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are tim edition

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need you out of business sunshine

whats your favourite album of all time and track from an album?

album: youtube.com/watch?v=FehDvM6NCzw
track: youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8

Please explain the Nu-Male phenomena

please no more rorke/rasheed arguments

who would win a fight
janny or the dentist?

lads

cucks

Oestrogen in the water, mainly around the London area

Which one are yall?

effeminate men

you lot
out of business
now

Hiding their lack of masculinity with beards which then subverted actual masculine features.
Nu-Males are males pretending to be manly

>tfw southerner and but not a londoner

GOAT feel desu

youtube.com/watch?v=KavsLMcRq-4

ah yes, 10,000 videos on youtube

>Half way through my two weeks off work
>Still done fuck all

There's nowt to do in this shit country as it is, let alone when it's pissing down with rain.

Any suggestions?

northerners got internet infrastructure (paid for by the eu)

is the feeling after getting bummed anything like after you take a large shit? If so I can understand the gays

dre

...

I heard blackpool was a fun place at times

- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to a Utube Kareoke - the second to a Piano CD - then singing 'Human Nature' a Michael Jackson song while playing my Acoustic Guitar in the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 9th of July 2016
- Filmed in VGA
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street
- I show my Twitter - Facebook and date
- I mention my trip to the Oval on 22 June 2016 to audition for the Voice UK and show some pictures for it
- my Voice UK application number is: 2103-7-4129
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I describe some issues from when Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat on 7th of June 2016
- Stephen Elliot from Oxford Health visited my flat again 4th July 2016 with another meeting forced upon me - and made another for 4th August 2016
- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016 - and also that he made another appointment with me last week (Thur 30 June - although this is now postponed to this week) - to find another property for me after wanting to evict me from this one - he also asked me if I wanted to buy my rented flat on the 24th of June 2016 on his visit to my rented flat ??? and suggested I might contact the Solicitors for my brother's trust fund and ask if I could borrow money from the trust - this is very strange to me considering the way people around me have been behaving towards me such as the Dentist !

DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?

watching samsara lads

no spoilers

> Monday - 8:37pm
literally me: como estas seniorita B^)
> Tuesday - 2:25am
spanish girl: Hola
> Tuesday - 6:37pm
literally me: what would you say if i told that if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I closer together
> Yesterday - 5:49pm
spanish girl: Haha that was a good one

what do i say now i'm out of ideas and i know the brits are the best at picking up girls online

post some songs to get stood up to

honestly hope he gets sectioned
he needs it

Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.

Sex is overrated.

t. virgin

Ahh yes because non-whites cannot have racist thoughts

A COMPLETE BILK ON ME

>new YORK

one of the most important cities in the world is based on fucking YORK

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cheer up cunt

>Gtech lawnmower
>Gtech garden tools
>Gtech vacuums
>Gtech BIKE

Is there anything this madman won't invent?

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36745441

somebody needs to stop him

TIM RUN HE'S ON OF THEM

Saw this EXACT sequence of posts yesterday

*New Amsterdam

that fucking vocal sidechaining tim does fucking kills me

It was originally based on Amsterdam, hence the grid system

more angry than anything else
spent money and wasted time

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>- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016 - and also that he made another appointment with me last week (Thur 30 June - although this is now postponed to this week) - to find another property for me after wanting to evict me from this one - he also asked me if I wanted to buy my rented flat on the 24th of June 2016 on his visit to my rented flat ??? and suggested I might contact the Solicitors for my brother's trust fund and ask if I could borrow money from the trust - this is very strange to me considering the way people around me have been behaving towards me such as the Dentist !


poor bastard's gonna be homeless soon

You'll want some of this then

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pretty lads

why is my cold tapwater practically warm?

how does he get money? bennies?

>leather watch strap needs replacing every ~18 months due to the smell

fuck sakes, these things don't come cheap.

have settled on this
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liar

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>leather watch strap needs replacing every ~18 months due to the smell

>fuck sakes, these things don't come cheap.

>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>heaven knows i'm miserable now

hmm

*pours treacle over your keyboard*

Normies normies put them in a bin

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Looks like it's /GF2017/ again lad

lucy never came

...

just ate a rustlers burger
had to take the bacon off it though, didnt want to chunder

NOT very well. By september it'll be fine though cos i'll be at a different uni and finally get laid

banter

fuck sake lad still loads of time

not great tbqh

awful singing 2bh

Runts runts insufferable cunts

after a successful /gf2016/ we split up in January :(

she has a new bf and I haven't spoken to another girl since

was just listening to this wahey (thanks ed)

Leadsom MUST step down after her disgusting comments

i didn't lose the war

Yeah nah

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>Eagle To Challenge Corbyn For Labour Leadership

it's like they don't want to win anymore

*2015 even

Leadsom is a posh Sarah Palin

Very well
I obtained one recently

...

youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c dry your eyes mate x

It's not (You), it's me

Hillary "Kill All White People" Clinton

tim gimmick is ruined

you guys exposed it

Always wondered what Australians thought of us, hate us, like us?

eagle doesn't stand a chance, she even fucked up her announcement

Why did you split up? if you don't mind answering

will be quite upset if hillery wins

it was awful to begin with

one of the worst gimmicks I've ever seen here

completely shit and boring

shut up

No

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>- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen

I need you out of business sunshine

sad but true

Any of you lads served?

I was thinking about applying to the British Army, how much would I be hated for it? What are the bants like?

drifted apart, bored of eachother. regret it now as It was better than nothing, can't stop thinking about her now

Yeah like I reckon

Must be weird if you're a dad and your daughter gets pregnant.

Knowing that your baby girl has had some sweaty lad blow a huge load onto her cervix.

IM NOT TRYIN TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
YOU'RE FIT BY MY GOSH DONT YOU KNOW IT