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Northerners are subhuman edition

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cara

Midlands masterrace

Where have you been lad

>buying clothes
haha

Ah yes, leave the EU and make white girls cry

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Thanks paki lovers

>Kelso

The meme that never delivers

cob masterrace

>wearing runt clothes

binned

this 2bh

Get hype

>tfw no tesco gf to help you shoplift

Shut up you absolute splinter

Isn't that one of the better clubs? Seemed pretty expensive at least.

>He spends any amount of his money on cotton body coverings
>Not getting them all for christmas and birthdays

Where I work pretty much everyone is single and earns a fuck load so the car park is filled with peng cars

Couple of people have new Teslas too

finally about to have sex
Can't get hard
What do?

Wew.

Caught a Slowpoke on my way to work.

Was well chuffed.

>Brits
>white

AYY LMAO

Ah yes, the drug-filled nonce-laden 'gig scene'. Excellent.

I'm also the cob-poster.

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Allegedly, but it's always been shit when I've gone in. The lads fucking rave about it all the time.

>Communist
>Works at Tesco

Ah yes

the 6'4 brick shithouse wouldn't stand a chance

He's a big guy

willy smells weird

janny did it

What's your favourite pub in Loughborough lads? Not going to tell you which one I work at just in case I somehow get identified as a Sup Forums user, but if you mention it I'll feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Piss off splinter

yeh all the state sponsored supermarkets weren;t hrigin

howling at this post

Why are Serbians so smart?

lol where should she work??

proles have to earn money to live

lads I need a picture to put on my new mouse mat lads

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>he doesn't go to good clubs to dance to techno until noon the next day

spoons

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She's prettier than that ugly Serb with the man jaw

Oh dear, how long was your holiday for

>No "Batch"
>Fucking "Barm" and "Teacake" which no one has ever used in their life

Why are these maps so memey?

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>mouse mat

if it is the tap and clapper you should kys btw

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i thought you people have, like, less than 5% of your income spending on food? Granted, they probably calculate the avg. by mashing together the jobless hacks, working class and CEOs, but still.

3 days, was very weird too he blocked me for like 4 posts at once and then got banned for a completely different one hours before

>spoons

>map autism

reported
you shouldnt have that yet

.t Ahmed

thanks, took me 2 minutes to make that.


>black
>human

top kek

we literally used barm cake and teacake all the time up north m8

never heard of this batch shit

L E F T
E
F
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I'm confused. People are pissed off that Leadsom said she has children and Theresa May doesn't? Is that it? Literally who gives a fuck

1,4,2,3

>EU
>paki lovers

Pick 2

does 4 have a body?

Leadson said she'd be a better PM than May because she has kids and MAy doesn't.

Got kicked out of the club when they noticed my shoes cost less than £200 yesterday. Was livid.

>Teacake

But it's not a cake and there's no tea????

>Serbs
>White
at least the lass on the left looks about half white

2,1,4,3

I can help you.

Go to Counters hot deli, pick up a whole chicken. Now get something expensive you want, without being xbox huge and make sure it isn't tagged.

Now scan the chicken on a self-serve, and place both/ all items on the scale. The chicken weights for deli chickens are all levels of fucked up, in terms of the range it allows, so it doesn't trigger the check the scales shit.

>there are northerners in this thread RIGHT NOW

Sickening

Memes aside I am legit racist, I can't see those as proper people I just can't. I used to work in the Job Centre and would have to deal with Somalis and it's like communicating with an animal.

ah yeah that's right being a virgin is now a medical condition and clearly a very traumatic experience

bastard weak, runt redditors

W-w-which spoons? Moon and Bell or Amber Rooms?

>shoplifting

Archetypal runt behaviour

>putting 1 behind anyone

I'd put her infront of 2,3,4 and myself, if you understand the meaning of what I just said?

anyone else have that feeling where you don't fit in anywhere?

regardless of the situation or people i never feel included or comfortable unless i'm by myself

>people thinking cops shoot people SIMPLY because they are black and all cops are secret KKK members

When will this meme end?

Glad I'm not American right now anyway haha

very nice will try it with an expensive bottle of booze

need a wee but mum's got her friends over so i can't leave my room

knew i shouldn't have thrown out my piss bottles

This is some shit a nigger would do

>I iz caryn my chicken gonna get dat expensive item shiieeeett

>thanks, took me 2 minutes to make that.
he doesn't know

2 girls in the middle were regulars at Powerbase desu, both wearing a full-face of makeup at all times and only doing squats, leg extensions, and other exercises for their arse. Pretty hot, but seemed very insecure desu.

Amber room burgers are GOAT

>Courtesan

You mean a whore?

needing to damage control this hard

so many butthurt replies on a picture that was supposed to be a joke

I guess the truth really stings, doesn't it brits

amber rooms

Bit concerned lads.
Might nip off to south africa for a while.
I've got family there.

>be american
>buy automatic rifle
>go to gun free zone
>shoot everyone
>they can't shoot back because gun free zone
>become a hero

me on the left

>not pissing out the window

goat shirt btw

>Might nip off to south africa for a while.
have fun being stabbed and raped

she fucking stood me up FUCK

>not having a piss sock

you pay for their time, anything that happens during that time is between two consenting adults

But the Serb ""woman"" really is uglier and less white than the Brit? I am not mad, I am from the first world my friend :))

>Dobby
>Catch Chase
>Had he hit

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Now that's haram

>how to spot a cheap slag
>bright red lipstick

Popping off to Singhsbury's you lads want anything?

Okay.

Tick masterrace

>Pakistan
>1st world

kek

>Dobby

Sounds like some northamptonshire shite.

It's fucking Revs, they're all cheap slags.

>Runts that call dinner "tea"

garlic nan bread

>dobby
wtf? i hate leicestershire now!

Carla

Unironically a bit drunk lads.