white britain edition
/brit/
get him janny
racism
watching meet your meat
porn addiction
Business idea: kill all white people
slow thread
next person to post cara or kpop is a bender
feel like im pissing my youth away doing nothing
...
>tfw they removed the Swedish Armed Forces online game
*posts cara or kpop*
poster 4 posts up is a bender
Define a successful youth
Portishead are VERY good you know lads
Listening to Nine Inch Nails right now. Feel pretty euphoric.
>hey it's me, I just got off the train
lads
need her by my side
something involving friends or a gf and not masturbating to all kinds of jap porn in my parents house while going to community college
Goodnight.
best song on the album 2 be H
>tfw dream about my ex from three years ago most nights
h-how do I stop this lads? No other girls like me
RACIST GIRLS ARE MY FETISH
normies next door
do any of you lads know any pornstars that look like pic related?
my krew
pig are a runtish concept
her pupils are quite big
...
She just has a dark iris
>implying I've liked a woman in years
i need you out of busines sunshine
>The direwolf Ghost in the A Song of Ice and Fire book series was the runt of his litter of six pups, as well as an albino. He later grows to become the biggest of the six.
Nighty night, good to have you back this evening x
>dont currently have a crush on anyone
feels good
courting women costs too much money 2bh
She was very badly raped, you see
Should I head down to the pub for some pints?
what if i never manage to make friends and i spend all my life alone
Why would they say "it's me" presuming they were texting or speaking via phone? Their name would show up. As a journalist I find this an unnecessary bit of dialogue. I feel it would sound much better/ authentic as: "Hey, I just got off the train."
doing a comfy
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define my personality
stop being so depressing please lads it's getting me down
then you would be me
i need you all up in my business x
>finger tattoo
only if you have a pint of Guinness
Big kev
Bit early for that innit
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>wake up tomorrow morning to this noise
>look outside window
>everyone is panicked, everyone is scrambling
what do you do?
describe dreams
>as a journalist
Well /brit/?
who would win in a fight;
this specimen or are tim?
dont think the girl on tinder is gonna reply
might just go to bed
>American ''''''''''pubs''''''''''''
kek
Just got back from work lads, anything interesting happen while I was away?
calmly arrange transport to city or industrial center to die in the first wave
it finally happened
Thinking about heading to the chipper and then the pub
They don't serve Guinness at the one I wanna go to
A lil but I wanna get there before the crowds and pick up some voddy on the way home
would tell him to fuck off home pavel
post top banter on /brit/
I've had work published at my local Guardian and at Zoo magazine.
odds wank
doing a nice life
go to the shops
buy a drink
the Real is an invective of Mummy's anal stage
Who's Tim?
cute :3
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Ah yes very impressive
>at my local Guardian
>at Zoo magazine.
Don't you mean 'in'? You ain't no journo fuck off
May as well go then
Wish I had someone to go to the pub with
Went by myself last night haha
*thank god that's over*
IT'S ME JME
BIG LYRICS - STRAP THESE DAILY
does it ever get better lads?
I'm going by myself too
Might take my book and read on the patio desu
3/10 idea
Won't recommend
the race war has finally begun
liked video games in the 80s/early 90s when you were just some vaguely-defined anthropomorphic thing with a huge head and even huger eyes but tiny yet inexplicably effective feet that propelled you to 60mph at the drop of a hat
now they all have to be some fucking meathead 'Murkn soldier with 5 eye-patches, 12 bulging six-packs and 30+ arms all saluting the flag
*breaks out old commodore 64*
I was working at the Guardian and Zoo magazine
the cat just reacted to light from police strobes going by
yeeees u man know
The planet would basically be one big africa/middle east shit hole, riddled with conflict
are the pixies any good? never listened to them before
was just scrolling through some girl's profile who asked me out years ago and she's deleted everything related to her bf of 2 years and also checked her friend's list and she's deleted him off it too
excellent
If we had backed Hitler then all of this would have been avoided.
America wouldn't have gotten involved.
Hitler wouldn't have had to backstab Stalin.
The only people who would have been fucked over were Poland and that's just because of their big Jewish population.
Life would have been peaceful and Europe would be united in harmony.
That Churchill bastard was a real warmonger.
I have no friends and spend all my time by myself so I figured I would go out but I didn't talk to anyone there
OFFICIAL WORLD WAR 3 THEME
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going to be the pokemon master of belfast lads
if any other belfast posters see this, yellow team is going to fuck you
1. Good education leading to a good job
2. Finding a good gf leading to a good wife leading to 2 or more children
3. A good social life
this would be terrifying
only me bruv rest of these man are some neeky youts still
Where's the "I've hated him all along" option?