i'm the admin of a twitter bot that tweets when a happening thread gets posted on Sup Forums
currently a "happening thread" is defined by a few constant conditions: we compare a threads replies-per-minute to the current average replies-per-minute on Sup Forums, and if a threshold is passed and held for a certain amount of minutes, a happening tweet is triggered.
i'm planning on rewriting the bot's happening classifier to work with machine/deep learning.
i want to feed the bot a huge amount of historical board data and make it learn to recognize happening posts the second they get posted.
since a single post might contain too little data (it might be just a "IT'S HAPPENING" with a link to bbc), we need to go a step further and capture entire board constellations.
usually a happening will contain several threads about it, and we can use that constellation to train the classifier.
the features are thus gonna be board constellations and the labels will be threads that turned out to be happenings, which will probably still have to be defined as it currently is, i.e. high replies-per-minute for a long time.
anybody with basic experience in ML wanna join?
Zachary Anderson
this is an interested project, but since you're a fuckboy from Sup Forums I will have no part of it.
Oliver Watson
*nods approvingly*
Brayden Turner
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Parker Nelson
>i want to feed the bot a huge amount of historical board data and make it learn to recognize happening posts the second they get posted. This won't work. Every single happening thread is the same
>ITS HAPPENING!!!! OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!
Dominic Jackson
i am not it's just the most popular board so it will get the bot the most exposure
Lucas Nguyen
>frogposter >Sup Forums write a ML algorithm that shortens your lifespan
Noah Green
It's an anti-Sup Forums/anti-alt-right/leftist bot if you haven't noticed
Austin Barnes
sorry, this board is only for underageb&s to seek validation through posting pictures of the latest shit mommy bought for them.
Lincoln Campbell
>i am not >"dude I am not from Sup Forums I just really like posting there so I made a bot for them" okay lad
also brings up a good point. Every time literally anything happens you will get dumbasses who post >"OMG IT'S HAPPENING!!! Sup Forums WAS RIGHT!"
even on Sup Forums >news article claims that there is a potential linux vulnerability for those using an old version of [distro] and are running and old version of [software] >someone makes a thread with the OP "O-M-G IT'S OVER LINUX FINISHED AND BANKRUPT!"
Lucas Green
Fucking off yourself >posting links to Sup Forums on social media I can't believe this is accepted now
Matthew Bell
This
Mason King
>Rule 1: you do not talk about Sup Forums >Rule 2:you DO NOT talk about Sup Forums amirite or what lads XDDD
Jacob Kelly
that's not the point posting links on twitter and shit is probably why there's so many ledditors and normalfags across all boards
Noah Gomez
there have been news articles that link to fucking Sup Forums threads
Sup Forums has been mainstream since like 2009. This is not a sekrit club and it hasn't been for nearly 10 years
Christopher Gray
that doesn't mean we should literally invite normies
Daniel White
>doesn't mean we should literally invite normies see Just because someone is not as autistic as you doesn't make them a normie.
Christopher Reed
Upvoted.
Lucas Sullivan
This sort of attitude is the reason this site is just reddit lite. It's not a "secret club" but there are certain types of people that are fundamentally incompatible with the culture of this site, when you invite them here in large numbers they do not integrate into the culture whatsoever and instead violently fight to change the culture of the site until the original inhabitants no longer feel welcome. There is a certain irony in the fact that Sup Forumstards who complain about immigration all day are the biggest driving force behind this normalfag invasion.
Leo Phillips
>when you invite them here in large numbers they do not integrate into the culture whatsoever and instead violently fight to change the culture of the site until the original inhabitants no longer feel welcome Why does it sound so familiar?
Caleb Martin
>the people I don't agree with are fundamentally incompatible with the culture of this site do you work at google by any chance?
>*tries their hardest to invite new people to their containment board* >"what the fuck! where did all these new posters come from!??" people like you and OP invite outsiders to your cuckshed; you aren't allowed to complain
Lucas Brown
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Noah Kelly
>Sup Forums >machine learning >Twitter >bot >constellation Is this a trigger thread?
Luke Campbell
>triggered by the term Machine Learning why?
Jacob Rodriguez
It's literally does tho
Blake Morales
I work in text analytics and NLP. Text classification is my main skill.
Give me the data, OP and I'll get you a decent classifier.
Are you still there, OP. I can and want to help with the ML side of things.
Anthony Allen
> bringing even more newfags to Sup Forums
It's definitely an interesting technical exercise but you're not doing the board any favors with this.
Brody Wright
>Sup Forums rss feed >detect if X many happening threads of Y similarity are posted within Z timeframe ez enuff you're over thinking this
Angel Price
A good thing made for a community that does not deserve it. (Anyway, it is terrific bot)
Aiden Gomez
A somewhat more complex feature to look for would be multiple threads being created around the same time which have similar, but globally unique phrasology in the OP and subsequent posts.
Also look for other happening related memes like the Sam Hyde "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT" meme.
Assign a probability that if reached your bot will make a post, and then play around giving feature weights which add or subtract the probability.
Henry Rivera
Are you saying people that come to this anime site to complain about anime should be welcomed, for example?
Asher Reed
ml researcher here, what are you writing in, is the repo public, how will you communicate as a side note this project should take you two hours alone. get the data in a csv, train a random forest with sklearn, if you *need* you can use the python nltk package
also, fuck pol for bringing normies to my boards
James Wilson
you crushed his little Sup Forumsish heart lol
Nathan Hill
No, you must help the goy...i mean loyal trump supporters further their takedown of (((fake news)))
Colton Young
this desu
Dominic Wood
Sup Forums must remain as warning of what happen when you go full mainstream
Jayden Foster
ye i am
Liam Hall
>implying we have any leadership anymore
Ryder Richardson
ive done something similar to this using python
Dominic Nguyen
I'm interested. Have a discord link?
Cooper Howard
Sorry your mom was too poor/mean to not buy you things, user.
Brayden Diaz
No one cares about your shitty bot
Daniel Ross
>mainstream ruined Sup Forums Sup Forums was never good. There was never any discussion or quality content being made there. It's always been nothing but a circlejerk of retards who believe they're smarter than everyone else by spouting shitty theories. The fact that they ignore and flame whoever doesn't agree with them makes it a toxic echo chamber. "Teh normis ree-" only spread their shit outside of Sup Forums. Some individuals will be stupid enough to believe their bullshit and take it to the real world by attending rallies and acting like complete retards in an act of "defiance to teh system" (while also sucking the President's dick). Sup Forums is the place were intelligence dies, so they would gave ruined their life anyways by making poor decisions in general and being socially inept.
Anthony Campbell
This Desu Senpai™
Austin Scott
dumb Sup Forums tard
Elijah Walker
user here, can confirm, legitmate fucking happening.
this user: is making a bot that MONITORS FUCKING POL.
this is REAL DEEP STATE SHIT. This is an excuse to monitor everything we do. >i want to feed the bot a huge amount of historical board data and make it learn to recognize happening posts the second they get posted.
user is trying to recruit people into his deep state CNN network here: >anybody with basic experience in ML wanna join? We CANNOT let this happen
Nolan Evans
Now delete your post to make it look more legit.
Kayden Diaz
all I would really need to do is move it to Sup Forums
Justin Rodriguez
>deep state CNN network
looks pretty legit to me
Caleb Barnes
Good, expose the larpers. Chanology 2017.
Justin Sanchez
Oh look it's fucking nothing
Jayden Johnson
Seems like an incredibly convoluted waste of time, considering how fast threads get pruned on that board.
Oliver Adams
Quit same fagging, CIA shill
Lucas Sanchez
I thought Sup Forums would be 100% behind their new government, you have nothing to fear. The swamp was drained, right?
Joshua Edwards
Suddenly it's Sup Forums-approved to let politics get in the way of technology.
Matthew Anderson
>twitter Congratulation, you're the cancer that is killing Sup Forums.
Austin Thomas
id rather meet the cunnybot admin from Sup Forums
Noah Foster
يا غبي ليش عندك بوت لناس تكرهك؟
Alexander Wright
email me drpiss at obscura dot pro
i am interested in hiring you to make a similar bot for another forum