What is the "WE WUZ" of your country?

What is the "WE WUZ" of your country?

England
We wuz settled by Germans and shieeeeet

WE WUZ HIGH CULTURE BEFORE SWEDISH OCCUPATION AND SHIEEEEET

No you fucking idiot! You weren't settled by Germans but by Germanics. The English are Germanic but not German.
Germanic = ethnicity including those who speak English, Dutch and Scandinavian languages
German = specific nationality/language

Blame the English language for this shit
Hungarians-Huns
Germans-Germanics
Turks-Turkic people

WE WUZ EATING WITH SILVER FORKS WHILE THE AMERICANS, THE ENGLISH AND THE GERMANS WERE EATING WITH THEIR HANDS N SHIEEET

That is what makes it "WE WUZ"

WE WUZ COLONIZED AND SHIEEET

We wuz burnin da white hose n shieet

We wuz WW1/2 heroes n shieet

We wuz peaceful to natives n shieet

But we wuZ da real peaceful to natives, race mixed and and had a treaty and sheeiit

we was empirez n sheit

WE WUZ TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY VOC N SHEEEIT

is it we wuz if its true?

WE WUZ NEVA CONQUAD BY DE ROMANZ AN SHIET

t. Deretić

WE WUZ DRUIDS N SHIET

WE WUZ CRUSADURZ N SHIET

WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIEEET

to je mema iz onog filma sa mandom
nzm sto se naciJonalisti pale na to

WE WUZ FOOTBALL GODS AND SHIEEET

Ma znam. Nego ti imaš ovde onog ludaka Dr. Deretić koji ima tako apsolutno ludačke teorije o tome kako je cela Evropa naša, kako smo mi ovde prvi, kako je gomila stvari pokradena iz naše istorije i jezika.

Lik je skroz opičen.

>7:1

WE WUZ MINI EMPIRE N SHIET!

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I dunno, but Turks were for the most part peasantry in Ottoman Empire so

WE WUZ OTTOMANS N SHIET

Hungary
WE WUZ HUNZ/SUMERIANS/SCYTHIANS/TURKS N SHIEEET

But we wuz really crusaders, Bilel

ours is the most patrician tier WE WUZ that a country can have

What about the Habsburgs?

But we wuz crusaders m8

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England is predominantly Celtic.

No, the English are Celto-Germanic.

WE WUZ VRIJE BATAVIEREN
WE WUZ ROMANS
WE WUZ FRANKS
WE WUZ CRUSADERS
WE WUZ 17TH PROVINCES
WE WUZ VOC

Also we wuz Salian Franks n Merovingians who conquered Europe n we wuz Belgae of antiquity who colonized Britain, Ireland n da Baltic coast n shit.

WE WUZ ANZACS N SHIIET

NO FUCK YOU WE WUZ FRANKS AND SHIET

>Celtic and Germanic refer to genetics and not language

Oh dear. It's like you think Everyone from Gotland to the Alps are indistinguishable or something.

>England is predominantly Celtic.

no you wuz Gauls who were cucked by us

>No, the English are Celto-Germanic.

True in genetic sense. Germanic language and in most cases cultural.

We wuz mongols and shieet
We wuz swedes and shieet
We wuz russians and shieet

WE WUZ CHINA'S BITCH BOY AND SHIEEEEET

WE WUZ SPANISH EMPIRE AND SHIEET

I am swelling with rage

We wuz painters and shieeeeeet

He is right Frank-Bro.

But you cucked all of Europe and specifically belgium.

Seriously, I am sort of mad about waloons and I never lived there.

>t-thanks /int!

We wuz leafless n sheit
we wuz featherniggers and evul whitey n sheit

WE WUZ GALLIANS N SHIIIEET
LIKE A YO HOL UP DAT NIGGA CEAZUR BE WRITING BOUT US BEFO' JEEZUZ EXISTED

WE WUZ A GLOBAL EMPIRE, EVERYBODY IS ACTUALLY A SERB

WE WUZ DACIANS AND SHIEEET

Not my country but my ethnicity

WE WUZ ICELANDIC, GREENLANDERS AND SHIEET

WE WUZ KHANS N SHIET

WE WUZ ANTARTIC AND SHIEET

WE WUZ KARELIANS N SHIT

Not country but race

WE WUZ APOCALYPTOZ N SHIET

WE WUZ GOTHS N SHIEET
WE DEFEATED DA ROMANS

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WE WUZ UMAYYAD AND HARAM

WIR WAREN ITALIAN N SHEIT MAN,WE INVENTED SPAGHETTI AND MACARONI MAN, THOSE FUCKING PENSINSULAN SHITSKINS ARE STEALING MUH CULTURE, CESAR WAS A BLONDE MAN HE HAD GERMANIC ANCESTRY, THE FIRST LATIN TRIBES WERE FROM BERLIN MAN , LEONARDO DA VINCI REAL NAME WAS OTTO VON VINCISBERG THEY'RE STEALING IT MAN THEY STEALING OUR BEAUTIFUL WURST CULTURE MAN?WAKE UP!

WE WUZ MILESIANS AND SHIT

Top quality thread.

we wuz the best

we wuz settled by turks and shiet

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vikings is an obvious one, but dont forget

WE WUZ SAILORS AND SHIT

>we wuz vikings
Yeah, but I don't mind that.
What's really fucking cringeworthy is WE WUZ KAROLINER N SHIIEEET. That's the real nigger tier WUZ

we wuz goths n shiiiet da swedes tuk our skyscrapers n shiettt
we wuz viKANGS

WE WUZ EMPIRE N SHEEIT

>viKANGS

>germany
>empire

literally when

WE

WUZ

VIKINGS

N

SHIT

NIGGUUUUH

I havent even been on a boat in years, let alone even considered fighting anyone. I even went to York a few years back, entered a church and did not leave with a single coin or nun.

>viKANGS

What do you mean 'settled by'?

WE WAS AZTECS AND MAYANS AND SHIET, IT WAS THE DAMN SPANIARDS THAT OPPRESSED US

Holy roman empire, but the white people was jealous so they destroyed it.
#racism #blm #bhm

not really man

are germanics not white?

WE WUZ DACIANS AND SHIIET AND TRANSYLVANIA IS NOT MAGYAR

No. We wuz oppressed

We call Austria 'The Eastern Empire', does that mean Germany is the western empire?

WE WUZ ANZIENT KANGS AND SHEEEIT THEN THE KEK MAN CAME AND OPPRESSED US BACK TO THE STONE AGE BROTHA

We was: Sarmatians, Wandals(Wends, Venedi), Lechites(Lugii), Hussars, Pany, Kings, Kangs, Dukes n shit

WE WUZ NORDICZ N SHEEIT

dacia literally the most pathetic faction in rome total war

git good you falx wielding cunt

We wuz romans

WE WUZ TEH GLOBIOUS GOBBONWEALDTH AND SHEEEEIT

But prussia was east of austria

east and west, left and right, who cares, stop opressing me

>mfw that jewish fuck sees my dick while I jerk off

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anatolia was hellenic for a long time
dont know what it was before that but turkic people originally game from the steppe

thats why they are so barbaric but also lacking the charm of the mongols

Nothing changed really

England is Roma rape baby. Is not it?

DASS RIGHT

kek no. There was no England before, during or after the Roman withdrawal. The clue is in the name England.

we wuz the minions of the forest goddess
(my home village's name translated into old finnic means - descendant of a forest goddess Annikki)

Less than a million Britons today have Roman genes. Romans refused to fuck them.

Austria was created as the Eastern March as it was to the east of the other German tribes, it only became Eastern Realm later (In German Reich is not just the same as Empire)
Prussia was created much later than Austria

Well our nobles used to go we wuz Sarmatians and shiet but thanks to the fact that my countrymen are absolute retards who actually believe Sup Forums memes now we wuz wendo vandal germanics and shiet.