Konqi is hunting bugs to make KDE even more polished and secure!

Konqi is hunting bugs to make KDE even more polished and secure!

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Konqi is dressed for success!

>Konqi is hunting bugs to make KDE even more polished and secure!
I wish the devs would do that instead of drawing inane cartoons.

>everyone involved with KDE is a developer
>KDE Applications isn't in a feature freeze to focus on bug hunting RIGHT NOW

>everyone involved with KDE is a developer
>KDE hires weeb artists to cater to NEETs

>hires
>not inspires

Best artist

He does it for free because he supports free software.

>inspires
>not hires for a lot of money, because for free you only get shitty tattoos and shitty logos like the one golang uses.

>He does it for free
Never do that. Artist get exploited enough as it is.
t. dev

What the hell are you talking about? Just like the computer scientists contribute for free in foss projects for improving the mankind so do the artists.

>computer scientists
>contribute for free in foss projects
>for improving the mankind
Every combination of those phrases - including their unary sets - is hilarious.

KDE is a terrible project but I'd probably fuck that desu

Konqi already has a girlfriend named Katie! Her name sounds like KDE!

??

KDE is the best DE right now, but I wouldn't touch that thing with a polearm.

ok, basically
>computer scientists contribute for free in foss projects for improving the mankind
nice one, but now all combinations
>computer scientists
As someone working at such an institute, CS is a joke.
>contributing for free in foss
>as someone been there, it's a joke, wouldn't recommend
>improving the world
naive
>computer scientists improving the world
nah
>computer scientists contributing to FOSS
it's one of the reasons software is in such a terrible state right now
>FOSS improving the world
In theory. In reality at best it's neutral

>tfw didn't saved the thread from some weeks ago where a guy talked about how he wanted to bad things to konqi

>As someone working at such an institute, CS is a joke.
A what institute?

>as someone been there, it's a joke, wouldn't recommend
Explain. Even if you find it a joke it's still a fact that many people do that.

>naive
>nah
Well, it's true.

>it's one of the reasons software is in such a terrible state right now
Again, please explain what you mean. FOSS software tends to be superior to non-free software.

>In theory. In reality at best it's neutral
Again, false.

Based Konqi senpai!

> Do bad things to Konqi.
Holy shit, what s fucking degenerate faggot.
We all know that the best course of action would be to let Konqi fuck your mouth.

>In theory. In reality at best it's neutral
A lot of it is rough around the edges, but whether you like it or not, the freetards were basically right. Software freedumbs have proven useful against companies trying to turn all consumer technology into an easily controlled service.

I want to be forced to pound Kiki's mechanical vagina while Konqi rapes my butt with his tiny dragon dick. The lack of lubrication and the cold steel from her pussy would create friction burns on my dick while Konqi pounds my ass over and over again.
Ten minutes later Konqi has a dragon orgasm inside my butt and his dragon cum would make me cum too.
My own cum would activate Kiki's orgasm sensors, and she would have a robotic orgasm while Konqi's cum drips out of my ass (note: Konqi can cum for 30 minutes).
Kiki's robotic orgasm would make her vagina spasm and clench, squashing and ultimately destroying my tiny, tiny dick.
Konqi's cum would then reach and fill up my stomach and then I would vomit all that cum.
Then while I die from the blood loss from my penis and the dehydration from vomiting 6 liters of cum, they would call an ambulance.
In the clinic, the doctors cure me and then I live the rest of my days as a penisless oral slave to pay the medical bills, since my anus would be too loose to ever pleasure another man.

A man can dream...

I was expecting it to be funny but you disappointed me.

Konqi has no pants on!

Why would a sexual fantasy be funny? You're weird.

People generally post things such as that for the shock value humour.

People like you and are retarded.

FOSS has archieved:
>companies moved from native applications to web based botnets, since botnetting is now easier than ever, thanks to FOSS browsers and Flash being dead
>hardware being botnetted, in case somebody uses FOSS
>company faggots demanding features on FOSS repos for no money
And remember, totally destroying a project or making it insecure/unsafe to use is still a piece of cake, thinking a different license helps is delusional.

All of that happens because the vast majority of people will bend over backwards to defend them.