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Based janny non chinky edition

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You lads see much furfags?

pandering won't get you anywhere

doing a poo

>5:30
>qualifying still not on 4od
ree reee reeeeeeeeeeeee

>American express

Aren't they those credit cards which literally aren't accepted anywhere?

Ahh yes

cringe

next person to post cara is a bender

meme card

off my head on adderall and piss lads

cara

doing a listen

post pics or FOB

ah yes, tell me about all those blacks being murdered by police in the uk

just had a piss

i reckon i smell even more like piss now

Reddit really is better.

Based Theresa May is slowly cleaning up British culture before finally becoming PM and pushing forward real reforms that will ban everything she doesn't like. I'm glad the UK will look like Saudi Arabia, no degenracy!

Long live the Conservatives.

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>go to Aylesbury today
>haven't been for years
>foreigners fucking EVERYWHERE
>literally every other person is a paki woman with 10 children or a nigger
>sit down and have my lunch outside
>niggers rapping through a loudspeaker
>get approached by a woman inviting me to a gospel evening
>all the shops have all changed
>both shopping centres are basically unrecognisable

Not fucking going there again. Used to be my childhood shopping there but now it's been ruined fucking hell.

>Due to the glans's high sensitivity, direct stimulation to it is not always pleasurable; instead, direct stimulation to the hood or the areas near the glans are often more pleasurable, with the majority of females preferring to use the hood to stimulate the glans, or to have the glans rolled between the lips of the labia, for indirect touch

Circumcised jews BTFO

you're all invited to the gymkhana session in tesco car park tonight

fucking hell

There are three willies on that page

lol fucks sakes my gf is coming over in 15 minutes and I'm still in my pyjamas haha

going to bring my bbq and kpop playlist

no

You don't need to earn any set level to get one lad, just costs £140 per year after the first year (will cancel it).

22k Amex points if you spend 2k in 3 months. Good deal pham.

>mfw that yank who was too shit for rallying so drives round a car park really fast

godsend for someone with a pornography addiction like me

hmmm

>people unironically support this cunt

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jul/09/i-fear-my-14-year-old-son-will-kill-me-one-day

Autists should be put down.

*winds up the microwave* anyone fancy a brew?

Ever find people on Facebook you're related to but you have absolutely no idea who they are?

need to take someone up my chuff pronto

why does no one play adversary mode on gta5 any more? hunter vs hunted was the shit

>Blacks kill blacks in Chicago year in year out
>Police officers kill more whites than blacks on average per year
>A Chinese policeman shoots a black
>BLM protests against the rampant racism and brute force of the American police against blacks
>Whites as a whole must address their racism

This is the current narrative in America

really need a film to watch

Why can't they just put more emphasis on advising parents to use parental controls on the internet? This bill is extreme

He was INNOCENT blud

i'm a swedish cuckold who likes sucking dark brown cock

pisses me off that shops close early tomorrow why cant they just get immigrants to work shit shifts

rly cba to do my shoppign today

what the frick is an x-rated scene?

jeremy corbin is a good lad why do they want to replace him

b urself :^)

Reminder that Andrea Leadsom will make shops close all day on the Sabbath.

Lads is sershlad back yet

too far left

Try going to Wycombe m8 lol

He's dead, they found his drugged up body at the side of Norming Lake in Normingtonville

i love african cum

people get upset about meaningless shit like him saying he doesn't like the monarchy

so they'd rather carry on getting cucked by global elites forever

yes, however I can't see Eagle being any more popular

is that fucking novelist at the front

Nice did they find his body fucking your mum?

want to be in a pool with an attractive girl on my shoulders and have a chickenfight with another couple

why is he pulling a screwface at his daughters grave baka mans a chief uno

LEGALISE WEED
E
E
D

He's a topshop man, he's a dan aka the bossman, man.

>people get upset about meaningless shit like him saying he doesn't like the monarchy

Novelist is a spastic.

Ah yes, I'm a middle class white boy that listens to grime. VERY impressive

Obviously not since he's pushing up daisies

LEGALISE WEE

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moderatley pissed

would probably suck a willy if i was propose now

ahh yes Ah yes, I'm a middle class white boy that listens to grime, supports the BLM matters movement and speaks in jamaican colloquialisms. VERY impressive.

nah, that's not me

want my mum to go to work raaagh

need the house free so I can fuck my girlfriend silly

imagine an adult actually playing pokemon

disgusts me 2bh

is ur mom called daisy?

BBC talk radio is based, i listen while playing Euro Truck Simulator 2. I'd say its better than the American National Public Radio.

>Nos a Gulielmo victi victoris patriam liberavimus
We, defeated by William, have freed the winning country.

in memoriam of Operation Overlord

>tfw Im always the one asking friends to do something
>if I didnt ask them, they wouldnt bother

Try to suck your own lad, it's right there just waiting

You dont need her to leave to fuck your fist

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Yes

Ah yes, I'm a middle class white boy that listens to kpop very impressive.

what did you mean by this?

only listen to bbc 5 live 2bh

it's so fucking warm lads

You dont need her to leave to fuck your fist aka your hand aka your palm

why not just become a trucker?

What do you do in eurotruck simulator?

I couldn't really get into it and I have a steering wheel and trackIR, so I imagine playing without these would make it even more boring.

Just bought these at my local Tesco t b h

It says on the package: "Most loved British biscuits". Is it true?

They taste quite alright btw

>'''''''''''''''''Ruff sound'''''''''''''''''

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oh.

no, I have a gf believe it or not haha

forget that the uk even has black people in it, thanks england for letting them in

DA MANDEM ARE IN JAILS, DA MANDEM ARE DEAD, WE NEED TO END THIS INSTUTIONAL RACISM, ALL MY MANDEMS DINDU NUFFIN

#ABOLISHPOLICE
#ABOLISHJAILS

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck "wavey garms" are and why is everyone at uni so damn obsessed with them

Yes, probably the best selling branded biccies in the country.

>boxed

the fuck

marek, do domu

ram people on the multiplayer mode

quite amusing

gotta look hard as fuck

>biccies
triggered

alternatively we abolish the """mandem"""

Me on the left

yes, dip it in your zywiec