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Eating a late night brekkie breek. The tendies are delicious.

>Maghreb niggers vs Maghreb niggers and the whiny closet faggot cunt
i hope no one watches that shit.

post fat toe, Ros

for being racist, football fans are some of the biggest nigger fangirls

the Sup Forums sticky is excellent, dubs predicting ronaldo's breakdown and moths.

never thought of that, desu

Yeah that was hilarious

>tfw force your way out of a game that you'll possibly choke

Is Ronaldo a genius? Even if Portugal lose, he will be treated with respect and sympathy unlike Messi t b h.

hmm

tl-dr: someone who I though was being honest to me proved out to be a fucking faggot

it's nothing normie-like or not, just people being dicks to each other. And I think it's my time to be one too

I've always suspected this of him, Effendi. He's a secretive person that won't talk about a lot of stuff but always interested in learning mine (and then spreading my news to others)

He's being telling me "George's" news for a while, even if I've never asked him about it plus a lot of criticism for him, all behind his back. "John" surely appears like a two-faced person

nope, it's what we usually call "kontaromaxia" (sausage party), a bunch of men going out in hope of meeting females but going to the wrong-annoying places, so I just stopped going out with them at such occasions

That's what they've been doing

>I think it's my time to be one too
-t. normie

yeah, I might be

are any of you guys spergs or maximum betas? what does your life look like in the one region of the world where your chadness is proportional to your success in life?

My gf gets bitchy and I will break up with her on her birthday for being a jerk t b h. Alpha af Turk reporting in but most of this place are full of betacucks and losers who never leave their houses.

I feel bad for TSUUUnaldo, this will probably be his last euro cup ever.

post this, and tell them /balk/ heard their request :^)

effendi pls

It was evident that I'm not a normie since I was a little kid, at least to myself, none of the people who are close to me ever told me anything about it until my late teens.
I was expecting to be a loser after I finishing high school, but my predictions aren't true, I basically got invited to university, I aced most of my exams because it's shit I know. I got a job pretty fast in the IT sector right off the bat without any experience. I just want to stay home and be a NEET so I'm probably gonna quit soon.

Why tho? Apart from Poetrygirl and shitty memes, I'm literally one of the more active guys here. I do my best, always try my chances in the game and try to improve. Also, I'm confident enough to share my fuck ups with you t b h.

There are guys here whose ex's left them for their ex's, guys who were literally cheated, guys loving the same girl for years but can't even text them and you call me a cuck.

>I was expecting to be a loser after I finishing high school, but my predictions aren't true
Fucked up
>I was expecting to be a loser after finishing high school, but my predictions weren't true

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Fucking Macedonian commentators wont stop sucking Ronaldos balls i fucking hate it. Twenty minutes after hes gone they still talk about Ronaldo and the "shock" Portugal faced when he wasn't there, losing their leader e.t.c.

Seriously fuck off, they are playing better without him.

Why do you guys tend to hate each other so much instead of just joining forces against the eternal kebab?

I always thought the balcans should be a massive fraternity against the turks, but since the first balcan war you just keep fucking one another until the end of times

Macedonians always suck someone's popular balls, m8

he got messed up pretty bad though

>but since the first balcan war
you mean second

They discreetly like us. It is some deep shit. So much time together they can't keep themselves away from us.

>eternal Kebab

Mutual enemy must be Eternal Cuckoldry which destroys cultures with feminism, lgbt, humans' rights shit.

Yeah, the first and the second wars were in such a short period of time I often get it all messed up.

rude

Thats beside the point, muh greatest in the world, both Ronaldo and Messi are overhyped, they are great players but if they played in the BPL or Bundesliga they wouldn't be a fraction of what they are now

Good banter, my muslim friend. I guess they will get some butthurt out of it

>They discreetly like us
no, we don't. we just don't hate you as much as we say.
when it's personal, like meeting someone irl or smth, there is no reason to hate a turk.

>So much time together they can't keep themselves away from us.
gr8 b8, every balkanite would move their country to an island in the middle of nowhere if they could

Not banter. I don't banter here. I advocate a strong, indepented Balkan federation starting in Turkey and ending in Serbia against two common enemies called Nato and Russia.

>Balkan federation starting in Turkey
yeah fuck off

>indepented

Independent.

So tell me then, why are Turks and Balkanites always hanging out together in big countries when they are diasporas.

you would argue the problems started at the end of the 1st war, but things really got autistic in the 2nd

after that ww1, ww2, cold war, and now new-cold war

we're sometimes friends and sometimes enemies with other balkan nations (that's true for every balk nation), so we don't really trust each other or anyone, and just get more nationalistic

This banter is even better than the last one.

Look there, you're just gathering your harvest

What made you think you are invited? You are cucks and not Balkans. You are central European progressive cuck just like Slovenia and Croatia.

It will have Turkey, Greece, Bulgaria, Albania, Fyrom, Serbia and Bosnia. Free visas, trade agreements, touristic and cultural exchanges and military partnership.

I don't care about its capital or leader country. I'm not into artificial titles to make me feel happy, I'm into a secure future with the guys who are culturally most similar to me by having the minimum pressure from Russia, Eu, Nato and USA.

If people would been more sensible instead of their prides, we would have already achieved it by now.

like i said (, satan), there is no reason to dislike a turk on a personal level

we don't like your country, history or religion.

>we don't like your country
it was p. good 10 years ago, desu
nowadays sucks a lot, tho

Yeah, your region has a fascinating history and a sense of nationality you didnt let vanish after 500 hundred years of occupation. You're the irish of the east.
But I must say that's very sad you all hated each other so much in many moments you should just unite your forces against your common enemies. At the end of almost every war you waged, you all didnt have the best outcome out of it because of that

>common enemies
that is not Turkey, or at least not only them

It's because we're practically half kebab ourselves. We can't escape our true family.

sounds like some sort of ottoman empire to me

thanks for using my pic ;)

it's latin america balkanized as well

who are you guys rooting for?

I'm rooting for Portugal. As always, rooting for the underdog/

Yeah, I'm talking about the general thing, not just about the eternal kebab. You've been through a lot since you've got your indenpendance, it is just a huge amount of military combats over just a century. I just dont know how fresh recent nations could wage so many wars against each other and people far away from them in such a short period of time

Let its capital be Sofia or Athens. Let it be ruled by Greeks or Bulgars. Actually, not Greeks because they fuck shit up but let it be Bulgars or Serbs, or Albos. I don't care. We gotta get closer and stick together. Eu or Nato or Russia won't bring us any good.

Think of it as a military and economic shit. Not political. There is a war coming t b h and I don't want to die in a Nato attack in a land I have no connection to.

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If it wasn't for the fucking yugo wars, we'd be exactly like the rest of Yurp--no armed conflict since WWII. More foreign investment in the 90s, also. And even the yugo wars did not involve everyone.

I'm not seljak and alpha enough to hang out with seljaks, too seljak and spergy to hang out with normal people.

>serdar is spamming /hell/

Why do Turks have such a beef with us?

Dude, the diasporas here are kind of big depending where you're heading at.
Since I've got here I could notice that, be they dont tend to rebel against the former native americans and the black population.

Sao paulo has the biggest diaspora of japanese people outside of japan, if that was something taking place in europe, they would have already declared themselves an independant nation and would start living by their rules instead of having to answer to the brazilian authorities. In south america the people just dont get the sense of nationality you guys have in the balcans, if they had a similar mentality probably they would be at war much more times than you've been in the last 100 years

>Why do Turks have such a beef with us?

Your posters are easy to trigger. That's why.

Call Vlad, the kebabs are out again.

i think it is a guy called franzici,bulgarian turk in france who is back in his homeland now.There are at least 2 turks with bulgarian flag atm

afraid that we can't let that happen

>handsome ultranormie friend wants to sleep at my place
>sure mang no problem :^)
>while we were watching tv he came up with the idea to fap simultaneously
>lol ok bet you can't get hard bro
>we both fap to lesbian porn,he has a bigger dick about 18cm
>due to being the youngest guy in my class,i think i was 13 or 14 in 7th grade people used to say i had a small dick
>he says "wow bro your dick is big nice veins"
>he wants to touch it
>"dude wtf that's gay man"
>"hahah yeah :)"
>i came first
>he came second and he fapped again

overall it was pretty fun,best way to bond with your friends is to fap together
now he's in england and he looks like one of those metrosexual faggots

That sounds good, except the Turkey part. Also Turkey has 75 million people, while the entire balkans have only 55 million people, which would lead to turk dominance.

>he says "wow bro your dick is big nice veins"

That is what I meant by saying Romanians are Central European Liberals, not Balkanites.

>the people just dont get the sense of nationality you guys have
then why aren't the spanish counties in latin america united like brazil is

>Also Turkey has 75 million people, while the entire balkans have only 55 million people, which would lead to turk dominance.

It is the major problem, I agree but can be prevented by ensuring that every country has the same number of votes when it comes to big decisions.

>wow bro your dick is big nice veins
hahahahaha

First time I fapped was with a friend too, he taught me how. Before that I never knew wtf it was.
My dick was bigger and thicker though, come to think of it he had a fucking pencil dick. Poor guy.

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>First time I fapped was with a friend too, he taught me how. Before that I never knew wtf it was.

Albania, I kicked you out of federation, too.

Wtf with your gay shit? What would Edi Rama say to you if heard that kind of perverted stuff?

They are divided by natural frontiers and geopolitical areas of interest. It's not like their population is massively spanish, they've got a lot of different ethnicities living there, in general.
But I believe they are better off divided at the end of the day. I just can't imagine the mass it would be if they were unified due to their different mentality over so many subjects, capitalism vs socialism for instance.

mess*

>he never had a fapro

It's ok bro, not everyone is blessed to have a brother in arms, or hands.

Any kind of balkan union/federation is a bad idea that cannot work
desu two 13-14 year old kids doing something stupid with their dicks isn't "liberal"
that other guy was most likely gay though

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what the hell are those bullshit posts, I see them quite often in here

>even considering adding a large number of albanians to a country
N
O
They're nationalists on steroids

No idea too. It's so many memes I just cannot cope with it

>We gotta get closer
>80 million turks
>kurds
>ISIS
>Erdogan
>random bombings
i rather stay alone in the corner than hang out with cool kids, m8

>quite often in here
I've been the only one who does this until today. And I haven't posted this in a week.

>Now with "Buc*resti Pride" faggots and lesbeans will ask for rights to get married

We are seeing the same thing everywhere, dumb poor people voting against globalization and humanist values. Petty tyrants and sly politicians take notice. The educated and the ambitious have much to benefit from a global liberal world, while the uneducated would prefer a strong leader and a strong nation.

Man, we all told you that's fucking gay as balls touching, and let it slip.
Stop pushing it that hard or i'm screencapping that shit.

Why not just beat them up?
Personally, I don't have a problem with homosexuality, but the Balkans are no place for fags.

>in Albania and Romania it is a normal thing to fap together with your friends and comment on each others' dick.

It is true. Everything our conservatives say about western degeneracy is true. I can't imagine how things are in Holland or Sweden when Albos and Romanians are this lewd.

I'm actually a top grade normie, got a gf,a job and i'm a student as well. Life's pretty good but it all just gets a bit tireing sometimes. I'm pretty sick of my gf though because she's more in love with herself than she will ever be with me, extremly selfabsorbed; at least she's pretty and smart but that just inflates her already huge ego
>too much of a pussy to break up with her
I'll do it at the end of the summer vacation so i don't spend the summer gf-less

Post your dick effendi.

pussy niggas hatin on me but
ion giafuck, ion giafuck ion ion giafuck

>lewd
that's not lewd, that's utter faggotry and autism, no normal boys above the age of 12 jerk off together

ignore the /gluesniffer/ masterrace of /balk/

Kill yourself.Turks are dirtbags that should die.Everyone here hates your guts.You are trash.You are most unclean.If you could just vanish from the face of the planet that would literally fix the world.Just kill yourself and make the world a better place.I mean it.Your death will make the world a better place and it will also make us all very happy.

Hey my dacian friend, I've seen a shitpost hoster thread about a romanian impregnating an america girl the other day and I asked the guy about some things related to romania but he wouldnt answer me cause he was too much busy shitposting.

I'm an italian expat, and me and some friends of mine were thinking about going to a trip to iasi during the beggining of the next spring.

Is it a good place for qts and good traditional food? Regards from the eternal spaghetti

Perhaps you should check the definition of lewd.

Would you actually say this to a turks face? .

DEJA VU

I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

What do you even mean by that? Being a liberal to some point is alright, but when you turn into full blown flaming Sweden tier liberal it's getting ridiculous.

Nevertheless, my point was that being in a union with Turkey could be alright 10-15 years ago, but nowadays it will be like literally putting a hedgehog in your trousers.

He would be murdered t b h.

If We do that they will Cry 'oppression'.

I've only seen it used here positively.
I remember an albanian pedophile offering me a handjob when I was 13, he was a pretty nice dude, considering he could have raped me but instead let me walk away.

inca mai astept reincarnarea lui Vlad

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Depends.There were a few normal ones that i've spotted while traveling so i would probably call them komshu but to those smelly muslim shitbags that are the rest of the population i will say it with no regrets.They are trash.