So, how's Google or Microsoft dethrone Apple?
Google:
Android -> fail
Google Glass -> fail
self-driving car -> fail
Google Plus -> fail
Hangouts -> fail
Google Now -> fail
Android Pay -> fail
Andy Rubin's Robotic Division -> fail
Nest -> fail
Google Cloud Platform -> fail
Project Loon -> fail
Project Ara -> fail
Project Tango -> fail (and uses Apple chips with PrimeSense)
Google Contact Lenses -> vaporware
Google Daydream -> fail
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>Android -> fail
confirmed bullshit bait
> dethrone Apple
From being gay and shit? Its impossible. They are too strong in that area.
You know tim cook is gay, right?
Also see pic related
Why would anyone even want to be the king of faggots?
Okay.
>85% marketshare
>fail
What does success look like?
SIMBA NOOO!
notice how the physical products are few and far in between because they're always hot garbage and expose the company in the truest sense
He will come back later, and drop android from the pride rock.
And how many of those were Google?
LMAOOOO!
One million!
It looks like millions of sheep locked into MS' ecosystem. People who believe sub-par hardware and crashy, vulnerable software are normal.
>stupid people pay nearly $1,000 for a phone with a lease, credit, loan, contract, ect
ok
Juden
Stupid idiots!
This is the true face of Android.
People only buy them because they are cheap
So many "it is a sure thing" have turned out wrong.
The truth is that most of Android users are stupid third world panjeets and ching dongs that don't have money for an iPhone.
E.g. PlayStore vs AppStore.
Nobody buys anything for Android. With "Only" 15% of market share, Apple makes DOUBLE the money of Google.
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microsoft is irrelevant
google could possibly actually be decent if they could learn the meaning of the word cohesion
google is a fragmented mess and all their products and services completely lack consistency. everything they put out is bloated and ugly, and doesn't fit into a whole. apple is the antithesis of this, which is why they're doing so well at the moment.
google shit might work but it isn't beautiful.
I dunno. I got a Galaxy S8 because I was tired of being unable to attach files inside email chains.
>look at how much money apple ripped off from me!!11
lmao
I thought that tiny "p60" actually said POO.
>People only buy them because they are cheap
No, they buy them because they cost less while having the same or better performance. Only dumfucks blow $1,000 on a fucking phone that wouldn't even pass the barely existent quality control most chinkshit phones have.
Also nobody fucking likes using itunes but apple keeps shoving that laggy shit stain down people's throats. Yeah Android has problems but you don't have to use lagtunes or airlag to copy a HEVC movie.
Speaking of which did iPhones ever get 10-bit H264 and 10-bitH265 hardware decoders? Because that's the main thing that made me sell my iPhone 5s and get an S7. If not they at least have wireless charging by now, right?
It would have been way too honest. Apple gotta appease their indian demographic but not too much else people might stop arguing about Apple's CEO being a sodomite and start realizing iPhones are made in india by poo-in-loos.
>61911938
Even so, Google likes to announce things before they are ready, and then miss the boat
E.g. ARKit vs Project Tango
>assembled in india
More like Ass-Embedded in India.
is that so?
> Yeah Android has problems but you don't have to use lagtunes or airlag to copy a HEVC movie.
Android doesn't have HEVC, iOS does.
> Speaking of which did iPhones ever get 10-bit H264 and 10-bitH265 hardware decoders? Because that's the main thing that made me sell my iPhone 5s and get an S7. If not they at least have wireless charging by now, right?
Every iPhone after the 6.
> No, they buy them because they cost less while having the same or better performance. Only dumfucks blow $1,000 on a fucking phone that wouldn't even pass the barely existent quality control most chinkshit phones have.
The #1 complaint about the iPhone is that "it's expensive", "Apple is robbing you", "it only costs $200 to make"
Why?
Because they WANT IT, but can't afford it.
>Android -> fail
Bait. Fuck off, shit.
>One Infinite Loo
lmao
I don't even need memes, bro
>Android -> fail
>self-driving car -> fail
Have fun paying 5$ for a calculator app lmfao. You call us stupid but in reality it's you dumb cucks that get milked my apple like cows
>Android doesn't have HEVC, iOS does.
That doesn't make any sense. If you mean Android can't record in HEVC then you're wrong because I've deen doing it for a while now. I can also playback 10-bit H264 and H265 in hardware mode.
>Every iPhone after the 6.
source?
>Because they WANT IT, but can't afford it.
If this were true then why do mostly poor people own iPhones? Do you know what a phone lease is?
Also webm related bothered my mom so fucking much. Not sure if iOS security is dogshit or if it came defective but my mom is a relatively calm person but that really really pissed her off.
>caring about profit
Capitalist cuck. Money is a convenient fiction that keeps cucks like you occupied while the rest of us get on with ruling the world.
They're actually proud of spending all of their hard earned money on basic android apps you can get for free without any ads.
I guess the old adage is true, "there are people so poor that the only thing they have is money".
Isn't the ceo of apple gay?
Stupid idiot.
Your Android phone also makes money, not for the OEM, the retailers, for example, make the money the OEM didn't make!
Yeah, you can suck his dick.
Calm down iPajeet, your english is worse than usual. Just stuff your iPhone right back up your arse and masturbate to the thought of tim cook shitting on your face. That should calm you down.
iFAGGOTS BTFO
I can't control the mercantile profiteers. The revolution isn't over yet, pigdog.
After you.
>The #1 complaint about the iPhone is that "it's expensive", "apple is robbing you", "it only costs 200$ to make". Why? Because they WANT it, but can't afford it.
Pic related
Nobody told OP about brown people.
No, it's not related.
So, when is Google making a "project" for this?
$ 825,661,695,800
in market capitalization.
It's very related
see
>2017
>still can't download files or use BitTorrent on the iPhone without jailbreak
lol
i wanted to post a funny pic of a google store, but google doesn't have stores
>2017
>Downloading torrents
lol
>having access to thousands of free shows/movies that you can stream and download for free no matter what country your in is bad
k
NAS, dumb shit
Already have one inside my phone though...
Beside I have an unlimited verizon lte plan. Most torrents download at 20-40Mbps or 150-300MB/minute.
Enjoy shit battery life in about 14 months of use.
>2017
>Spending more than $400 on a phone
Literally begging to get cucked
Is that a NAS, dumb shit?
Fucking POORFAG doesn't have money for Wifi.
Go fuck yourself and your "NAS"!
Obvs you are Android, poorfag! LMAO!
>Is that a NAS, dumb shit?
portable nas I guess
>Fucking POORFAG doesn't have money for Wifi.
I have a 100mbps verizon home internet connection too. I also torrent while at home as well. But I have a job irl so torrenting on the go comes in handy.
>Obvs you are Android, poorfag! LMAO!
I'm android? Really, tell me more iPunjabee.
see
Android is only popular for its price. Google is shit and only successful for advertising and data mining.
How much Android did Google sell until now?
No, a fucking SD card is not "portable NAS", dumbshit.
>10 bilions$ per month
>fail
>2 bilions per year
>fail
Can't read this shit any longer.
Squeezing every cent it can out of its customers, Apple is a wonderful company for its shareholders.
I still can't believe that many people are stupid enough to fall for its marketing.
Apple:
iPhone -> fail
iPad -> fail
iPod -> fail
iMac -> fail
Mac Pro -> fail
iOS -> fail
MacOS -> fail
Apple Pay -> fail
Siri -> fail
Apple Music -> fail
Homekit -> fail
Daily reminder that the smartphone duopoly is a serious problem.
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>99.6% of new smartphones are running Android or iOS
>81.7% Android, 17.9% iOS
>market share outside this duopoly is 0.4% and falling
Confirmed Apple Shill
>Capitalist cuck
Imagine being so ass blasted that you are a failure and don't provide any economic value to a business that you have to root for communism and socialism
Hahahahahahahahaha
Death is the only option for you guys, no joke. Those who identify as such really are scum of the earth for wanting to bring mass starvation and genocide to the populous
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I like you.
the exact same shit can be said about apple
>Android -> fail
Pretty harsh words for the market leader.
By someone who enjoys overpriced garbage.