Northerners are subhuman edition
/brit/
cara
Midlands masterrace
Where have you been lad
>buying clothes
haha
>Kelso
The meme that never delivers
cob masterrace
>wearing runt clothes
binned
this 2bh
Get hype
>tfw no tesco gf to help you shoplift
Shut up you absolute splinter
Isn't that one of the better clubs? Seemed pretty expensive at least.
>He spends any amount of his money on cotton body coverings
>Not getting them all for christmas and birthdays
Where I work pretty much everyone is single and earns a fuck load so the car park is filled with peng cars
Couple of people have new Teslas too
finally about to have sex
Can't get hard
What do?
Wew.
Caught a Slowpoke on my way to work.
Was well chuffed.
>Brits
>white
AYY LMAO
Ah yes, the drug-filled nonce-laden 'gig scene'. Excellent.
I'm also the cob-poster.
More echos inc.
Allegedly, but it's always been shit when I've gone in. The lads fucking rave about it all the time.
>Communist
>Works at Tesco
Ah yes
the 6'4 brick shithouse wouldn't stand a chance
He's a big guy
willy smells weird
janny did it
What's your favourite pub in Loughborough lads? Not going to tell you which one I work at just in case I somehow get identified as a Sup Forums user, but if you mention it I'll feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Piss off splinter
yeh all the state sponsored supermarkets weren;t hrigin
howling at this post
Why are Serbians so smart?
lol where should she work??
proles have to earn money to live
lads I need a picture to put on my new mouse mat lads
post suggestions
>he doesn't go to good clubs to dance to techno until noon the next day
spoons
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She's prettier than that ugly Serb with the man jaw
Oh dear, how long was your holiday for
>No "Batch"
>Fucking "Barm" and "Teacake" which no one has ever used in their life
Why are these maps so memey?
>mouse mat
if it is the tap and clapper you should kys btw
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i thought you people have, like, less than 5% of your income spending on food? Granted, they probably calculate the avg. by mashing together the jobless hacks, working class and CEOs, but still.
3 days, was very weird too he blocked me for like 4 posts at once and then got banned for a completely different one hours before
>spoons
>map autism
reported
you shouldnt have that yet
.t Ahmed
thanks, took me 2 minutes to make that.
>black
>human
top kek
we literally used barm cake and teacake all the time up north m8
never heard of this batch shit
L E F T
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I'm confused. People are pissed off that Leadsom said she has children and Theresa May doesn't? Is that it? Literally who gives a fuck
1,4,2,3
>EU
>paki lovers
Pick 2
does 4 have a body?
Leadson said she'd be a better PM than May because she has kids and MAy doesn't.
Got kicked out of the club when they noticed my shoes cost less than £200 yesterday. Was livid.
>Teacake
But it's not a cake and there's no tea????
>Serbs
>White
at least the lass on the left looks about half white
2,1,4,3
I can help you.
Go to Counters hot deli, pick up a whole chicken. Now get something expensive you want, without being xbox huge and make sure it isn't tagged.
Now scan the chicken on a self-serve, and place both/ all items on the scale. The chicken weights for deli chickens are all levels of fucked up, in terms of the range it allows, so it doesn't trigger the check the scales shit.
>there are northerners in this thread RIGHT NOW
Sickening
Memes aside I am legit racist, I can't see those as proper people I just can't. I used to work in the Job Centre and would have to deal with Somalis and it's like communicating with an animal.
ah yeah that's right being a virgin is now a medical condition and clearly a very traumatic experience
bastard weak, runt redditors
W-w-which spoons? Moon and Bell or Amber Rooms?
>shoplifting
Archetypal runt behaviour
>putting 1 behind anyone
I'd put her infront of 2,3,4 and myself, if you understand the meaning of what I just said?
anyone else have that feeling where you don't fit in anywhere?
regardless of the situation or people i never feel included or comfortable unless i'm by myself
>people thinking cops shoot people SIMPLY because they are black and all cops are secret KKK members
When will this meme end?
Glad I'm not American right now anyway haha
very nice will try it with an expensive bottle of booze
need a wee but mum's got her friends over so i can't leave my room
knew i shouldn't have thrown out my piss bottles
This is some shit a nigger would do
>I iz caryn my chicken gonna get dat expensive item shiieeeett
>thanks, took me 2 minutes to make that.
he doesn't know
2 girls in the middle were regulars at Powerbase desu, both wearing a full-face of makeup at all times and only doing squats, leg extensions, and other exercises for their arse. Pretty hot, but seemed very insecure desu.
Amber room burgers are GOAT
>Courtesan
You mean a whore?
needing to damage control this hard
so many butthurt replies on a picture that was supposed to be a joke
I guess the truth really stings, doesn't it brits
amber rooms
Bit concerned lads.
Might nip off to south africa for a while.
I've got family there.
>be american
>buy automatic rifle
>go to gun free zone
>shoot everyone
>they can't shoot back because gun free zone
>become a hero
me on the left
>not pissing out the window
goat shirt btw
>Might nip off to south africa for a while.
have fun being stabbed and raped
she fucking stood me up FUCK
>not having a piss sock
you pay for their time, anything that happens during that time is between two consenting adults
But the Serb ""woman"" really is uglier and less white than the Brit? I am not mad, I am from the first world my friend :))
>Dobby
>Catch Chase
>Had he hit
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Now that's haram
>how to spot a cheap slag
>bright red lipstick
Popping off to Singhsbury's you lads want anything?
Okay.
Tick masterrace
>Pakistan
>1st world
kek
>Dobby
Sounds like some northamptonshire shite.
It's fucking Revs, they're all cheap slags.
>Runts that call dinner "tea"
garlic nan bread
>dobby
wtf? i hate leicestershire now!
Carla
Unironically a bit drunk lads.