Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?

Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?

Also post your collection of Germans digging holes in beaches.

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it's a war trauma thing

OMFG they do this everywhere?? I thought they just did that over here. I think its because Germans are always waiting till their fuhrer comes back and they can fight from the holes, have a better defense position.

>Also post your collection of Germans digging holes in beaches.
Why the fuck you would have this?

Just making trenches

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>Implying there is anything better to do on the beach

Swimming gets boring and if I want to sleep or read a book I do it home

is it because the water is cold so they get bored and start digging? this is fucking weird

What, do you expect us to be on the beach and do nothing? You have to wörk from time to time to relax propperly

Also this pic is advanced autism, but you can see that swimming is forbiden on the sign so...

We have neither souls nor personalities. Our spirits are broken during our formative years, Arbeit is the only universal value.

So what else should we do, leisurely lie around in the sunshine?! Nope, time to get wörking

Very rare picture of Germans trying to annex some beach. They were taken away and were never heard from again.

Yes Germans are fucking weird, your right.

Why are the Dutch so tsundere?

We're basically the same people Klaas

Things to do at the beach:

Vollyball
Drink by your self
Drink with friends
Drugs
EDM Festivals
BBQ
Corn holing
Water Jet pack (You have a surf board with water cannons coming out of it shooting you in the air INCREDIBLY FUN youtube.com/watch?v=m4Bm3cs9TFo [Open])
Using a regular water jet pack
Boating
Sailing
Fishing
Snorkeling
Being too alpha to pick up girls
Cancer bathing
Pretend to be deep and stare at the sea
Pretend to be busy and waste your time on phone or laptop
Smell the precious aurora of the sea mistress as she sprays you with her mystic cunt fumes.
Sand surfing(body boarding)
Surfing
Wakeboarding


Th3se are a list of shit you can do on a beach that none of you eurocuckolds will ever know nor experience since the only shit you faggots are good at is being autistic and jacking off to your crush.

This is grave not hole...

As we usually encounter sand beaches in foreign countries, us Germans routinely expect hostility from natives as well as other tourists, especially if we wear our most convenient Afrikakorps uniforms upon arrival to effectively deflect the sun's insidious attacks on our skin.

Taking immediate action to prevent ambushes when staying in enemy territory is not only recommended, but every honorable German's duty.

The most efficient way to secure ground superiority with short preparation time and lacking ressources is the construction of fortified outposts commonly known as "leichte Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A".
These outposts consist of lines of simple foxholes made out of wet sand, simple observation stands secured from enemy tourists by towels, and - in more advanced constructions - short systems of tunnels and trenches that connect the crucial parts of the fortification.

Driftwood must not be used to build leichte Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A. Driftwood is material of strategic importance and has to be sent to the local authorities immediately after recovery.

Fun by itself is not forbidden during the construction of beach fortifications. However, it is strongly recommended to keep a serious expression and sing military songs with a loud and determined voice. This behaviour will decieve the enemy and may distract him from your vulnerability.

They are gay

Why do Germans always insist we are so similar. We have different cultures, history and languages. I like to bully Germans because I like some healthy rivalry.

Is this a meme I've seen it posted for a long time by that Brazilian guy and never questioned it.

Dutchies started this meme about Germans though.

Okay now go back to your mass public execution please.

It's northern Germans mainly who do this.
Because the northern coast is very windy so the dig holes to get a cozy wind safe place to relax.

I was bullying back, but please, do outline how we're so different. our cuisine even has similarities.
Matjes, Frikadellen, off the top of my head.

Our languages literally have the same origin story
>Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A.


kek'd

Well yeah because they cant stop themselves, they just had to keep digging.

Who the fuck even goes to the Nordsee to relax on one of those """beaches"""? Are these folks too poor for fucking Turkey? Every pleb can hop some flight to Izmir, it's not gonna cost you a fortune

As a German I can confirm this.

Arbeit Macht. Frei

Why go to Turkey if you can just say fuck it and go to the North Sea for a day. Not anyone can take a week off for holidays.

When you live not far away from the coast you can always go there but you can't always fly to turkey.

>start digging a sick hole in the beach while on holiday
>some other foreign kids turn up and join in
>by the end of the week you've got some sick trench setup and everything

hole digging is the patricians choice, fuck all those sand caste fairies

What's so weird about digging holes in beaches?

Why is this gook posting here?

I'm no expert on all this but there is cold wind at Baltics all the time even in warm summer days, so maybe it's about protecting yourself from wind

are you fucking kidding me

Actually German and Dutch are sister languages similar like German and English or Dutch and English. who developed at the same time but separate from each other. Our cultural differences mainly exist since the Dutch rebellion and independence from Spain, we developed our own culture. with the golden age, dutch architecture, dutch philosophers and painters etc. While Germany was still a lot of different kingdoms who all had their identity. We as the Netherlands already formed our identity then, Germany was unified much later and we already had our own history and culture at that time to feel like Germany. However of course there are a lot of similarities, like the values we have. Our recent histories also dont really make the Netherlands and Germany similar I think. As for the cuisine, the Netherlands cuisine is really shit. maybe the German is as well but I think you have more variety. We do like our Frikandellen though VERY much.

Their most popular line of games is literally " simulator". What do you expect?

A German needs to work. Vacation is just a change of scenery.

Spain'd

they're looking for underground sausages

ah, so you're saying this is collective memory gives away their old habits? Mainly used in 40s to dig RE-A-LLY big holes for many people to fit into at once.

I used to dig holes on the beach as a kid. You guys don't understand how fun it is. Well at least until all the sand underneath collapses.

>dig too deep, too close to the shoreline
>it just fills up with water

the bane of my existence right there mate

rekt

They're reenacting operation overlord

We do something similar with snow in childhood. Built walls of ice bricks and fortresses. Couse we didn't have sand.

Because they're fucking retarded

Retarded people would do something that makes their life miserable and ot fun and enjoyable.

Feenländ

>On holiday in Spain as a child with family
>We are on the beach
>I walk off a bit to look around, parents watching I guess
>Notice group of guys (about 16-18) digging a big hole in the sand
>Run over and ask what they are doing in my broken 12 year old english
>they all stop at the same time, and turn to face me
>'sorry, german only'
>one of them taps another on the shoulder
>they consult each other in German
>the guy turns to me again
>'come here, we need tester'
>get excited, run over and jump into the hole
>'you can see your parents?'
>I turn, realise the hole is deep and I can't see out of it
>shake my head
>'then hole is success'
>the guy shoves me down into the corner and starts shoving sand over me
>start to panic
>suddenly hear my dads voice
>the guys pull me out of the hole
>'sorry sir, he came and jumped in'
>dad yells at me for ruining other peoples fun

>tfw I don't know but I think I was almost kidnapped by a German sand hole pedophile ring

They some times die doing it. My guess was a mating ritual, to show they digging abilities. They later compete with other males showing they red skins and drinking enormous quantities of cheap alchol to impress German females (or anything than resembles a female). The losers of those matchmaking practices can be found in pools of vomit and piss mumbling.

What?

Sort of like this? :^)

Fienländt

FUCKING GERMS RUINING MUH BEACHES
REEEEEEEEEE

Wud fuq

Aren't you going to get banned for CP for posting that?

The Dutch were just Low Germans for most of history. In the modern era, high german became more popular for writing in Northern Germany (and thus the Low German dialects lost importance there) while the people in the Netherlands codified their variety of Low German into their own language.

That is considered CP in america? A few chubby germans and a girl than wear a swimmi-suit even a prude would think to much in Spain?

I legit didn't even consider that, I just wanted to post a picture of a bunch of people in a hole and picked that quickly cause it was actually good quality compared to the other picture I found on google

Someone pls delete the pic in op...

Don't underestimate America's autism

Dunno but our affection to digging holes is kept up quite early in our education.

Pic related is required reading for every 6th class student

wtf

Who the fuck even goes to Turkey for vacation other than the people you rarely see outside of their commie block ghetto apart from their occasional excursions to the job center or the local Lidl?

>his country didnt participate in the trench warfare of ww1

Jesus Christ i thought you were allied to Saudi Arabia just for their oil. Fucking prudes

>Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?
Because you let them. They wouldn't be allowed to do it in private beaches, they'd have the management slapping them all the way back to Germany.

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Jewish gold lurks below the sand

Istanbul is actually a top 5 tourist destination in Europe.

Not true. There are areas that spoke and speak low German in the Netherlands. But only in the east. Dutch is an ancient old language that you can date back to the 6th century when old dutch was spoken. Yes dutch is an Germanic language but so is English. It has nothing to do with what Germany is today.

Nononono. It's not me, it's the mods.

I was more thinking of their archaeology expeditions in North Africa, but that works too

I reminded a word Nanking

Dutch was a German dialect, just not low saxon but low franconian.

k E k

calm down ferdinand marcos

>tfw no English subs for Bespredel

ah, if i could be arsed and/or 15 years-old neet, i'd go for wasting my time, delivering dem subs.

Fuck, maybe someone else has an arse to spare on this task? Request on movie Sup Forums or something.

I already explained that like thousand times here.

We don't like to sit on the hot sand, so we dig out the top layer of the beach to sit on the cool layer and compensate our body temperature.

A germanic dialect not a german dialect

>h2O + sun = fun


that has to be the most german t-shirt in existence

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That's not the standard system. This one is.

No, it was just a dialect.

>trenchniggers

So by your logic English is also just a German dialect?

>German "Humour"

>Camping Manager

Looks nice.

their beaches are kinda lacking though, being non existant in istanbul and all

Just admit you were cucked by Germans w33dm4n

Yes like your graphic shows its not a High German dialects, but it's more linked to Low German continuum, that despite the name is not exactly as "German" (like Gallo Italic dialects are not exactly Italian either); these mostly have been separated from High German, they've take different routes, with conservatisms and other evolutions.. If we say it's just a dialect, we could even say that English is a dialect of German

>not digging holes at the beach
how does it feel to be inferior in every way?

I refuse to associate with the filth thats called Germany

post pic of favourite beach shovel

advanced autism

aspergers

Speaking as a German splinter cell, we are waiting for WWIII when the shlomos and cucks are finally finished thanks to Darwin Award. Tunisia and Libya, here we come.

Are the holes for housing the Syrian refugees?

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I dig it.

HAHAHHA never change Grandpa!

Bitch, Americans dig holes in beaches. So do Canadians. It's not a big deal

Nothing more satisfying than digging a massive hole