Fellow NATO cunts, do you feel safe knowing that the USA has your back?

Fellow NATO cunts, do you feel safe knowing that the USA has your back?

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someone from finland post

Do you have Australia's back?

We have our own back but thanks

no, and i also hope we can get out of this useless shit and declare ourselves neutral so we dont have to waste more money in weapons

ish

Thanks for the planes lads.

oh yes please do protect us. we proudly contribute to NATO with our 5 servicemen, 1 tug boat and a horse

No, but I have

I have been summoned. What is it that you need to know?

I love Brazil.

Love 'Straya

It's not like anyone was actually planing on invading us. We're good man, thanks anyway

ÍSLAND ÚR NATO OG HERINN BURT for life

USA is shit though

pretty sure he saw Norway on the map and figured it was finland. Americans..

No,all the refugees mass immigration was caused by your shitty wars

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Dont worry America
We have your back too

Nah, they know we're being bullied by russia and a hairs trigger away from filing for membership.

reminder that NATO is a Cold War relic and can't handle Russia's salami tactics

We're friends of Russia, we don't need to be in this fucking useless shit. I hope we leave it soon.

Don't worry we have lots of anti-salami forces

do Icelandic chicks like swarthy Italians? I might visit

>swarthy Italian

kek

I wasn't talking to you, fake Germany

Turkey downs a Russian Sukhoi for violation etc.
Freaks the shit out
>has our back
Thanks 'Merica

our knights in shining armor! Thanks Iceland!

all women like men from other cultures. cause they're stupid fucks
But for real. Downtown Reykjavík at nnight is the easiest place to get your dick wet on earth

>can't even control it's own niggers
>has our back

No, not really, but I don't see it as likely that we'd be attacked/invaded by anyone either. If Russia actually wanted to wreck us they could've and would've done so weeks before NATO had mobilized.

Go fuck yourself Finland

Get the fuck out of here Singapore. Who even are you

This.

I wish you collapse you.
Vote Hillary pls.

>All Nordic women are the biggest sluts on Earth. Worse than even American or Australian women.
What the fuck is wrong with your women? How do you tolerate being cuckolds?

Ok iceland

>USA has your back?
guffaw

Yes, thanks America for pax americana.

Lol. A man has no responsibility for other women. If its not your gf why the fuck should you care?

>Earn the ire of Russia by being dumb kebabs and shooting down planes
>"WOW WHY WON'T THE US ENGAGE IN A LAND WAR WITH RUSSIA WTF I HATE AMERICA NOW"
cockroach

They aren't sluts by nature. There's no such thing. It all depends on the men around them.
Is America having trouble with their women?

kek

>bringing down your own destruction by chimping out in Syria

Is that..a plane giving a speech?

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Don't worry I never intend on going to Turkey.

Neither does my country's military. top kek.

Do most people in USA(other than Sup Forums autists) really want turkey to be kicked out of NATO?

fixed

Most Americans couldn't even point to Turkey on a map with labels.

why should I let you protect us when you couldn't even beat Vietnam

If you're so smart, why don't you do if, oh wait, brexit

then tell them filthy whites in incirlik to fuckoff
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YANKEE GO HOME!

>USA has your back.

This actually scares me.

nope

>Controlling niggers
>Implying
Have you been to France recently?

Their blacks are about to win a euro football title.

Yours are shooting at cops for shooting innocent people you filthy american

HAHAHAHAHAHA sure

never change europe

well america can go fuck themselves

top kek my friend

kinda

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The lone Nigger in Iceland

fellow nato cunts, how does it feel having a freeloader in your midst? a country with 0 soldiers?

unfortunately there are a lot more than one nigger in Iceland

Actually Turkey might have USA's back.

>Their top tier blacks are about to win the Euro
Wat about the average French nigger?

Why should we protect you when you couldn't even beat a bunch of dirt farmers in the US?

Smdh useless fucking allies

Most Americans don't even know who is in NATO. It doesn't matter, we'll pay for your military anyway because of muh big bad Russia

Literary who

Meh

send more soldiers m8
thank you

ok kid

isn't NATO's harbormaster a canadian?

>coast guard
>not the military

t b h, fishing turf wars are actually pretty common in the north atlantic, even in modern times

none were as hard fought or impactful as the cod wars though

>First Cod war
>no casualties
>Second Cod War
>1 engineer killed
>some damaged vessels and a wounded trawlerman
kek

Yo, I used to live there

fishing disputes don't commonly have any casualties
the third cod war was the hardest fought of them all yet the only casualty was in the second cod war

Why in the fuck do we have so much reserve?

What... the... fuck... Iceland

FUCK OFF YANKEE

Of course

No u lol

>our

Just kidding, you know youre in the family

If every Pole had American marine in his house, it would make us feel safe.

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>Poland
>120,000 Active
>515,000 Reserve
What the fuck are you doing Poland?

Fuck off

those aren't even troops but members of the coast guard since we have no armed forces
our defence is entirely in the hands of NATO and the United States in particular

I want a strong black bull protecting me from evil

t. weak Polish boy

If your military doesnt consist of at least a million people, youre pretty much a non-country

>we have to defend a useless rock in the middle of the ocean
Why is my country so fucking pathetic holy shit

>Our defense is entirely in the hands of the United States
Where do I find an Icelandic GF as tribute for my services?
t. American military

>Iceland population in 2013 was 323,000
What did he mean by this?

it was the US who instigated it and have always been very keen on maintaining it following the WW2 occupation since Iceland is the single best stop for planes traveling between Europe and America
it's not as relevant now but for much of the 20th century it was a very important stop hub for short-medium range war planes

Iceland is a non-country though. It was belongs to Denmark :^)

the US airbase was closed in 2006 but Washington has hinted they want to reopen it so try to be stationed here if it actually happens

say that to my face irl and see what happens fuccboi

What do the people think of the US's presence there?

>Iceland is a non-country though
>says the Amerifat
LMAO
A country without borders isn't a country gringo

You're pathetic.

controversial
Iceland is a founding member of NATO and the 1949 protest to it is the biggest riot in Icelandic history and the best known slogan of Icelandic poilitics ever is "Iceland out of NATO, away with the [US] army!" (flows better in Icelandic)

in general leftists oppose it while right wingers are in favor of it
the right wing parties have dominated Icelandic politics for most of the 20th century so the government has always been supportive of it and even protested a lot when Bush decided to close the base

Why does your country want to have no military?
You threw out the Jews and their banks a long time ago so I think you need some brodekshun :---DDdd

>the 1949 protest to it is the biggest riot in Icelandic history
Damn

>in general leftists oppose it while right wingers are in favor of it
That seems to be common everywhere in the West

>the government has always been supportive of it and even protested a lot when Bush decided to close the base
Why though?

it's cheaper
also we have a population of 330,000
barring an invasion from Greenland or the Faroe Islands it's not like any armed forces could form an effective resistance to any attack
Iceland has never in its history had an army and never even been a real part of a war, being a part of Denmark for most of history and never being conscripted into the Danish army

>Why though?
literally money
having a few hundred/thousand American troops spending foreign money was a major source of income for the town it was in
also the right wing parties here have a major boner for the US and would do anything to please uncle Sam