>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing jew gf
Tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting...
iktf
W-who is tht?
goyim hating kike queen
new elaine
S-she hates non jews?
Well there goes my plan.
she is not jew btw
Ellie Kendrick is not Jewish, jesus christ.
I've decided to threaten myself with death
If I don't get a gf one year from now I will kill myself. It is my word of honour to myself. I hope this will motivate me. If not I deserve to die anyway.
iktf
Are jews marriages arranged anyway? What's the problem?
I doubt anyone here is religious enough to have arranged marriage.
Sometimes I think my life would be happier if I did חזרה בתשובה
Clear sense of direction, guaranteed wife, community, lower expectations of personal success.. government assistance.
shame my moms a goy though.
>my moms a goy though
damn bro...
I would be such a good Jew
I know most of the Old Testament and everything
Are there any memecity jewgirls who want a Sup Forums boyfriend?
>my moms a goy
>Not allowed to touch your wife whenever you want
>Having to wear Shtriemel during summer
>Probably no anime
I'd rather stay secular desu
I would literally sell my sister to you in exchange for an Australian citizenship
>your dad couldn't just hang around a synagogue and marry a jew qt so you could ride easy on life
GOD DAMMIT I WANT OFF THIS FEEL RIDE PLEASE STOP
Wouldn't you rather kill yourselves than have Jewish wives?
Are you half-jewish at least?
Haredim are the biggest pervs. They probably keep hentai in the aron kodesh
As long as she isn't a crazy Mizrahi, nah.
ain't worth shit.
well it's worth a citizenship but you're not jewish.
All I want is a qt mixed ashkenazi-middleastern jewish wife who will dedicate her life to keeping the family united and successful and full of love
I love that feel, Jews facial features give me nightmares.
I beleive every race has an animal they are common with, Jews with snakes, Europeans with wolves, negroes with chimps, abos with apes, chinese with asian monkeys.
(you)s with worms
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>tfw no ashkenazi gf
JUST
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>Rapefugees are now out for German Ashkenazi girls
What do?
It's too late Merchantbro
Because of this I love you Australia
American citizenship is desired at all?
ehhh... not as much
I think he's just fine getting shot at home than in America