You're at a cybersecurity conference when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

>you're at a cybersecurity conference when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do Sup Forums?

I beat the fucking shit out of him, like any sane man would

i'd challange him to build a 4k machine that can play PUBG

I would not believe my eyes

>cybersecurity conference
>girlfriend

Who would you say sponsored you before you begin beating his lanky body to a pulp?

Ask him why he invented Linux

I would kick his ass and ask his coworker guy if he wants to join in because it seems like he hates him too.

Watch helplessly as he uses his alpha male swagger and internet fame to fuck my girlfriend right in front of me and then invite onlookers to jizz on her.

Wonder why an aircraft mechanic is at a cybersec conference, then watch as my girlfriend blacks his eye.

Didn't this guy kill himself coz his shitty band sucks?

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

who are you quoting

why is my gf there

He is like 4 foot tall, it wouldn't be hard to fight him

who shooped his neck hmmm? go back to /fit/ faglord i aint takin the neck pill

You forgot to add:
>Linus

not
>you're at a cybersecurity conference when this guy roots your girlfriend's box
one job faggot

That's what he's gonna do later tonight if you don't beat his ass right now, nerd

what would this consumerist whore be doing in a cybersecurity conference?

>slaps your boyfriend's ass
ftfy

>Girlfriend slaps her own ass
What's up, dear?

Noctua.

Fuck his gook wife in the ass

grab his ass.

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tread on hes toes as you know full well this fuckin cuck is wearing sandals!

>cyber security conference
>linus box reading in 8k cinema ultra
you what?

I have a girlfriend?

>Implying that he would slap your girlfriends ass instead of letting you fuck his wife while he watches

get on my knees and beg him to fuck my wife
give him the keys to my hotel and jack off in the bathroom thinking about it

Is this terminator..?

go home linuslets

you told us you browse Sup Forums when building that $69 dollar pc.... we are mounting an operation against you as you speak

I would thank him for getting me gf

Who cares, he's gay.

Ask him why he bought an overpriced camcorder just to complain about how overpriced it is.

Because he's a fucking idiot who doesn't understand technology, he literally pays people to research and write for him.

See his data loss video for more insight

why did they shop his neck thicker

extra T H I C C

How would you tell him to improve?

Ask him why he's hitting on a white girl and not the fish heads his beta cuck ass is used to.

eww, why would you do that tho

I thought Linus was gay for the longest time.

It's currently year, gays can have haffu kids.

Me too. I was actually surprised to find out he was married to a woman.

Pick my girlfriend back up from the floor, I can't believe Linus dropped a fucking person.

It's an asian woman it barely counts.

bribe him and ask him to review it

tell him to lay off the coffee and think before doing shit, the guy is a walking adderall pill

Be extatic that I finally have a good reason to slap linus's flat whiteguy ass

Because he's a skinny fucking dweeb who struggles lifting anything over 25lbs.

Linus shills need to get fucked on Sup Forums.

Hire someone with a voice that doesn't sound like they are stuck in perpetual puberty.