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Daily reminder that Nigel Farage is presenting a one-off radio show tomorrow at 10 am

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get him janny

Business idea: kill all white people

lads

Would be the smartest thing this motherfucker ever said

pyrithinicalionexplicablyneratheracation.

Surely he has better things to do with his life. Surely.

has the janny, dare I say it, gone to bed?

*tips*

drinking a beer

business idea: big kites attached to zorbing balls

if I download the pokemon APK thing, will it work in the UK? can I walk around and that?

doing a fart

stop replying to him. it's his gimmick.

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*tips back*

greetings Franz

yeah it works

>i-i-its j-just bait guys!

business idea: bulletproof zorbing balls

on the phone with the janny
he's not impressed

not an argument

off to sleep so i can get up for the main card

ufc 200 hype

JANNY = KEK

ms jackson is the plebbiest outkast track so if it's your favourite you are a pleb

Fucks sake I really wanna go out now

having a look

people in town laughed at me earlier for listening to mambo no.5 in my car

are you a citizen of rationalia?

no.

me

i recnognise 2 people there and one of them is a fucking moron

""""working"""" """"class"""" """"people""""

No. Oly because I don't think I be allowed as I have a decent hair cut. Not like them lot.

post haircut

beers smell of weed again

>Sup Forums

>>>/brexit/

can't imagine someone actually making that image

must be a complete sadcase

why is it not available in the UK then

funny post
sure is summer in here

staged rollout to ease load on servers i guess

getting alcohol sweats

>tfw 5'10
>tfw no woman will ever desire you
>tfw if you ever get with a girl she'll be settling
>tfw whenever she's with you she'll by imagining what it would be like to be with someone taller
>tfw she'll always see you as an unlovable failure

desperados?

Rourke

youtube.com/watch?v=vhfYis6VuXY

really makes you think...

>tfw all round undesirable person

nah
can't remember why it happens but it does to some in green glass

tune

>he thinks that's an insult

me

blame your dad for shit genetics

can we just legalise weed already, i want some mature cannabis not this garbage that the dealers peddle at 2g for £25

changed into my jim jams

>red-pilled

Rarke

Going to make my bed then watch Insurgent

might make a satirical account of these things and ask for donations, think i'd make money?

Need a friend lads
Someone come into town with me

youtube.com/watch?v=L3vittPOLxI

Thoughts?

Really annoyed with my phone

The battery has started degrading pretty rapidly

Really makes u think

Grow your own

If that's true why didn't they do it sooner so there would be no slavery?

Not drinking enough.

Please give me a solo drinking game.

where do you live

>I'm a socialist

watching Mr Robot lads

guildford

I will if you're close.

Where are you?

South west still

Pick a number
2 fingers whenever a post comes up ending in that number
Dubs down it
Or something

every time you drink take another drink

ahh yes let's just increase my power bills astronomically and risk getting arrested for years so i can smoke weed

post slags and drink for every (You) you get

>watching Mr Robot lads

>RACIST XENOPHOBIC BIGOTS

Hmm no. Doesn't make you think at all.

REEEE I can't make a pokemon account because they're limiting the numbers of accounts made

>I'm not a socialist

South west

;)

Mr Robot was terrible desu

Kek

It's hitting you then?

But we already did that.

you probably missed what it was going for

Just spilt liquid on my laptop and nowi t won't turn on.
Fuck it, might just off myself tonight

PUA master here to help out you lads struggling with women, here's a guaranteed method to get any girl you want when you're out

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

But black science man is a christian

where in south west?

>one chance at life
>not born as a blond hair blue eyed aryan Ubermensch
why live

made my bed

Yes
Fucking good stuff, got it off dark web

Funny thing is I've only heard low IQ people say that

have a steady well paid job but still reckon I could become one of those guys who makes a good living on youtube doing stupid shit devoid of any talent or merit whatsoever

thinking something like Ashens where he eats awful shit decades past its sell-by-date, but would rather it be something that lets me do a bit of travelling around. maybe visiting farmers markets and telling all the vendors their produce, despite giving initially enthusiastic vibes, is actually vile shit and they should fucking kill themselves before kicking over and smashing up their stalls and capturing their reactions

Black Canary?

put it in rice for like 72 hours

saved my macbook for a few months when i spilt liquid on it before it died

>not born a beautiful, talented at football and perfectly groomed Italian

Why breathe?

Absolutely in LOVE with AnnaSophia Robb.

>PUA master here to help out you lads struggling with women, here's a guaranteed method to get any girl you want when you're out

>lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

New Star Trek film looks pretty good imo

>black people have lower IQ
>that means its ok to enslave them