What is the "WE WUZ" of your country?
England
We wuz settled by Germans and shieeeeet
What is the "WE WUZ" of your country?
England
We wuz settled by Germans and shieeeeet
WE WUZ HIGH CULTURE BEFORE SWEDISH OCCUPATION AND SHIEEEEET
No you fucking idiot! You weren't settled by Germans but by Germanics. The English are Germanic but not German.
Germanic = ethnicity including those who speak English, Dutch and Scandinavian languages
German = specific nationality/language
Blame the English language for this shit
Hungarians-Huns
Germans-Germanics
Turks-Turkic people
WE WUZ EATING WITH SILVER FORKS WHILE THE AMERICANS, THE ENGLISH AND THE GERMANS WERE EATING WITH THEIR HANDS N SHIEEET
That is what makes it "WE WUZ"
WE WUZ COLONIZED AND SHIEEET
We wuz burnin da white hose n shieet
We wuz WW1/2 heroes n shieet
We wuz peaceful to natives n shieet
But we wuZ da real peaceful to natives, race mixed and and had a treaty and sheeiit
we was empirez n sheit
WE WUZ TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY VOC N SHEEEIT
is it we wuz if its true?
WE WUZ NEVA CONQUAD BY DE ROMANZ AN SHIET
t. Deretić
WE WUZ DRUIDS N SHIET
WE WUZ CRUSADURZ N SHIET
WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIEEET
to je mema iz onog filma sa mandom
nzm sto se naciJonalisti pale na to
WE WUZ FOOTBALL GODS AND SHIEEET
Ma znam. Nego ti imaš ovde onog ludaka Dr. Deretić koji ima tako apsolutno ludačke teorije o tome kako je cela Evropa naša, kako smo mi ovde prvi, kako je gomila stvari pokradena iz naše istorije i jezika.
Lik je skroz opičen.
>7:1
WE WUZ MINI EMPIRE N SHIET!
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I dunno, but Turks were for the most part peasantry in Ottoman Empire so
WE WUZ OTTOMANS N SHIET
Hungary
WE WUZ HUNZ/SUMERIANS/SCYTHIANS/TURKS N SHIEEET
But we wuz really crusaders, Bilel
ours is the most patrician tier WE WUZ that a country can have
What about the Habsburgs?
But we wuz crusaders m8
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England is predominantly Celtic.
No, the English are Celto-Germanic.
WE WUZ VRIJE BATAVIEREN
WE WUZ ROMANS
WE WUZ FRANKS
WE WUZ CRUSADERS
WE WUZ 17TH PROVINCES
WE WUZ VOC
Also we wuz Salian Franks n Merovingians who conquered Europe n we wuz Belgae of antiquity who colonized Britain, Ireland n da Baltic coast n shit.
WE WUZ ANZACS N SHIIET
NO FUCK YOU WE WUZ FRANKS AND SHIET
>Celtic and Germanic refer to genetics and not language
Oh dear. It's like you think Everyone from Gotland to the Alps are indistinguishable or something.
>England is predominantly Celtic.
no you wuz Gauls who were cucked by us
>No, the English are Celto-Germanic.
True in genetic sense. Germanic language and in most cases cultural.
We wuz mongols and shieet
We wuz swedes and shieet
We wuz russians and shieet
WE WUZ CHINA'S BITCH BOY AND SHIEEEEET
WE WUZ SPANISH EMPIRE AND SHIEET
I am swelling with rage
We wuz painters and shieeeeeet
He is right Frank-Bro.
But you cucked all of Europe and specifically belgium.
Seriously, I am sort of mad about waloons and I never lived there.
>t-thanks /int!
We wuz leafless n sheit
we wuz featherniggers and evul whitey n sheit
WE WUZ GALLIANS N SHIIIEET
LIKE A YO HOL UP DAT NIGGA CEAZUR BE WRITING BOUT US BEFO' JEEZUZ EXISTED
WE WUZ A GLOBAL EMPIRE, EVERYBODY IS ACTUALLY A SERB
WE WUZ DACIANS AND SHIEEET
Not my country but my ethnicity
WE WUZ ICELANDIC, GREENLANDERS AND SHIEET
WE WUZ KHANS N SHIET
WE WUZ ANTARTIC AND SHIEET
WE WUZ KARELIANS N SHIT
Not country but race
WE WUZ APOCALYPTOZ N SHIET
WE WUZ GOTHS N SHIEET
WE DEFEATED DA ROMANS
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WE WUZ UMAYYAD AND HARAM
WIR WAREN ITALIAN N SHEIT MAN,WE INVENTED SPAGHETTI AND MACARONI MAN, THOSE FUCKING PENSINSULAN SHITSKINS ARE STEALING MUH CULTURE, CESAR WAS A BLONDE MAN HE HAD GERMANIC ANCESTRY, THE FIRST LATIN TRIBES WERE FROM BERLIN MAN , LEONARDO DA VINCI REAL NAME WAS OTTO VON VINCISBERG THEY'RE STEALING IT MAN THEY STEALING OUR BEAUTIFUL WURST CULTURE MAN?WAKE UP!
WE WUZ MILESIANS AND SHIT
Top quality thread.
we wuz the best
we wuz settled by turks and shiet
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vikings is an obvious one, but dont forget
WE WUZ SAILORS AND SHIT
>we wuz vikings
Yeah, but I don't mind that.
What's really fucking cringeworthy is WE WUZ KAROLINER N SHIIEEET. That's the real nigger tier WUZ
we wuz goths n shiiiet da swedes tuk our skyscrapers n shiettt
we wuz viKANGS
WE WUZ EMPIRE N SHEEIT
>viKANGS
>germany
>empire
literally when
WE
WUZ
VIKINGS
N
SHIT
NIGGUUUUH
I havent even been on a boat in years, let alone even considered fighting anyone. I even went to York a few years back, entered a church and did not leave with a single coin or nun.
>viKANGS
What do you mean 'settled by'?
WE WAS AZTECS AND MAYANS AND SHIET, IT WAS THE DAMN SPANIARDS THAT OPPRESSED US
Holy roman empire, but the white people was jealous so they destroyed it.
#racism #blm #bhm
not really man
are germanics not white?
WE WUZ DACIANS AND SHIIET AND TRANSYLVANIA IS NOT MAGYAR
No. We wuz oppressed
We call Austria 'The Eastern Empire', does that mean Germany is the western empire?
WE WUZ ANZIENT KANGS AND SHEEEIT THEN THE KEK MAN CAME AND OPPRESSED US BACK TO THE STONE AGE BROTHA
We was: Sarmatians, Wandals(Wends, Venedi), Lechites(Lugii), Hussars, Pany, Kings, Kangs, Dukes n shit
WE WUZ NORDICZ N SHEEIT
dacia literally the most pathetic faction in rome total war
git good you falx wielding cunt
We wuz romans
WE WUZ TEH GLOBIOUS GOBBONWEALDTH AND SHEEEEIT
But prussia was east of austria
east and west, left and right, who cares, stop opressing me
>mfw that jewish fuck sees my dick while I jerk off
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anatolia was hellenic for a long time
dont know what it was before that but turkic people originally game from the steppe
thats why they are so barbaric but also lacking the charm of the mongols
Nothing changed really
England is Roma rape baby. Is not it?
DASS RIGHT
kek no. There was no England before, during or after the Roman withdrawal. The clue is in the name England.
we wuz the minions of the forest goddess
(my home village's name translated into old finnic means - descendant of a forest goddess Annikki)
Less than a million Britons today have Roman genes. Romans refused to fuck them.
Austria was created as the Eastern March as it was to the east of the other German tribes, it only became Eastern Realm later (In German Reich is not just the same as Empire)
Prussia was created much later than Austria
Well our nobles used to go we wuz Sarmatians and shiet but thanks to the fact that my countrymen are absolute retards who actually believe Sup Forums memes now we wuz wendo vandal germanics and shiet.