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doing a poo

Why?

Business idea:

legalise green

me and the lads

all very good lads

lads and the me

>Farage offered £250,000 to go on I'm a celebrity

hmm

it already exists, þ þ þ þ þ þ þ

ancient gimmick

experiencing significant levels of FOMO right now

tþh

Someone redpill me on mustard

lads how do i change from pay as you go to a contract
sort of want to be able to have internet outside

>Start exercising
>Get progressively weaker
wew lads something isn't right

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Who /kingbillyonthewall/ here?

dijon > english

i'm ashamed to say but it's true

Go into the service providers shop and ask them? That's what I'd do anyway.

Fantastic edition.

I personally feel someone who can't get a job isn't as pathetic to society as someone who has skills and intellect but chooses to effectively demote themselves by taking on a more "creative " like being a youtube presenter or webcomic "artist".

english is the worst everyone knows that

i need the deeper truth

call them?

I strongly hold the belief that it is your genes that shape- although not fully control- your destiny and life.
Hypergamy, LMS (looks money status), and all these other common phenomenons related to attraction are simply a result of women (and men!) trying to achieve the best genetic combination of children. A lot of people on this forum get enraged by these phenomenons, because they are thought of "unfair", but it is simply an evolutionary mechanism to produce the best children possible.
Alpha well-genetically-endowned men will be sought after by women, and they like lions will have their pick from any women they wish. If you are incredibly fortunate, you will be a child of a genetically supreme male. You'll inherit his strong hairline, broad shoulders, large musculature, strong jaw, handsome features, height, large hands wrists and feet, deep voice and intelligence. Most important of all, you will inherit his high sex drive, a trademark of good genes - your high sex drive will push you towards women and producing children, something that nature favors.
For these lucky young men and women, life always turns out alright. They could grow up in absolutely broken homes, they could fail out of college, they could get a DUI, they could be a stoner in their youth, and yet, at the end of the day, all works out. The reason for this is genetically strong human has nothing to fear: he doesn't worry about what people think of his receding hairline, since he doesn't have one, courtesy of his father. She doesn't worry what people think of her small breasts or fat waist, since she has a natural hourglass figure and large breasts, courtesy of her mother.
For these lucky few, life is a wild, wonderful adventure. They fully enjoy high school, college, and even life beyond, and when time comes to settle down, have children and build their careers, they are content. They have had their share of tight pussy and cool friends.

this 2bh

good lad tbcfhwy

Shittest condiment going.

t. lazy neet

you can do it online just search sim only contracts and you're away

*returns the mustard gift set I bought*

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Compare this closely to a the life of a genetically inferior male or female. When a genetically inferior man or woman conceives a child, the child is doomed to a poor life quality from the start. You'll inherit your early male pattern baldness, your low testosterone, your narrow shoulders, your ugly features, your acne-scared skin, your tiny muscles, your small feminine wrists and hands. A genetically inferior female is stricken by other maladies such as genetic obesity, small breasts, low estrogen, and a general homely and ugly appearance.
The most important trait that a genetically inferior human has is a low sex drive. Have you ever notice how alpha males and females tend to have high sex drives, and actually DESIRE at a sexual level the opposite sex? Actually WANT to have sex with them, instead of merely fulfilling their sexual release through masturbation and internet pornography? Now notice a beta male and female. They don't actually possess a sex drive, and merely engage in sex due to societal pressure. They don't actually want to have sex with the opposite gender any more than masturbation. Simply put, libido is very low.
Perhaps the most important feature of an genetic alpha male/female is the ability to "trust yourself". They have a deep inner confidence, because they have no excuse to fail - they don't have a crutch to rely on like beta males ("if only my hairline wasn't such ****, if only I wasn't so skinny, why oh why do I have acne"). This frees a genetic human, since it occurs to them "Why am I avoiding this? Theres no reason I can't attract people of the opposite sex or be successful, I'm a strong, handsome tall man with a great hairline, I have all the TOOLS FOR SUCCESS". Of course this is subconcious, but it affects them all the same.

>I still can't go out and catch Pokémon officially
Fuck sake lads. I just want to realise my childhood dreams.

>having pay as you go in 2016

genuine runt

dijon = wholegrain > English >>>>>>>>>> Yank ''''''''mustard''''''''

Secret insider tip: Dijonnaise

With this thought in mind, take a look at the difference of quality of life between a genetic inferior human and superior one (I'll use men since most posters here are male and can relate). A genetically well-endowed male will have many friends growing up, have his parents fawning over him, excel in sports, and have a great, complete high school experience full of girls, sports, and drugs. He will most likely attend a "cool" college, where he will have one of the greatest times of his life, the fabled "college experience", full of joining the best fraternities on campus, going to bars each weekend, and having sex with beautiful college girls almost every day, while raging hard on the weekends with blow, alcohol and weed. After college, he'll fight his way up the corporate ladder to some succesful position, overcoming his earlier disadvantage of going to a bad (but cool) college because simply put people naturally respect genetically prime humans and want to be around them/see them succeed. He will marry a pretty woman who also has genes, a subconcious evolutionary decision. His children will resemble him and her, and likely be popular, good-looking, athletic and succesful. They will actually love their parents, because how could they hate someone who allowed them to win the genetic lottery? Once again, their parents gave them all the tools needed for success and happiness - a set of good genes.

>Put glass in kitchen for 5 minutes
>Gone
>Car gets blocked in all the time

Ah yes living in a house share very impressive.

how long after you stop smoking weed do you start to feel normal again?

because i feel the same as ever

yank mustard is severely underrated

i think because it's so delicious people feel guilty about liking it

about 2 weeks

>ewww mustard!
>no I don't like seafood actually
>wine is for women
>well done please
>Ah no olives on the pizza thanks
>do you have any ketchup?
>milk and two sugars ta

3-4 weeks before you start to feel better.

A genetically inferior male? He will grow up skinny and small, weak and pasty and ugly. He will not have many friends, and will spend the majority of his childhood playing video games with his other nerdy, genetically inferior friends. He will not have sex with girls in high school, although due to his low sex drive he won't really feel the need to. He will most likely attend a small, smart college where the kids don't party and will miss out on his "college experience", something that he will regret for his entire life. He will miss out on the chance to party, have copious amounts of sex, and in general enjoy the one time in his life with no responsibilities. He will marry a plain girl who doesn't possess the best of genes, but society's "everyone gets married" pressure will get the best of him. His children will likely resemble him - ugly, weak, beta, and plagued with genetic problems like fatness, baldness, and asthma. They will not be popular, always just a "friend" and never a "lover". They will secretly hate their father and mother for leaving them this awful genetic curse, this doom from the day they were born that is as intrinsic to them as their own souls - the DNA within their cells.

back from the concert lads

mayostard > mustardayonnaise

Everytime I went to a Pokestop there loads of black guys and pakis around.

Think I'm the only white man playing this game

still 2 weeks to go i guess

How tragic it is to see a genetic inferior male attempt to "beat" the curse of bad genes. You'll see them in the gym, attempting to lift heavy weights in order to improve their tiny musculature, doing wrists curls to increase the size of their pathetic 6 inch wrists. They'll take hairloss drugs to slow down piebalding, which will occur in their late teens/early 20s, far earlier than their "normal" alpha male counterparts who even those predisposed to balding will maintain NW1 hairlines until 35-40. They'll wear glasses for their myopia, and even take Melanotan to tan their pale, fast-wrinkling skin. What an atrocity it is for a genetically inferior male to disguise his weak genes through plastic surgery - imagine the look of horror on his wife when she realizes her children are genetically inferior from her husbands weak disguised genetic code.
We are born the same and die the same, but what we do in between is vastly different and determined by the very STRUCTURE of us- our DNA. In closing, do you have good genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of fun, sex, and success. If you fall, don't worry, you have no excuse to fail and all the tools for success, simply pick yourself up and "work harder". Do you have bad genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of struggle, anguish, frustration, and in general failure. Everything will not "work out" for you without extreme effort, and any girl you happen to have sex with will be a fluke rather than raw sexual attraction.
You cannot change this. Your DNA is ironclad, locked within your cells in a space so tiny that even the most powerful microinjectors cannot pry apart the DNA strands. Your life, your being, the very "you" is shaped from the day you were born.
And the curtain falls and the stage goes dark. Such, gentlemen, is life. It is not fair, it is not right. It simply is what is.

asda tewkesbury mustard T B H

sounds like they're messing you about

*returns the mustard gas canister I bought*

all me

How can you download it early?

all films are intrinsically fake
people in real life don't interact and speak to each other like we see in films

everything is perfect, smooth, staged, fake

makes every film shit and unrealistic

Makes shitty pop rap beats that all sound the same

They're bilking him.

Google Pokemon Go APK

Download the app

It's fun, first thing in ages that made me want to leave the house on the weekend. Turns out my town has a WW1 memorial I never knew about because it's now a Pokemon gym

>playing online game
>very tense, feel anxious
>pop a benzo
>anxiety turns to exhilleration
is this what being normal feels like?

>Turns out my town has a WW1 memorial I never knew about because it's now a Pokemon gym
wdhmbt

fuck that haha might as well keep smoking

if you've got something that works why change it i suppose

>Living in a house with random people you don't know.

Wait why would you do this?

>being this insecure

Have you seen anyone else playing it yet? Apparently it's a full blown phenomena in America right now.

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I've seen people walking around with their phone in their hand and checking it close to pokespots / gyms

I can't prove they were playing it, but I believe they were

But it's more likely than not they're going to be complete dickheads.

where is this video filmed

need to gf one of these

There is NOTHING more runt than being a picky eater. Nothing.

i couldnt even if i wanted to

it's a gamble i'll admit. On my first year in uni i lived with a really decent bloke and two of the most horrible fucking cunts i've ever met

normies are immune to emotional pain

all these fucking asians

>america
>white

because you are poor

>Adults playing a childrens game

What about being the smallest and weakest of the litter?

I saw someone suggest it's in Irvine, LA because that area is apparently pretty much just Asia.

americans seem like a bunch of nonces desu

Got a bad feeling about ISIS and the kick ball final tomorrow lads

Why would you feel tense and anxious playing games?

lol

Agree. Food babbies are the fucking pits.

What should I get from the chinky? thinking chicken chow mein or crispy lamb in black pepper sauce

nah
/fr/ is pretty chill, for one

>people disliking pokemon

what are you, povvo cunts who couldn't afford it when you were younger?

I can't really knock it. There's a bunch of NEETs getting out of the house for the first time in ages and making friends thanks to it.

New idea

there's a muslim team playing so it should be ok

>USA

I'll pass

yanks are literally just fucking reddit in human form

Why are normies so inconsiderate lads?

I'm out

pretty sure IS dont care about killing muzzies

very impre33ive, I like it

What do you guys think about yes minister?

british comedy is best comedy

American teenager was chasing a pokemon and found a dead body

Several people have received motoring charges for pokemonning on the move.

Aussie police had to warn people to stop coming in just to get pokeballs and catch Sandshrews

There'll be a fatality sooner rather than later

Don't think I'd meet many Asian qts playing Pokemon GO around here.

Anyone got a business idea on what I can have for tea?

They killed a load of muslims the other week. Didn't they blow up mecca or something?

autism

normies literally have the extrovert equivalent of autism

coz you gotta keep your cool and not make a mistake for 3-5 minutes
if you do it's over and gotta restart
doing well mounts on the pressure right up until the end
also I'm recording it for YT