roaming around my bedroom for quite some time. Doubt I'm going to run around the city to actually play it though.
A Buddhism thing, they're these little stone carvings of the Buddha, that people carry around in their wallets etc. Many people get them encased in plastic or glass and attach it to a necklace.
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Im gonna walk around later tonight to try find some cool stuff. Might even drive down to the beach to see if i can get something cool
*puts on a beat*
*Snorts cocaine to act insane*
*Does a -sublime- action post*
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Ah yes, let us get these white eastern Europeans out of the country so we can import more Paki child rapists from the commonwealth.
Vote UKIP
how is it? i was interested but then saw it was a free game with micropayments and fuck that i'd rather just pay like $8 to get a proper game
*grabs the cattle prod and the captive bolt stunner*
Time to open the runt pen
/vp/ says paying is unnecessary because the game gives you free shit every time you pass a hotspot or something.
God /vp/ is terrible, I hate this game for making me have to go there
hmm
It's a cool concept, just not sure I can be arsed with it.
The point is the UK can decide who it allows in now, if it chooses it can let Poles in and not allow any Pakis in at all that's fine. Which could well be the case if Leadsom wins.
Pretty fun desu if you walk around a lot its good. I dont think you have to buy stuff in game you get stuff for free by going to the pokestore places which are all over the place just parks and stuff theres like 10 withjn walking distance of my house
It's bio-oil that he applies to his face.
You'd know if you actually watched his videos and weren't just bandwagonners.
Check out my doggo
He's a lurcher
i thought there was a smudge on my screen so i tried cleaning it off but then i realised you just spelled within with a j like a spacker
Hope the bird responded to that lad x
lovely lanky pup-pup
he's said in multiple videos that he doesn't have an aircon
>5:45
>she still hasn't messaged
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
> actually watching the videos
fuck no, you skip around for 30 seconds to find some autistic bits and then you go do something else
OJ's son did it.
Has she been online?
dont care tim
NOBODY in the UK has fucking air con because we live on a rain-drenched island in the north sea
Cheers m8
He's a greyhound x blue heeler
go away you ignorant yank; you literally have no idea what you're talking about
Good morning lads.
Got so drunk cant remember how we got home desu
on tinder so dunno
shame you didn't get run over desu you normie worm
just did a big cum
doesn't look much like a blue heeler
did the man drink the ethanol?
just got cyberbullied
just cyberbullied some yank twat
might just stuff my throat with valium and go to the pub by myself
Jealousy over not coming to /brit/ meetup
PSA: JF out
Thank you for complying.
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yeah I don't remember giving you permission to reply to me actually, normie drone. Going to have to confiscate this (You).
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excellent video
I'd advise just taking the valium then doing something else outside. If you mix booze with it you'll become too fucked. Like a single pint will fuck you.
Lol looks like a bad knock off of Miami Vice