Would you buy sexbots if they needed to be linked to the cloud to function?

Would you buy sexbots if they needed to be linked to the cloud to function?

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Could I install gentoo on them?

You could kys yourself dumb tripfag.

Probably.
Just being honest with myself.

Yes, fuck the botnet.

Only if I could hack it to work locally, which I would probably be able to do because I'm not a useless faggot.

this

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hey user

When will they stop looking weird? That's more important. They tend to look creepy.

Uncanny Valley. Maybe a few years, maybe a few decades.

>buys sex bot
>not being an useless faggot
choose one

>hidefagging over a sexbot

Threatened gash detected. Nobody who isn't a domesticated nu-male wants to babysit- I mean mean be in a relationship with your useless, undateable, mind-numbing gender.

When the sexbots are advanced enough to make breakfast, clean the room and wash the dishes

Who is this worthless 3d slut?

I need the uncropped OP pic thanks

that's a mombot

no, the boot process is locked down and the firmware is cryptographically signed

That's a wifebot, roastie.

>not fucking your own mom
loser

Probably
I'm a very lonely person

Talking about uncanny valley, I can't watch anything cumberbatch participates in, because his face makes me feel so uneasy. Anyone else?

lol no
my hand has worked well enough for the last decade, no need to try some cloud enabled shittery

Sex bots will be made illegal before they are ever introduced to the general public.

feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

Wo is this nicely tanned succubus?

I'd probably stick to masturbator toys like I do when my gf stays at her family for a week
I'm also a normie

how to get a gf???

just bee urself, brah

*does a backflip*

That won't be for long,you can slow down progress but not stop it.

There's too big of market for sexbot, some whiny feminist can't do shit.

>your hardon cum history
> recommends lube

He legitimately triggers uncanny valley in me, if someone on earth was an alien in disguise id bet money on it being him
I dont understand the women that faun over him, i assume its just over his money or the fact that hes in a show they like but id think hed look abhuman enough to overcome that, but guess not

Why would I buy a sexbot in the first place?

>Men are toxic beings for having sex dolls and projecting personalities on top of them

they can not ban something that can make profits and is good for business. Porn is mostly bought and paid for by men as are sex toys and sex objects.

Also if they make a man version and it does all the stuff to please a female you can bet feminists are not going to say anything then.

hey guys its me again. She broke up with me and im buying a sexbot!

I want a robot of Johnny Castle so I could watch it fuck my robot gf.

>women brakes up with you
>not the other way around
What kind of a pussy are you? Like seriously.

I guess insecure faggots are ready to date anything that touches their dick, no wonder they think women are dumb if they are the ones getting used by them.

>be me
>buy sexbot
>link it up to the cloud
>fuck it until it buffer overflows
>tfw no sexbot
>tfw party van infront of house because loli sexbot

Great doll desu

here's your free (as in freedom) and open source sex bot.

Nice sex bot user, I like that picture

FUCK.
Here it is

Sure, if it enables new personality and scenario downloads.

The moment they achieve Westworld like lifelikeness and it can walk down the street and be mistaken for a real human I'm sold, until then these dolls will make you look like an ultra perv.

Looks like Amia Miley, could be wrong tho.

That's a match alright, it's her Massage Creep shoot. Thanks user!

Maybe instead of focusing on making them human-like, they could make them more stylized. And maybe some cute robot designs.

This! Only unlucky dumb normalfags need "realistic" faces.

No.

kek
I love how nobody responds to posts like that because most people here in these threads are virgins or losers and they know it's true

Nobody responds to posts like those because most people here aren't chads

Here's your (You), now stop being a rude samefag.

bluehair roastie detected

>yfw you kept annoying man with your green armpit hair, and now they have the means to him you

i, as a necrophile, find them just perfect as they are.

>using a tripcode on an anonymous image board
The only explanation I can come up with is autism

You got the right idea my nigga.
[spoilers that don't work] I also secretly hope for cute dragon fuckbots. [/spoilers that don't work]

Only if they link to facebook and post on my wall as my gf.

Well, agreed. Stylization of the feminine figure is also pretty hot.

>Would you buy sexbots
I'm fine without sex. I wouldn't buy one even without cloud.

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>Where all the good men?

Dating in their tax bracket.

No, I hope sexbots will be a massive hit so there will be more real wymyn for the likes of me.
No proprietary software botnet there senpai

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Jokes on you, the human genome is patented.

Fuck yeah I'd buy a sexbot if it's capable of even semi-realistic sex. I.e it doesn't just lay there. Can it ride me cowgirl reliably? If so I'm down.

Although I do enjoy eating freshly cleaned and shaved pussy. Will the sexbot be able to have orgasms? These are things I never really considered until now.

>Although I do enjoy eating freshly cleaned and shaved pussy
>posts anime
who are you trying to fool

That's right. I forgot. Everyone who watches anime is a loser with a waifu body pillow.

>tax bracket
Spoonfeed please? Like in money sense?

>Frogposter trying to laught at anime poster.

No it's not. We just lack the proper interface to read the source code.

>tfw I'm so worthless nobody would even bother patenting my genes

The normies might steal my memes, but I'm sure they will never show any interest in my genes

>Spoonfeed please? Like in money sense?
They're dating other rich successful people.

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Thanks bro, but rich people dont need to date other rich people at all. Also gold diggers.

you can get a DNA sequencing for like a couple thousand dollars if you want.
No, sections of the human genome have actually been patented and exist as copyrighted intellectual property.

Sauce?

I wouldn't give a fuck at that point. The only thing keeping me employed is to live a decent life so that I can attract a mate. If sexbots were real I'd have a job still to have a decent standard of life. But I wouldn't give a fuck that some company knew I downloaded Gianna Michael's body last night and Grace Joe's body the night before.

faraday cage lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_for_Molecular_Pathology_v._Myriad_Genetics,_Inc.

Naturally occuring DNA sequences cannot be patented.
Only artificial ie. non-human.

Wut

No

You say that now...

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Sexbots that aren't trying to (unsuccessfully) look human and actually look like my Chinese cartoons when? Dekobot with optional tiny hat variety pack when?

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holy FLIP

To some extent I'd only buy one to do really freaky shit to, and I'd rather not botnets know what I'm into

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*lands on neck*

I'd fuck that robot
Any cute robot faces that are non human?

Ew

>Will the sexbot be able to have orgasms?
i don't think so
but that shouldn't be a problem
most women can't have them either

you never took me up on my offer to program that shit you wanted.

Only if I could install gentoo on their feminine penis

Install Librehoot and SexDollBSD

Nah. I wanna fuck The Major in real life tbqh

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Oooh yeah