Half of Belgium speaks _____, the other half speaks gibberish

Half of Belgium speaks _____, the other half speaks gibberish.

french

French

this is a trick
belgium doesn't exist

French

Arabic?

French is waaaayyyyyy more beautiful than that crap Dutch language. Fuck the Flemish.

dutch

plenty of flemish dialects don't sound like typical dutch at all
even we laugh at how the dutch speak

Half of Belgium speaks Flemish, the other half speaks a combination of Frankish and scientific terms agglutinated by Geber.

It took long enough, but someone's finally posted the correct answer.

qtp2t Flemish :3

No, but "half of Belgium" does exist. It's called Flanders and it's undeniably GOAT. :^)

belgian

Nah desu. German and English sound fine, but the Dutch language between them is so bastardized.

And that includes Flemish.

French

Dutch is heavily influence by french, you know

Haha

Not really. There are loanwords of course but Dutch is far from english-tier in frenchness

accurate